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Non Divisive thread 17:21 - May 13 with 583 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Branstons.

Original,
Small Chunks or,
Smooth

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Non Divisive thread on 17:23 - May 13 with 573 viewsclive_baker

The traditionalist in me says OG but let's be real, they are big chunks aren't they? I like the gold branding, but the chunk is that little bit too big for my liking. Small chunks is a sensible compromise position.

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Non Divisive thread on 17:24 - May 13 with 562 viewsButterbing

Smooth? Yuk. Give me the original any day.
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Non Divisive thread on 17:25 - May 13 with 553 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Non Divisive thread on 17:23 - May 13 by clive_baker

The traditionalist in me says OG but let's be real, they are big chunks aren't they? I like the gold branding, but the chunk is that little bit too big for my liking. Small chunks is a sensible compromise position.


See, I like the big chunks for that reason. Adds that chewiness to your cheese.
Smooth is just an abomination, probably thought up my the inventor of Marmite.

Poll: Smooth Mash or Mash with Lumps?

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Non Divisive thread on 17:26 - May 13 with 548 viewsjeera

Non Divisive thread on 17:23 - May 13 by clive_baker

The traditionalist in me says OG but let's be real, they are big chunks aren't they? I like the gold branding, but the chunk is that little bit too big for my liking. Small chunks is a sensible compromise position.


"Small chunks is a sensible compromise position."

He said non-divisive!

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Non Divisive thread on 17:27 - May 13 with 543 viewseireblue

Agreed, nothing divisive here.

Original and small chunks have there place in different situations.

Smooth is a complete abomination, and people using it should be burned alive on the 5th of November instead of using a Guy.

Anyone at Branstons responsible for smooth should be hunted down, and chucked on the first convenient pyre.
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Non Divisive thread on 17:29 - May 13 with 533 viewschasing_crazy

Original in a proper cheese sandwich, small in a toasted one, done!
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Non Divisive thread on 17:30 - May 13 with 533 viewsSwansea_Blue

Non Divisive thread on 17:24 - May 13 by Butterbing

Smooth? Yuk. Give me the original any day.


Yep, not heard of smooth but that sounds wrong. But then we have chilli marmite now, so there's no accounting for lack of taste.

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Non Divisive thread on 17:33 - May 13 with 520 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Non Divisive thread on 17:29 - May 13 by chasing_crazy

Original in a proper cheese sandwich, small in a toasted one, done!


In a toasted cheese sandwich? Interesting.

Mrs Cheltenham_Blue may be getting a request tonight, after a cheese and pickle toastie.

Poll: Smooth Mash or Mash with Lumps?

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Non Divisive thread on 17:38 - May 13 with 508 viewsclive_baker

Non Divisive thread on 17:27 - May 13 by eireblue

Agreed, nothing divisive here.

Original and small chunks have there place in different situations.

Smooth is a complete abomination, and people using it should be burned alive on the 5th of November instead of using a Guy.

Anyone at Branstons responsible for smooth should be hunted down, and chucked on the first convenient pyre.


I believe Branston is still owned by Mizkan (BSE based), so there's a chance those responsible are lurking.

If so, as Eire says, hang your heads in shame. Perverts.
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Non Divisive thread on 17:43 - May 13 with 490 viewsHerbivore

Get them all in the bin.

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Non Divisive thread on 17:43 - May 13 with 488 viewsDubtractor

Small chunks.

Though the correct answer is Stokes Sticky Pickle.

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Non Divisive thread on 17:43 - May 13 with 486 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Non Divisive thread on 17:43 - May 13 by Herbivore

Get them all in the bin.


Whoa!

You're more of a Piccalilli guy?

Poll: Smooth Mash or Mash with Lumps?

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Non Divisive thread on 17:44 - May 13 with 483 viewsfooters

Hold the phone, there's smooth Branston now?

Right, that's it - off to do something drastic.

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Non Divisive thread on 17:48 - May 13 with 472 viewsDubtractor

Non Divisive thread on 17:44 - May 13 by footers

Hold the phone, there's smooth Branston now?

Right, that's it - off to do something drastic.


It is bloody terrible.

We got some as a replacement item on a shopping delivery a while back. Would not recommend.

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Non Divisive thread on 17:59 - May 13 with 457 viewseireblue

Non Divisive thread on 17:48 - May 13 by Dubtractor

It is bloody terrible.

We got some as a replacement item on a shopping delivery a while back. Would not recommend.


Sorry to hear that, I can handle this.

Just let me know which supermarket, I’ll get my matches, and send some appropriate stock image to the local press.
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Non Divisive thread on 18:04 - May 13 with 447 viewsSwansea_Blue

Non Divisive thread on 17:59 - May 13 by eireblue

Sorry to hear that, I can handle this.

Just let me know which supermarket, I’ll get my matches, and send some appropriate stock image to the local press.


This sounds like a job for a Footers and BlueAction double team. It'd be like the blitz.

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Non Divisive thread on 20:37 - May 13 with 403 viewsJ2BLUE

*sigh*

You know where i'm going...

Truly impaired.
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Non Divisive thread on 20:38 - May 13 with 399 viewsgreyhound

Non Divisive thread on 17:24 - May 13 by Butterbing

Smooth? Yuk. Give me the original any day.


Have you used it for a dipping sauce for cheese and onion crisps though
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Non Divisive thread on 20:41 - May 13 with 390 viewspowinswitch

Make my own. And HP sauce, and piccalilli. The ‘real thing’ have substituted poor quality cheap ingredients and added unnecessary additives. Have a go at making your own. It’s not that difficult and there are plenty of guides online. I particularly like those by a guy called Steve Owens.
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