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Caption Competition 16:04 - Oct 14 with 966 viewsfactual_blue


Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
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Caption Competition on 16:22 - Oct 14 with 929 viewshomer_123

Ewe lost me.

Ade Akinbiyi couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo...
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Caption Competition on 16:30 - Oct 14 with 918 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Sheepdog sacked.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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Caption Competition on 16:36 - Oct 14 with 898 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Sheep in Just Stop Oil protest glue themselves to the village green.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Caption Competition on 17:05 - Oct 14 with 868 viewsBloots

"The sheep were spotted grazing on a patch of grass near the Wheatpieces Community Centre at around 04:00 BST - Georgina Minchew"

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Caption Competition on 17:19 - Oct 14 with 858 viewsElephantintheRoom

Franchise followers trying out their all wool 4th shirt feel more than a little sheepish

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Caption Competition on 19:16 - Oct 14 with 823 viewsHelp

Sheep wake up to find housing estate built around field.

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Caption Competition on 21:53 - Oct 14 with 773 viewsVanSaParody

Wags for the Welsh squad



... someone had to say it
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Caption Competition on 21:57 - Oct 14 with 766 viewsVanSaParody

Sheep

(to Creep by Radiohead)

Where men are men, you're from
Couldn't look you in the eye
You just make me nervous
Y' unzip your fly

You creep like a ninja
In a beautiful field
I'm sick & I'm tethered
Ain't your leisure centre

Cos I'm a sheep
You're a weirdo
What the hell are you doin' there?
You don't belong there

A shepherd or a spy?
A-ha! a shepherd's pie
A little fluffy cloud in...
A wonderful, blue sky

Don't want you to notice
When I'm chowin' down
So sick & tethered
Ain't your leisure centre

Cos I'm a sheep
You're a weirdo
What the hell are you doin' there?
You don't belong there

(No! No!)
Sheep run around your field (run!)
Sheep run away
Sheep run, run, run, run!
Run!

Ruminatin' I'm happy
Don't wanna bleat on
I'm so sick & tethered
Ain't your leisure centre

Cos I'm a sheep
You're a weirdo
What the hell are you doin' there?
You don't belong there
You don't belong there
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Caption Competition on 23:31 - Oct 14 with 723 viewsWeWereZombies

And it's only early evening, this place is gonna be rammed by midnight...

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Caption Competition on 00:16 - Oct 15 with 699 viewshoppy

You could always tell when Wales were playing and the neighbourhood all stayed indoors to watch it on the telly.

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Caption Competition on 08:55 - Oct 15 with 638 viewsKeno

Caption Competition on 00:16 - Oct 15 by hoppy

You could always tell when Wales were playing and the neighbourhood all stayed indoors to watch it on the telly.


sheep arrive at hotel and try to find the baaaaaaaaa

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