| Alan Brazil Autobiography for Xmas 22:32 - Dec 29 with 2810 views | 3_5_2 |
If you want page after page of “how pissed was I at this event / final /corporate do” then this is the book for you
Dreadful |  |
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| Alan Brazil Autobiography for Xmas on 22:34 - Dec 29 with 2778 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
Yep, could have condensed the whole book into 20 pages............and i'm being generous. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Alan Brazil Autobiography for Xmas on 22:36 - Dec 29 with 2755 views | itfcjoe |
Is it a new one? His first book is a really good read |  |
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| Alan Brazil Autobiography for Xmas on 22:43 - Dec 29 with 2718 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| Alan Brazil Autobiography for Xmas on 22:36 - Dec 29 by itfcjoe |
Is it a new one? His first book is a really good read |
Only Here For A Visit.. A lengthy account of how much Guinness and Champers he quaffed basically. Started it at sunrise a finished it before sunset the same day. Enough said. [Post edited 29 Dec 2020 22:46]
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| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Alan Brazil Autobiography for Xmas on 22:51 - Dec 29 with 2687 views | Illinoisblue |
Sounds like it’s as bad as his Bubbly in Brazil effort. Endless tales of drinking with mike parry. Makes Tim Lovejoy’s book seem like Shakespeare |  |
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| Alan Brazil Autobiography for Xmas on 23:14 - Dec 29 with 2612 views | BryanPlug |
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| Alan Brazil Autobiography for Xmas on 23:53 - Dec 29 with 2532 views | north_stand77 |
Thats disappointing to hear, well meaning Mr north_stand bought it for me for Christmas. |  | | |
| Alan Brazil Autobiography for Xmas on 00:02 - Dec 30 with 2521 views | Coastalblue |
I remember seeing him in the wine bar bit at Waitrose Canary Wharf a couple of years ago, it was scary to see, he looks like that book sounds.
I watched him play for us so that kind of contrast is definitely quite marked. |  |
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| I received rather a nice little book for Christmas on 01:19 - Dec 30 with 2411 views | Guthrum |
It's called "Got, Not Got: The Lost World Of Ipswich Town" by Derek Hammond and Gary Silke. It's basically a look at ITFC memorabilia through the years, e.g. collectible cards (including some dreadful portraits of our stars from the late '70s - Sun Soccercards). |  |
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| Alan Brazil Autobiography for Xmas on 07:10 - Dec 30 with 2217 views | BlueBadger |
| Alan Brazil Autobiography for Xmas on 22:51 - Dec 29 by Illinoisblue |
Sounds like it’s as bad as his Bubbly in Brazil effort. Endless tales of drinking with mike parry. Makes Tim Lovejoy’s book seem like Shakespeare |
His book 'Alan Bashes the Numpties' got me banned from the TalkSh1te forums for asking 'are drink drivers included in his list of numpties'? |  |
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| Alan Brazil Autobiography for Xmas on 05:15 - Dec 31 with 1745 views | eddiespearitt03 |
Went to see the "Alan Brazil + Ray Parlour" chat show @ Ipswich Corn Exchange. Not good.
Same thing, endless boring stories of drinking antics. |  | | |
| Alan Brazil Autobiography for Xmas on 10:30 - Dec 31 with 1573 views | Warkystache |
| Alan Brazil Autobiography for Xmas on 23:53 - Dec 29 by north_stand77 |
Thats disappointing to hear, well meaning Mr north_stand bought it for me for Christmas. |
Quick overview:
Youthful Celtic reminiscences: Getting in free at Celtic Park by climbing a wall ("ah wis pissed on Tennants")
Ipswich Town reminiscences: Being disappointed when he wasn't picked for the Cup Final in '78 ("ah took maself doon the boozer and drank ten pints")
Out for a day at Newmarket races for the first time ("ah stood talking ter this posh bloke aboot the 3.20 an' he sais, all lardy-da likesay, 'Come and quaff endless free champagne with me and I'll mark your card". Well, scrivvens if it were nay Henry Cecil. "Dinnae mind ays if ah doo sor" ah sais to um")
TalkSport reminiscences: Pished at Cheltnum. "Porky an' I started at four am as soon as we gort doon the track. Porky sais 'Yer slurring yer words ya fat bastad' so I stuck the wee nut on. His heid split like a ripe wee melon. Kelvin calt us in, five grand fine, but ah telt 'im, ah wipe ma erse with that sort of poppy".
Drinking with Ray Parlour - "Och, e's a wee ginger lightweight. Ah'd hud four boatils ah bubbly when that sass'nach wee droppit sais "Ah'm goon yem Big Al. Ah cannae tek the pace".
On his family: Ma wife does nay like it when ah'm on a big one. Ah've slept in the wee shed once too awfen, likesay. |  |
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| Alan Brazil Autobiography for Xmas on 11:57 - Dec 31 with 1494 views | quirkie |
8 Ace with a bit of money |  |
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| Alan Brazil Autobiography for Xmas on 18:19 - Dec 31 with 1314 views | PrideOfTheEast |
I read Andy Cole’s on Boxing Day - comes across terribly. I had heard from a couple of people that he’s not the nicest bloke in the world but the general tone in his book surprised me. Seems incredibly bitter about certain things. | | | |
| Alan Brazil Autobiography for Xmas on 18:47 - Dec 31 with 1280 views | BlueandTruesince82 |
| Alan Brazil Autobiography for Xmas on 18:19 - Dec 31 by PrideOfTheEast |
I read Andy Cole’s on Boxing Day - comes across terribly. I had heard from a couple of people that he’s not the nicest bloke in the world but the general tone in his book surprised me. Seems incredibly bitter about certain things. |
That's Andrew Cole my friend.... can't call him Andy any morea |  |
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