| Bad joke thread..... 09:14 - Jun 11 with 2145 views | Dubtractor |
We just had a decorator in. Turns out he's a British Airways pilot on furlough just earning some extra cash.
He made a great job of the landing |  |
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| Bad joke thread..... on 09:25 - Jun 11 with 2090 views | hoppy |
A chemist and his apprentice go out for lunch, when asked what they want to drink the chemist says 'H2O please.'. The apprentice agrees and says ' I'll have H2O too.'. Then sadly, the apprentice died. |  |
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| Bad joke thread..... on 09:33 - Jun 11 with 2049 views | factual_blue |
What's brown and sticky? |  |
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| Bad joke thread..... on 09:35 - Jun 11 with 2035 views | gtsb1966 |
Why did the chicken cross the road
To see Gregory Peck |  | | |
| Bad joke thread..... on 09:40 - Jun 11 with 2021 views | tazdac |
I ordered a chicken leg meal at my local fried chicken shop, when I was asked which side I would like, I answered right side please! :o) |  | | |
| Bad joke thread..... on 09:40 - Jun 11 with 2006 views | NewcyBlue |
| Bad joke thread..... on 09:33 - Jun 11 by factual_blue |
What's brown and sticky? |
Anal |  |
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| Bad joke thread..... on 09:49 - Jun 11 with 1977 views | thorpedo |
Bugs Bunny went to his GP for help with his addiction to social media.
"Which platform do you use the most?"
"WhatsApp, Doc"........ |  |
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| Bad joke thread..... on 09:52 - Jun 11 with 1975 views | Fixed_It |
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day... |  |
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| Bad joke thread..... on 09:53 - Jun 11 with 1964 views | BrianTablet |
| Bad joke thread..... on 09:40 - Jun 11 by NewcyBlue |
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He can be sometimes, but be kind to him, he's our Facters. [Post edited 11 Jun 2020 10:01]
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| Bad joke thread..... on 09:54 - Jun 11 with 1967 views | Fixed_It |
| Bad joke thread..... on 09:40 - Jun 11 by tazdac |
I ordered a chicken leg meal at my local fried chicken shop, when I was asked which side I would like, I answered right side please! :o) |
I got fed up with my girlfriend always having a go at me for having no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right. | |
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| Bad joke thread..... on 09:55 - Jun 11 with 1949 views | Keno |
Paul Lambert gets a 5year deal |  |
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| Bad joke thread..... on 10:09 - Jun 11 with 1893 views | Pendejo |
| Bad joke thread..... on 09:55 - Jun 11 by Keno |
Paul Lambert gets a 5year deal |
Thread was bad joke, not sick joke |  |
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| Bad joke thread..... on 10:13 - Jun 11 with 1880 views | suffolkpuncher |
Who can hold 5 litres of pertrol?
..........Jerry can. |  | | |
| Bad joke thread..... on 10:15 - Jun 11 with 1883 views | Kieran_Knows |
Why did the one handed man (or female, or those who do not wish to disclose their gender) cross the road?
To get too the second hand shop. |  |
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| Bad joke thread..... on 10:25 - Jun 11 with 1823 views | factual_blue |
| Bad joke thread..... on 09:40 - Jun 11 by NewcyBlue |
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You're at sea, surrounded by sailors, so stop sharing your innermost thoughts with us. | |
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