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1. If your better half is reversing into a space, or parallel parking, ask her if she’d like you to do it for her. She’ll be very thankful and will acknowledge your act of chivalry.
2. If you’d better half is very angry or upset with you, just inform her she’s over reacting. She’ll immediately see the error of her ways and calm will be restored.
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Good relationship advice on 17:08 - Dec 14 with 3134 views
3. If you wife gives you directions to J25 of the M1 instead of J1 of the M25, do not, under any circumstances be rude about her map reading skills / directions or the fact that J25 of the M1 is 150 fcking miles from where you are supposed to be going.
Good relationship advice on 18:00 - Dec 14 by jeera
When it's their turn to cook, always remember to be on hand to offer some tips.
Wait, they have a turn to cook?!
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Good relationship advice on 18:03 - Dec 14 by jeera
You have to humour them sometimes.
I can honestly say I've only ever been in a relationship with one woman who could cook.
But I think that's also on the list of things probably best not to mention.
How was Delia in bed?
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Good relationship advice on 18:07 - Dec 14 by factual_blue
She kept demanding 'come on, let's be having you'. I would imagine.
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Probably just as drunk too.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Good relationship advice on 18:58 - Dec 14 by Epiphone
4.If she asks whether a dress makes her bum look big the correct reply is “No your fat ass does that by itself”
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when Jenna Coleman comes on the tele I believe the correct answer to the question "do you think she is nice' is "actually no, I think she is rather ordinary looking"
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