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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? 12:58 - Jan 10 with 1353 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

I was in the Cubs, Scouts and Venture Scouts, so have the associated camping skills, abseiling, building a fire, orienteering etc. And I have a tin opener. I'm a decent cook too.

I run quite a bit, so should be quicker than others at escaping threats. And am trained in karate when it comes to that.

On the downside I'm 53, a bit rubbish until I get some caffeine inside me, need to be in bed by 10:30 and have a touch of tennis elbow.

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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 13:03 - Jan 10 with 1304 viewsdavblue

Ah but you are argumentative so will be the 1st one thrown on the boats!
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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 13:04 - Jan 10 with 1296 viewsGeoffSentence

I'm a gonner. No skills whatsoever. Worse, I can't even write tragic poetry about the experience. Not any that people would want to read anyway.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 13:34 - Jan 10 with 1206 viewsDJR

The primary school I went (Clifford Road) has tunnels constructed at the beginning of World War Two and used to protect the school and local community from bombing and blast damage.

https://cliffordroadtunnels.co

As a former pupil, maybe I can claim first dibs.
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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 13:47 - Jan 10 with 1174 viewsLegendofthePhoenix

I'll be fine. I have 2x 500ml thermos flasks, an A4 sized backpack and a blanket.

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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 13:57 - Jan 10 with 1140 viewsDJR

If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 13:47 - Jan 10 by LegendofthePhoenix

I'll be fine. I have 2x 500ml thermos flasks, an A4 sized backpack and a blanket.


But you won't be let into Portman Road.
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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 13:59 - Jan 10 with 1132 viewsLegendofthePhoenix

If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 13:57 - Jan 10 by DJR

But you won't be let into Portman Road.


it will be American Football, so I won't be missing much.

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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 14:20 - Jan 10 with 1101 viewsIndependentlyBlue

I have a 10 yard swimming certificate earned at Beccles Swimming Pool so just shy of SAS quality really, be fine me.

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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 14:37 - Jan 10 with 1038 viewsAljoBlue

the hours put into Infection Free Zone, Project Zomboid and Vein will be handy LOL
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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 14:44 - Jan 10 with 1008 viewsSuperKieranMcKenna

Well I’ve got a good supply of bog roll for bartering - we all know that will be the first thing to be cleared out in Aldi.
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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 14:46 - Jan 10 with 1001 viewsNthQldITFC

I'm good at sleeping, so I'm thinking I won't notice too much.

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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 14:50 - Jan 10 with 993 viewsDJR

If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 14:20 - Jan 10 by IndependentlyBlue

I have a 10 yard swimming certificate earned at Beccles Swimming Pool so just shy of SAS quality really, be fine me.


I mentioned above my primary school. Whilst I was there a swimming pool was built.

It was 11 yards long and I went in a short space of time from learning to swim to swimming a mile.

That was 160 lengths of the pool which is a lot of lengths and turns.
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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 15:37 - Jan 10 with 920 viewsBluesky

If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 13:47 - Jan 10 by LegendofthePhoenix

I'll be fine. I have 2x 500ml thermos flasks, an A4 sized backpack and a blanket.


So if push comes to shove you’ll just be able to get into what’s left of Portman Road without being stopped.
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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 16:28 - Jan 10 with 809 viewsMattinLondon

I’ll be rubbish - in order to survive I might have to become the sex slave of Liz Truss.
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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 16:59 - Jan 10 with 734 viewsbrogansnose

Personal survival skills will be fine but, people with no qualms about stealing, hurting others and being all round barstewards will thrive. Being in a supportive group with individuals sharing multi skills would increase yours and their chances of surviving.
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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 17:07 - Jan 10 with 711 viewsNthQldITFC

If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 16:28 - Jan 10 by MattinLondon

I’ll be rubbish - in order to survive I might have to become the sex slave of Liz Truss.


Be careful. She'll make you open her pork markets. Is it worth surviving at that cost?

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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 17:12 - Jan 10 with 689 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 16:59 - Jan 10 by brogansnose

Personal survival skills will be fine but, people with no qualms about stealing, hurting others and being all round barstewards will thrive. Being in a supportive group with individuals sharing multi skills would increase yours and their chances of surviving.


Maybe the posters of TWTD would put aside their differences and we'd become a thriving gang, marshalled by Lord Ham.

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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 17:19 - Jan 10 with 668 viewsbrogansnose

If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 17:12 - Jan 10 by The_Flashing_Smile

Maybe the posters of TWTD would put aside their differences and we'd become a thriving gang, marshalled by Lord Ham.


.........and then head to Norfolk and do a bit of pillaging.
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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 17:25 - Jan 10 with 656 viewsRIPbobby

The best thing you can do is not tell others of your skills or stash of survival food/gear. You will be a resource target.
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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 17:31 - Jan 10 with 621 viewsCafe_Newman

Classic TWTD. Early contender for post of the year.
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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 17:36 - Jan 10 with 606 viewsRyorry

If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 17:25 - Jan 10 by RIPbobby

The best thing you can do is not tell others of your skills or stash of survival food/gear. You will be a resource target.


I have oatcakes, bottled water, food for my faithful mutt, firelighting skills and only one person here knows where my house is.

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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 17:41 - Jan 10 with 582 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 17:36 - Jan 10 by Ryorry

I have oatcakes, bottled water, food for my faithful mutt, firelighting skills and only one person here knows where my house is.


Yeah feed up your mutt nice and plump, just in case rations get low

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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 17:43 - Jan 10 with 570 viewsWeWereZombies

According to Bobby Robson I am one of those dead long ago so as long as no one makes me chase them over a wood pile near a helicopter with moving blades at neck height I'll be fine.

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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 17:45 - Jan 10 with 559 viewsRyorry

If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 17:41 - Jan 10 by The_Flashing_Smile

Yeah feed up your mutt nice and plump, just in case rations get low


You heathen!

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If World War 3 is coming, how good will you be at surving the apocalypse? on 17:59 - Jan 10 with 511 viewswkj

I'd just win friends and favours by telling it how it is by putting all the blame on Mick McCarthy

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