| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows 13:58 - Jun 2 with 7793 views | GeoffSentence |
who else on here can say that? [Post edited 2 Jun 2024 13:59]
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:00 - Jun 2 with 3788 views | Swansea_Blue |
That sounds like a load of bull |  |
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:02 - Jun 2 with 3768 views | GeoffSentence |
| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:00 - Jun 2 by Swansea_Blue |
That sounds like a load of bull |
God's truth.
I also intimidated a pair of small ones. | |
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:02 - Jun 2 with 3765 views | WeWereZombies |
I drove through a herd on Friday night...carefully...which was an achievement given that I had had a couple of whiskies. |  |
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:02 - Jun 2 with 3763 views | hoppy |
What do you want? A pat on the back? |  |
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:04 - Jun 2 with 3748 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
Were you playing them at chess? |  |
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:06 - Jun 2 with 3726 views | WeWereZombies |
| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:04 - Jun 2 by BanksterDebtSlave |
Were you playing them at chess? |
It is a game that can lead to a certain amount of rumination... | |
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:06 - Jun 2 with 3727 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:02 - Jun 2 by GeoffSentence |
God's truth.
I also intimidated a pair of small ones. |
Nah, I’m not having that. Pull the udder one.
(Why are you spending your Sunday bullying cows?) | |
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:07 - Jun 2 with 3713 views | hoppy |
| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:06 - Jun 2 by Swansea_Blue |
Nah, I’m not having that. Pull the udder one.
(Why are you spending your Sunday bullying cows?) |
Maybe he thought it was Cowes week? | |
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:08 - Jun 2 with 3710 views | GeoffSentence |
| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:04 - Jun 2 by BanksterDebtSlave |
Were you playing them at chess? |
I'm not that good at Chess.
There is also a 'cow' opening, and a variation on that, the cow opening: bull variation.
They'd have me if it had gone to chess. | |
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:09 - Jun 2 with 3696 views | GeoffSentence |
| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:06 - Jun 2 by Swansea_Blue |
Nah, I’m not having that. Pull the udder one.
(Why are you spending your Sunday bullying cows?) |
Just going for a peaceful Sunday walk and they were trying to deny me rght of way.
That's against the law. | |
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:11 - Jun 2 with 3675 views | NthQldITFC |
My friend used to go out 'tipping' cows, but he was very short so I presume he had to take a step ladder with him. I doubt they even noticed, he wasn't a big lad. |  |
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:11 - Jun 2 with 3676 views | Keno |
Has anyone heifer posted anything so daft |  |
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:21 - Jun 2 with 3633 views | Re_User |
Afraid not, and I’ve never shoed a horse either, although I did once tell a donkey to fck off |  | | |
| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:22 - Jun 2 with 3616 views | Ftnfwest |
| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:11 - Jun 2 by Keno |
Has anyone heifer posted anything so daft |
You always steer things in another direction |  | | |
| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:22 - Jun 2 with 3620 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:09 - Jun 2 by GeoffSentence |
Just going for a peaceful Sunday walk and they were trying to deny me rght of way.
That's against the law. |
I hope you lectured them on your constitutional rights and put them straight!
You didn't have a dog with you, did you? | |
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:25 - Jun 2 with 3609 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:11 - Jun 2 by NthQldITFC |
My friend used to go out 'tipping' cows, but he was very short so I presume he had to take a step ladder with him. I doubt they even noticed, he wasn't a big lad. |
What type of step ladder did you, er I mean 'your friend' use? | |
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:28 - Jun 2 with 3590 views | GeoffSentence |
| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:22 - Jun 2 by Swansea_Blue |
I hope you lectured them on your constitutional rights and put them straight!
You didn't have a dog with you, did you? |
I was dogless. | |
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:39 - Jun 2 with 3512 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:28 - Jun 2 by GeoffSentence |
I was dogless. |
That probably helped. You hear some horrible stories of cows going nuts around dogs and trampling the owners. | |
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:48 - Jun 2 with 3492 views | Vegtablue |
| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:08 - Jun 2 by GeoffSentence |
I'm not that good at Chess.
There is also a 'cow' opening, and a variation on that, the cow opening: bull variation.
They'd have me if it had gone to chess. |
I used to live near a bunch of cows and would often find myself asking them to get out the way. Sadly we regularly arrived at a stalemate, what with their kindergarten antics. "I asked first!", I would find myself shouting back, but they were stubborn and didn't mince their words. | | | |
| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 15:00 - Jun 2 with 3470 views | Keno |
| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:39 - Jun 2 by Swansea_Blue |
That probably helped. You hear some horrible stories of cows going nuts around dogs and trampling the owners. |
do you mean
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 15:01 - Jun 2 with 3462 views | wkj |
| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:02 - Jun 2 by GeoffSentence |
God's truth.
I also intimidated a pair of small ones. |
Nothing like intimidating a small pair of bullocks. |  |
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 15:27 - Jun 2 with 3418 views | You_Bloo_Right |
"Only yesterday I hospitalised a brick....
I'm so mean I make medicine sick" |  |
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 15:28 - Jun 2 with 3415 views | WeWereZombies |
| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:09 - Jun 2 by GeoffSentence |
Just going for a peaceful Sunday walk and they were trying to deny me rght of way.
That's against the law. |
You didn't ask them to moove along now ? | |
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 15:54 - Jun 2 with 3364 views | GeoffSentence |
| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 14:39 - Jun 2 by Swansea_Blue |
That probably helped. You hear some horrible stories of cows going nuts around dogs and trampling the owners. |
yeah, you do. But these ones didnt have a dog to worry about. They were just being cwnty. | |
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| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 15:55 - Jun 2 with 3353 views | GeoffSentence |
| Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 15:28 - Jun 2 by WeWereZombies |
You didn't ask them to moove along now ? |
I did. Thry lowed right back. #bovinebantz | |
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