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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) 08:03 - Jan 20 with 2570 viewsjasondozzell

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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 08:10 - Jan 20 with 2529 viewsGlasgowBlue

Can you narrow it down a bit? Egypt's population is over 119 million.

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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 08:10 - Jan 20 with 2535 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

And is no longer our player.

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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 08:16 - Jan 20 with 2504 viewsjasondozzell

HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 08:10 - Jan 20 by You_Bloo_Right

And is no longer our player.


Morsy's left?!!!
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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 08:17 - Jan 20 with 2484 viewsMetal_Hacker

HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 08:16 - Jan 20 by jasondozzell

Morsy's left?!!!


Keno mentioned he dresses to the right

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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 08:23 - Jan 20 with 2448 viewsBobbychase

......And we haven't got a song for his replacement who is arguably just as good.

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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 08:25 - Jan 20 with 2445 viewsArnoldMoorhen

He is a Dutchman
Like Uhlenbeek, Wilnis and Muhren
Better at tackling than Thijssen
Matusiwa
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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 08:31 - Jan 20 with 2396 viewsGary_Knows

You just know there will be some absolute melts sing that during the game … for an opposition player ffs.

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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 08:37 - Jan 20 with 2331 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 08:31 - Jan 20 by Gary_Knows

You just know there will be some absolute melts sing that during the game … for an opposition player ffs.


That'll be me.......










.....as he leaves the pitch after his second yellow.

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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 09:16 - Jan 20 with 2119 viewsMatt_Netherlands

HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 08:23 - Jan 20 by Bobbychase

......And we haven't got a song for his replacement who is arguably just as good.


Cant remember where, but I’ve seen someone suggest a chant for him using the tune of the Macarena. Could be awful, could be genius….

Number one, number two, number three etc etc…

Eyyyyyyy Matusiwa - hey
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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 09:20 - Jan 20 with 2083 viewsgoperryrevs

HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 09:16 - Jan 20 by Matt_Netherlands

Cant remember where, but I’ve seen someone suggest a chant for him using the tune of the Macarena. Could be awful, could be genius….

Number one, number two, number three etc etc…

Eyyyyyyy Matusiwa - hey


Have heard people singing it away, except it was "One tackle, two tackles, three Matusiwa..." etc.
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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 09:35 - Jan 20 with 1987 viewsbaxterbasics

I think McKenna has made his thoughts clear on what we should do - warm welcome for Sam before and after the match. But during: make it difficult for him, as we should for any opposition player. It's a KM endorsed approach.

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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 09:44 - Jan 20 with 1932 viewsFrimleyBlue

Lived in wolves and plays for Bristol
He used to be fken brilliant
But hes not azor

Waka Waka
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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 09:58 - Jan 20 with 1863 viewsbaxterbasics

HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 09:44 - Jan 20 by FrimleyBlue

Lived in wolves and plays for Bristol
He used to be fken brilliant
But hes not azor


I like the content, but not sure it flows so well.

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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 10:36 - Jan 20 with 1753 viewsOldboysf81

HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 08:23 - Jan 20 by Bobbychase

......And we haven't got a song for his replacement who is arguably just as good.


*Better (imo)
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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 10:41 - Jan 20 with 1734 viewsBiGDonnie

Will he still be after he's left one on one of our players?

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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 12:32 - Jan 20 with 1593 viewspete81

And he was down the waterfront 30 mins ago with the rest of the Brizzle squad on a "team walk"...
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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 13:44 - Jan 20 with 1430 viewsTripSwitch

HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 09:20 - Jan 20 by goperryrevs

Have heard people singing it away, except it was "One tackle, two tackles, three Matusiwa..." etc.


That's fantastic!!! With a name like Matusiwa it has to be Macarena surely.

One tackle two tackles three Matusiwa
One clean sheet two clean sheets three Matusiwa
One yellow two yellows three Matusiwa
Heyyyy Matusiwa!

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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 14:33 - Jan 20 with 1359 viewsZx1988

HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 09:16 - Jan 20 by Matt_Netherlands

Cant remember where, but I’ve seen someone suggest a chant for him using the tune of the Macarena. Could be awful, could be genius….

Number one, number two, number three etc etc…

Eyyyyyyy Matusiwa - hey


To the tune of 'Hey Baby' by DJ Otzi:

Heeeeey, Matusiwa
Ooh! Ah!
I wanna knooooow (wooah)
How you won that ball

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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 14:33 - Jan 20 with 1358 viewsZx1988

And in response to the OP, in a completely tongue-in-cheek manner:

He's a traitor
And a rainbow-hater
Matusiwa's greater
He's Sam Morsy
[Post edited 20 Jan 14:39]

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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 15:26 - Jan 20 with 1271 viewsKropotkin123

HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 08:10 - Jan 20 by GlasgowBlue

Can you narrow it down a bit? Egypt's population is over 119 million.


He's Egyptian,
It's not a very useful description
Help me with my decryption
I don't have much time

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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 18:22 - Jan 20 with 1046 viewsWeWereZombies

Disappointed to find that this thread is not a slow reveal of Liverpool loaning us a surplus to requirements Salah until the season's end...

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HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 23:35 - Jan 20 with 961 viewsArnoldMoorhen

HE'S EGYPTIAN... (n/t) on 18:22 - Jan 20 by WeWereZombies

Disappointed to find that this thread is not a slow reveal of Liverpool loaning us a surplus to requirements Salah until the season's end...


Wes is back now and has nailed down the right-sided attacker spot.

Sorry Mo.
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