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Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass 14:20 - Feb 9 with 2076 viewsbluelagos

Now it's just doggers catching their attention.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-55979835?at_medium=custom7&

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Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:23 - Feb 9 with 2041 viewsBluefish

All of those events happened very very close to where I live. Purely coincidence obviously

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Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:25 - Feb 9 with 2022 viewsbluelagos

Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:23 - Feb 9 by Bluefish

All of those events happened very very close to where I live. Purely coincidence obviously


I think they are trying to hound these types out of the area.

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Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:26 - Feb 9 with 2019 viewsSpruceMoose

Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:23 - Feb 9 by Bluefish

All of those events happened very very close to where I live. Purely coincidence obviously


Didn't you wonder where your missus was going out to?

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Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:28 - Feb 9 with 2008 viewsKeno

I have a question when it says "Police have fined a man for breaching Covid regulations after he was found sitting naked in his car without a reasonable excuse"

what would a reasonable excuse be?

(I'm asking for a friend obviously)

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Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:30 - Feb 9 with 1992 viewsChurchman

Hilarious.

‘The man, who was parked in a car park in Derbyshire, claimed he had taken several wrong turns after making a journey to buy a pack of wet wipes.‘
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Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:30 - Feb 9 with 1991 viewsfooters

Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:28 - Feb 9 by Keno

I have a question when it says "Police have fined a man for breaching Covid regulations after he was found sitting naked in his car without a reasonable excuse"

what would a reasonable excuse be?

(I'm asking for a friend obviously)


Angry bees and a dog?


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Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:32 - Feb 9 with 1983 viewsGeoffSentence

What's the world coming to when you cant sit boll0ck naked in your own car in a closed car park without people wondering why.

I shall have to re-consider my own hobbies in the light of this.

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Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:34 - Feb 9 with 1974 viewsbluelagos

Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:28 - Feb 9 by Keno

I have a question when it says "Police have fined a man for breaching Covid regulations after he was found sitting naked in his car without a reasonable excuse"

what would a reasonable excuse be?

(I'm asking for a friend obviously)


And given they were fined under the emergency Covid regs, presumably once lockdown is over it would be legal?

(Asking for you obviously)

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Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:38 - Feb 9 with 1960 viewsbluelagos

Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:32 - Feb 9 by GeoffSentence

What's the world coming to when you cant sit boll0ck naked in your own car in a closed car park without people wondering why.

I shall have to re-consider my own hobbies in the light of this.


Tbf, we are getting plenty of public messaging that being outside is far less risky than being inside. Wonder if we can expect an explosion of sexually frustrated people arranging external liaisons over the coming weeks?

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Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:38 - Feb 9 with 1956 viewsKeno

Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:34 - Feb 9 by bluelagos

And given they were fined under the emergency Covid regs, presumably once lockdown is over it would be legal?

(Asking for you obviously)


thats nice of you to offer laggy

I'm touched

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Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:43 - Feb 9 with 1939 viewsNthQldITFC

Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:28 - Feb 9 by Keno

I have a question when it says "Police have fined a man for breaching Covid regulations after he was found sitting naked in his car without a reasonable excuse"

what would a reasonable excuse be?

(I'm asking for a friend obviously)


Unfortunately they don't really need a reasonable excuse, they have the weight of the law behind them - which is enough to put anybody off their stroke, in the dead of night, in a car park. Spoilsports.

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Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:44 - Feb 9 with 1937 viewsJ2BLUE

Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:28 - Feb 9 by Keno

I have a question when it says "Police have fined a man for breaching Covid regulations after he was found sitting naked in his car without a reasonable excuse"

what would a reasonable excuse be?

(I'm asking for a friend obviously)


"Well officer, I am fresh out of the army sir, and used to following orders so when I turned the radio on and it said it's getting hot in here, take off all your clothes I acted without thinking"

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Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:46 - Feb 9 with 1930 viewsEireannach_gorm

Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:28 - Feb 9 by Keno

I have a question when it says "Police have fined a man for breaching Covid regulations after he was found sitting naked in his car without a reasonable excuse"

what would a reasonable excuse be?

(I'm asking for a friend obviously)


"I am having socially distanced sex ."
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Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:46 - Feb 9 with 1930 viewsKeno

Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:44 - Feb 9 by J2BLUE

"Well officer, I am fresh out of the army sir, and used to following orders so when I turned the radio on and it said it's getting hot in here, take off all your clothes I acted without thinking"


and did that defence work in court?

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Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:48 - Feb 9 with 1919 viewsNthQldITFC

Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:43 - Feb 9 by NthQldITFC

Unfortunately they don't really need a reasonable excuse, they have the weight of the law behind them - which is enough to put anybody off their stroke, in the dead of night, in a car park. Spoilsports.


I'm forever getting hold of the wrong end of it.

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Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:51 - Feb 9 with 1902 viewsbluelagos

Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:46 - Feb 9 by Eireannach_gorm

"I am having socially distanced sex ."


It is responisble to use protection when having sex. Not sure a car counts though :-)

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Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:52 - Feb 9 with 1895 viewsfooters

Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:51 - Feb 9 by bluelagos

It is responisble to use protection when having sex. Not sure a car counts though :-)


If you have the time and inclination, 'My Car is My Lover' is an exceptional documentary.

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Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:55 - Feb 9 with 1888 viewsJ2BLUE

Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:46 - Feb 9 by Keno

and did that defence work in court?


I think I pushed it too far once I started the rendition of SexyBack.

Truly impaired.
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Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:58 - Feb 9 with 1878 viewsbluelagos

Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:52 - Feb 9 by footers

If you have the time and inclination, 'My Car is My Lover' is an exceptional documentary.


If I google that will I be getting lots of strange adverts?

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Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:59 - Feb 9 with 1875 viewsKeno

Derbyshire's finest must have run out of dog walkers to harrass on 14:55 - Feb 9 by J2BLUE

I think I pushed it too far once I started the rendition of SexyBack.


you should have gone full on


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