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Mine was in about 2002/03, whilst doing my apprenticeship/day release at Suffolk college. Lecturer says it’s break time, most of us slowly stand up and make our way to the door, one lad named Luke Giles, runs out of the door in order to catch the lift down to the ground floor.
As we get out of the room he’s crouched down, with his head stuck in the lift doors, screaming as he’s stuck. He’s there a good 10secs, with every single person around (either in the corridor or in the lift) in floods of tears, unable to stand through laughter. He rips his head free, and is clearly in shock, but joins in the laughter.
At university, lazy day just sitting around eating and drinking. One of my housemates is bored so f*rts into an empty two litre bottle of orange Tango - one of the black ones - and closes the lid.
Other housemate comes home and we ask "does this smell off to you?". He sniffs the bottle and we squeeze it so his nose is flooded with the smell. He falls to his hands and knees and vomits like a cat with a fur ball.
It was nearly 30 years ago and it's never not funny.
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Funniest thing you’ve ever seen happen on 15:57 - Sep 11 with 2588 views
Funniest thing you’ve ever seen happen on 15:57 - Sep 11 by Joey_Joe_Joe_Junior
There's this semi invisible glass door in a pub in Woodbridge that I used love seeing people walk into from the beer garden.
Similarly, many years ago I had the misfortune of a temporary job as a chef in a horrible carvery restaurant on the outskirts of Norwich.
I am not as ashamed as I perhaps should be to admit that I quickly realised that if I spoke really quietly to the customers there was a good chance that they would lean forward to hear more clearly and face plant the sneeze guard over the food. It never got boring.
Stratosphere Hotel, Vegas coming down from a meal at the restaurant at the top late into the evening.
It's important to envisage the tower bit which is fed by the high speed lift up & down.
Anyhoo, a v drunk Mercan lass was leaning against the lift door on the way down, when it stopped at a floor and the lift door opened.
V drunk 'Mercan lass falls out of the lift and lets out a blood curdling scream as she thought that she was being released into the night time air high over Vegas like a female Hans Gruber, however, she immediately crumpled into a heap on floor 11 of the hotel, flashing her knickers to everyone, before calmly getting back into the lift.
I honestly thought I was going to faint, I was laughing so, so much.
Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing.
Funniest thing you’ve ever seen happen on 16:19 - Sep 11 by artsbossbeard
Stratosphere Hotel, Vegas coming down from a meal at the restaurant at the top late into the evening.
It's important to envisage the tower bit which is fed by the high speed lift up & down.
Anyhoo, a v drunk Mercan lass was leaning against the lift door on the way down, when it stopped at a floor and the lift door opened.
V drunk 'Mercan lass falls out of the lift and lets out a blood curdling scream as she thought that she was being released into the night time air high over Vegas like a female Hans Gruber, however, she immediately crumpled into a heap on floor 11 of the hotel, flashing her knickers to everyone, before calmly getting back into the lift.
I honestly thought I was going to faint, I was laughing so, so much.
I watched a mate on the harwich to the hook ferry get pushed into a wall… turned out it was a concealed door… and through he went… he too thought he was falling to his death in the sea 😂
Funniest thing you’ve ever seen happen on 16:36 - Sep 11 by textbackup
I watched a mate on the harwich to the hook ferry get pushed into a wall… turned out it was a concealed door… and through he went… he too thought he was falling to his death in the sea 😂
Hahaha!
Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing.
I was walking my dog on Felixstowe beach by Landguard Fort one winters day and got chatting to a couple of anglers. The tide was on the way out and they both walked down to the sea and cast their lines out and then returned and set the rods in the rests. About five minutes later, a RNLI rubber dinghy headed towards the harbour mouth fairly close to the shore and snagged the lines dragging the rods behind into the sea. The two anglers were waving frantically at the crew and shouting loudly, but the crew just waved back completely unaware they had two fishing rods in tow. I couldn’t help it, I nearly pissed myself laughing and to be fair, the two fishermen saw the funny side eventually even though they had lost the gear.
We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub.
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Funniest thing you’ve ever seen happen on 19:17 - Sep 11 with 1707 views
Funniest thing you’ve ever seen happen on 19:01 - Sep 11 by StochesStotasBlewe
I was walking my dog on Felixstowe beach by Landguard Fort one winters day and got chatting to a couple of anglers. The tide was on the way out and they both walked down to the sea and cast their lines out and then returned and set the rods in the rests. About five minutes later, a RNLI rubber dinghy headed towards the harbour mouth fairly close to the shore and snagged the lines dragging the rods behind into the sea. The two anglers were waving frantically at the crew and shouting loudly, but the crew just waved back completely unaware they had two fishing rods in tow. I couldn’t help it, I nearly pissed myself laughing and to be fair, the two fishermen saw the funny side eventually even though they had lost the gear.
A few years ago I was barbel fishing on the river with a mate, absolutely nothing happening, getting late and a case of "5 more minutes" , he was fishing in the next swim, steepish bank with his rod close to the water, him seated above.....suddenly I heard him say "sht" as I turn I just see him slide down the bank and dive at the bottom for the butt of his rod which just disappeared in the river in a flash, to see him there in the water was just so bloody funny(quite shallow by the margin so he was obviously going to be ok)...he'd forgot to set his baitrunner on his reel, as you know with barbel that's a huge schoolboy error.. Doesn't seem that funny reading that back, but from the calmness to him going in I just couldn't hold back the laughter, he's quite a serious guy which kind of added to it somehow..
We went back to mine and tied rope to a rake and went back under torchlight to try and retrieve it, no joy....but the next morning he went back to that swim and there were two young lads fishing, they had the rod incredibly, he said they could keep it as he'd just bought another online, decent rod, bet they were chuffed...
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Funniest thing you’ve ever seen happen on 18:56 - Sep 12 with 425 views
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