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Happy birthday to her Majesty The Queen 08:07 - Apr 21 with 637 viewsSitfcB

94 today.

GSOQ.

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Happy birthday to her Majesty The Queen on 08:12 - Apr 21 with 607 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

How many laps of her garden is she doing?

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Happy birthday to her Majesty The Queen on 08:16 - Apr 21 with 596 viewsbluelagos

Happy birthday to her Majesty The Queen on 08:12 - Apr 21 by BanksterDebtSlave

How many laps of her garden is she doing?


Be fair - that's a big fcking garden mate!

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Happy birthday to her Majesty The Queen on 08:27 - Apr 21 with 577 viewsfactual_blue

Happy birthday to her Majesty The Queen on 08:16 - Apr 21 by bluelagos

Be fair - that's a big fcking garden mate!


She could get a footman to do it.

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Happy birthday to her Majesty The Queen on 08:41 - Apr 21 with 556 viewsChurchman

Happy birthday to her Majesty The Queen on 08:27 - Apr 21 by factual_blue

She could get a footman to do it.


She could get Phil to drive her round it ......aaargh!
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Happy birthday to her Majesty The Queen on 08:41 - Apr 21 with 556 viewsnoggin

Happy birthday to her Majesty The Queen on 08:12 - Apr 21 by BanksterDebtSlave

How many laps of her garden is she doing?


With solid gold and diamond ecrusted walking frame.

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Happy birthday to her Majesty The Queen on 08:51 - Apr 21 with 547 viewsfooters

No one else can wave quite like her. Inspirational.

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Happy birthday to her Majesty The Queen on 09:18 - Apr 21 with 515 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Happy birthday to her Majesty The Queen on 08:16 - Apr 21 by bluelagos

Be fair - that's a big fcking garden mate!


She is a very driven woman!

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Happy birthday to her Majesty The Queen on 10:03 - Apr 21 with 482 viewshampstead_blue

Happy birthday to her Majesty The Queen on 08:12 - Apr 21 by BanksterDebtSlave

How many laps of her garden is she doing?


Which garden?

It would need to be some athlete to take on that one.

I tipped my hat to the national anthem on R4 this morning.

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Happy birthday to her Majesty The Queen on 10:26 - Apr 21 with 455 viewsNthQldITFC

Happy birthday to her Majesty The Queen on 10:03 - Apr 21 by hampstead_blue

Which garden?

It would need to be some athlete to take on that one.

I tipped my hat to the national anthem on R4 this morning.


Is that a euphemism old boy?

You're certainly not the biggest 'hat-tipper' on this site!
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Happy birthday to her Majesty The Queen on 10:38 - Apr 21 with 436 viewsmonytowbray

Didn't know Benters had your password mate!

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Happy birthday to her Majesty The Queen on 10:39 - Apr 21 with 433 viewshampstead_blue

Happy birthday to her Majesty The Queen on 10:26 - Apr 21 by NthQldITFC

Is that a euphemism old boy?

You're certainly not the biggest 'hat-tipper' on this site!
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She is too short for me.


Assumption is to make an ass out of you and me. Those who assume they know you, when they don't are just guessing. Those who assume and insist they know are daft and in denial. Those who assume, insist, and deny the truth are plain stupid. Those who assume, insist, deny the truth and tell YOU they know you (when they don't) have an IQ in the range of 35-49.
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