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Has everyone got the bunting up......? 13:02 - May 5 with 10921 viewsBloots

....the wife has just put a string of flags along the front of the house and is about to start baking scones and sponge cake ready for tomorrow.

Scone or scones?

Jam or cream first?

Lovely stuff.

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Has everyone got the bunting up......? on 13:04 - May 5 with 3797 viewsGeoffSentence

Has she got them the right way up?

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Yeah, jam first. (n/t) on 13:06 - May 5 with 3771 viewsBloots

Has everyone got the bunting up......? on 13:04 - May 5 by GeoffSentence

Has she got them the right way up?



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Has everyone got the bunting up......? on 13:14 - May 5 with 3726 viewsOldsmoker

I've decided to adopt a 'looking down my nose' on all of this.
I think all this pandering, bowing and scraping is vulgar.

I shall fart in your general direction.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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Has everyone got the bunting up......? on 13:20 - May 5 with 3702 viewsmatt92

Cringe
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Each to their own.... on 13:21 - May 5 with 3689 viewsBloots

Has everyone got the bunting up......? on 13:14 - May 5 by Oldsmoker

I've decided to adopt a 'looking down my nose' on all of this.
I think all this pandering, bowing and scraping is vulgar.

I shall fart in your general direction.


...everyone is entitled to pay homage in their own way.

GSTK.

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Smash the system! Punk Rock! ACAB! Etc, etc. (n/t) on 13:23 - May 5 with 3676 viewsBloots

Has everyone got the bunting up......? on 13:20 - May 5 by matt92

Cringe



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Yeah, jam first. (n/t) on 13:24 - May 5 with 3667 viewshomer_123

Yeah, jam first. (n/t) on 13:06 - May 5 by Bloots



Jam first? That means the jam is on the bottom....

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Has everyone got the bunting up......? on 13:24 - May 5 with 3671 viewshoppy

Doesn't she know the main celebration is on Sunday... and I hope the flags are blue and white?

As long as Port Vale do their bit as well as us.

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Has everyone got the bunting up......? on 13:25 - May 5 with 3663 viewsgiant_stow

lucky you having a mrs who bakes.

Enjoy.

Personally I shall we stumbling around a football pitch with lots of pot-bellied bald men, hungover after a party tonight.

You win I reckon.

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Has everyone got the bunting up......? on 13:26 - May 5 with 3650 viewshoppy

Has everyone got the bunting up......? on 13:25 - May 5 by giant_stow

lucky you having a mrs who bakes.

Enjoy.

Personally I shall we stumbling around a football pitch with lots of pot-bellied bald men, hungover after a party tonight.

You win I reckon.


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Has everyone got the bunting up......? on 13:30 - May 5 with 3632 viewsgiant_stow

Has everyone got the bunting up......? on 13:26 - May 5 by hoppy

Are you more Pukka than Pukki?


Think Clarkson's figure. And I won't be up front - at best I'll get 10 mins at left back once the game's won.

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Smash the system! Punk Rock! ACAB! Etc, etc. (n/t) on 13:37 - May 5 with 3610 viewsmatt92

Smash the system! Punk Rock! ACAB! Etc, etc. (n/t) on 13:23 - May 5 by Bloots



Got me pegged, ain't ya
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I doubt it's the first time you've been pegged. (n/t) on 13:39 - May 5 with 3601 viewsBloots

Smash the system! Punk Rock! ACAB! Etc, etc. (n/t) on 13:37 - May 5 by matt92

Got me pegged, ain't ya



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I doubt it's the first time you've been pegged. (n/t) on 13:41 - May 5 with 3591 viewsmatt92

I doubt it's the first time you've been pegged. (n/t) on 13:39 - May 5 by Bloots



Don't knock it until ya try it. You've no idea who I am FYI
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I doubt it's the first time you've been pegged. (n/t) on 13:48 - May 5 with 3554 viewsSlippinJimmyJuan

I doubt it's the first time you've been pegged. (n/t) on 13:41 - May 5 by matt92

Don't knock it until ya try it. You've no idea who I am FYI


Nothing to see here
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I doubt it's the first time you've been pegged. (n/t) on 13:50 - May 5 with 3547 viewsmatt92

I doubt it's the first time you've been pegged. (n/t) on 13:48 - May 5 by SlippinJimmyJuan

Nothing to see here
[Post edited 5 May 2023 14:05]


Let's all celebrate a family who partake in a bit of activity that we use as a homophobic insult waheyyyyyy COZZIE NATES BANK HOLIDAY OI OI LADS

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You're Matt. (n/t) on 13:50 - May 5 with 3544 viewsBloots

I doubt it's the first time you've been pegged. (n/t) on 13:41 - May 5 by matt92

Don't knock it until ya try it. You've no idea who I am FYI



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You're Matt. (n/t) on 13:55 - May 5 with 3505 viewsRyorry

You're Matt. (n/t) on 13:50 - May 5 by Bloots



Age 92 1/4.

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Has everyone got the bunting up......? on 14:00 - May 5 with 3475 viewsMattinLondon

Are you going to pledge your allegiance to the inbred adulterer?
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I doubt it's the first time you've been pegged. (n/t) on 14:03 - May 5 with 3466 viewsSlippinJimmyJuan

I doubt it's the first time you've been pegged. (n/t) on 13:50 - May 5 by matt92

Let's all celebrate a family who partake in a bit of activity that we use as a homophobic insult waheyyyyyy COZZIE NATES BANK HOLIDAY OI OI LADS

https://www.bustle.com/enterta


I'm not sure it constitutes homophobia to be honest, although I will remove it as it is a bit unfair to speculate.

I don't really know what the rest of what you've typed is meant to mean, but you sound far too excited about it.

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I doubt it's the first time you've been pegged. (n/t) on 14:15 - May 5 with 3428 viewsmatt92

I doubt it's the first time you've been pegged. (n/t) on 14:03 - May 5 by SlippinJimmyJuan

I'm not sure it constitutes homophobia to be honest, although I will remove it as it is a bit unfair to speculate.

I don't really know what the rest of what you've typed is meant to mean, but you sound far too excited about it.


Proper buzzin, chuffed to bits, not raging at the royals spending 100s of millions in the middle of a cost of living crisis whatsoever. Definitely not one little bit annoyed, only buzzing! Towing the line, me. PROPA BRI'ISH.

Was referring to Bloots using pegging as a thinly veiled homophobic insult, not you.
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Has everyone got the bunting up......? on 14:21 - May 5 with 3383 viewsBlueBadger

Has everyone got the bunting up......? on 14:00 - May 5 by MattinLondon

Are you going to pledge your allegiance to the inbred adulterer?


Plus his heir, the nonce.
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The oldest skateboarder in town. (n/t) on 14:25 - May 5 with 3353 viewsBloots

You're Matt. (n/t) on 13:55 - May 5 by Ryorry

Age 92 1/4.



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GSTK (n/t) on 14:25 - May 5 with 3349 viewsBloots

Has everyone got the bunting up......? on 14:00 - May 5 by MattinLondon

Are you going to pledge your allegiance to the inbred adulterer?



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I doubt it's the first time you've been pegged. (n/t) on 14:27 - May 5 with 3330 viewsGeoffSentence

I doubt it's the first time you've been pegged. (n/t) on 13:41 - May 5 by matt92

Don't knock it until ya try it. You've no idea who I am FYI


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