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Right......who needs a half time tipple. 19:49 - Feb 16 with 1155 viewshomer_123

Bars open.

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Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 19:50 - Feb 16 with 1143 viewsDropCliffsNotBombs

Absinthe please. Pint.
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Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 19:51 - Feb 16 with 1136 viewstractordownsouth

I was given some blood orange gin on Sunday and went to pour myself a triple midway through the first half but turns out my sister drank the lemonade I bought.

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Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 19:52 - Feb 16 with 1126 viewsWestStanderLaLaLa

Some scrumpy that will make me blind please

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Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 19:52 - Feb 16 with 1126 viewshype313

Pint of bleach please, it would be preferable than sticking around for the second half.

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Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 19:53 - Feb 16 with 1090 viewshoppy

A pint of port please.

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Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 19:54 - Feb 16 with 1074 viewsBugs

No mid-week alcohol for me, but bloody hell I'm tempted.
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Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 19:54 - Feb 16 with 1061 viewsMetal_Hacker

Guinness please

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Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 19:55 - Feb 16 with 1050 viewsOldsmoker

10 pints of poteen in any orifice you care to deliver it.
I'm not trying to forget football as there hasn't been any tonight.

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Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 19:57 - Feb 16 with 1036 viewsWarkystache

Having one - a brandy

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Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 19:58 - Feb 16 with 1033 viewshomer_123

Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 19:52 - Feb 16 by hype313

Pint of bleach please, it would be preferable than sticking around for the second half.


Sorry...bleach is too expensive for the club.

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Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 19:58 - Feb 16 with 1020 viewshomer_123

Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 19:54 - Feb 16 by Metal_Hacker

Guinness please


We don't do ooirsh anymore.

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Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 19:59 - Feb 16 with 1017 viewsMattinLondon

There’s not enough alcohol in the TWTD bar which would make that seem any better. Saying that, I’ll have a pint of Peroni, none of that ale nonsense.
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Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 19:59 - Feb 16 with 1008 viewshomer_123

Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 19:59 - Feb 16 by MattinLondon

There’s not enough alcohol in the TWTD bar which would make that seem any better. Saying that, I’ll have a pint of Peroni, none of that ale nonsense.
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Got some warm cans of Royal Dutch?

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Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 19:59 - Feb 16 with 1006 viewsfooters

Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 19:55 - Feb 16 by Oldsmoker

10 pints of poteen in any orifice you care to deliver it.
I'm not trying to forget football as there hasn't been any tonight.


I've got some from the old country which you're more than welcome to share. Not 10 pints though.

Although the good thing about homemade poitin is that even the smallest quantity could turn you blind.

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Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 20:00 - Feb 16 with 993 viewsDebsyAngel

A cup of strong black coffee to keep me awake, ta very much!!
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Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 20:00 - Feb 16 with 991 viewshoppy

Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 19:59 - Feb 16 by MattinLondon

There’s not enough alcohol in the TWTD bar which would make that seem any better. Saying that, I’ll have a pint of Peroni, none of that ale nonsense.
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The lager does at least go with the piss poor offering we’ve seen in the first half, to be fair.

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Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 20:02 - Feb 16 with 977 viewsSwansea_Blue

Yep, I'd love a couple of pert ones thanks.



















Ah, you said tipple. Sorry, I misheard.

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Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 20:02 - Feb 16 with 965 viewshype313

Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 20:00 - Feb 16 by hoppy

The lager does at least go with the piss poor offering we’ve seen in the first half, to be fair.


Good point, Brewdog it is then.

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Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 20:03 - Feb 16 with 957 viewsBbmaj

I’m on the Braindead Biscotti, a sour ale from Scotland.
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Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 20:05 - Feb 16 with 947 viewsOldsmoker

Right......who needs a half time tipple. on 19:59 - Feb 16 by footers

I've got some from the old country which you're more than welcome to share. Not 10 pints though.

Although the good thing about homemade poitin is that even the smallest quantity could turn you blind.


I tried it once as I was told it would knock my socks off.
If only it was just my socks being knocked off as I could have handled that.

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