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The revival of an old chant. 16:27 - May 27 with 3113 viewsTractorFrog

I feel like it's time for this old chant to make a dramatic comeback:

(in the tune of 'Qué sera, sera')

When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother: what will I be?
Will I be Ipswich? Will I be Norwich?
Here's what she said to me:
Wash your mouth out, son,
And go get your father's gun,
And shoot some Norwich scum.
We hate Naarridge!

They'd all laugh at me if they knew what I was trying to do. To create a new strain of super-wine in half-an-hour with a fraction of nature's resources and a FOOL for an assistant. 'Bernard Black, he's mad,' they'd say, 'he's insane, he's dangerous.' Well I'll show them! I'll show them all!
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The revival of an old chant. on 16:30 - May 27 with 3065 viewsJackSted

If anything we should revive the carefree chant

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The revival of an old chant. on 16:33 - May 27 with 3043 viewsOldsmoker

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"You'll never make the station" (n/t) on 16:36 - May 27 with 3036 viewsBloots


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"You'll never make the station" (n/t) on 16:39 - May 27 with 3025 viewsblueblueburleymcgrew

"You'll never make the station" (n/t) on 16:36 - May 27 by Bloots



You’re going home in an Ipswich ambulance…….
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The revival of an old chant. on 17:00 - May 27 with 2935 viewsgainsboroughblue

The only time I ever heard that was at Elland Road when Leeds sang about Chelsea.

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The revival of an old chant. on 18:42 - May 27 with 2773 viewsdominiciawful

Ipswich,
Ipswich,
Ipswich,
Ipswich,

Ipswich,
Ipswich,
Ipswiiich

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The revival of an old chant. on 18:44 - May 27 with 2765 viewsVic

“Bobby Robson’s blue and white army”

Literally the whole game, north stand then Churchman’s then back again, etc, etc, etc.

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The revival of an old chant. on 18:57 - May 27 with 2736 views26_Paz

That’s a good one. I had forgotten about that.

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The revival of an old chant. on 21:36 - May 27 with 2547 viewsitfc_bucks

I'm glad you clarified the tune. I'm not sure I'd have realized otherwise...
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The revival of an old chant. on 22:51 - May 27 with 2420 viewsIllinoisblue

The revival of an old chant. on 17:00 - May 27 by gainsboroughblue

The only time I ever heard that was at Elland Road when Leeds sang about Chelsea.


Do you recall late 80s or early 90s home game in the evening v Watford and us singing “rather shag a sheep than a Watford prostitute”

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The revival of an old chant. on 23:08 - May 27 with 2382 viewsgainsboroughblue

The revival of an old chant. on 22:51 - May 27 by Illinoisblue

Do you recall late 80s or early 90s home game in the evening v Watford and us singing “rather shag a sheep than a Watford prostitute”


I do!

I also remember the graffiti on the wall on the walk to Vicarage Road that said 'We hate Luton and Ipswich'.

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The revival of an old chant. on 23:23 - May 27 with 2350 viewsIllinoisblue

The revival of an old chant. on 23:08 - May 27 by gainsboroughblue

I do!

I also remember the graffiti on the wall on the walk to Vicarage Road that said 'We hate Luton and Ipswich'.


Haha! Wonder why they hated us.

Nice short trip. Allotment end. Shallow terrace steps. Whitton (89). Scenes.

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The revival of an old chant. on 23:43 - May 27 with 2317 viewsBlueBadger

What about 'Ipswich lives in racial harmony' if Tom Hunt ever deigns to not only actually visit his constituency town but its football club?

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The revival of an old chant. on 00:03 - May 28 with 2289 viewsSouthBucksBlue

Who remembers (to the tune of Piano)?

Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Hill
Jimmy Hill Jimmy Hill
Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Hill
Jimmy Jimmy Hill

W@nk w@nk w@nk w@nk w@nk w@nk w@nk
W@nk w@nk w@nk
W@nk w@nk w@nk
W@nk w@nk w@nk w@nk w@nk w@nk w@nk
W@nk w@nk w@nk w@nk w@nk

Chanted by the North when Hill was at the ground for Match of the Day after he had made made disparaging remarks about us on a previous broadcast.

My favourite ever chant.
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The revival of an old chant. on 02:08 - May 28 with 2235 viewsKeno

The revival of an old chant. on 00:03 - May 28 by SouthBucksBlue

Who remembers (to the tune of Piano)?

Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Hill
Jimmy Hill Jimmy Hill
Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Hill
Jimmy Jimmy Hill

W@nk w@nk w@nk w@nk w@nk w@nk w@nk
W@nk w@nk w@nk
W@nk w@nk w@nk
W@nk w@nk w@nk w@nk w@nk w@nk w@nk
W@nk w@nk w@nk w@nk w@nk

Chanted by the North when Hill was at the ground for Match of the Day after he had made made disparaging remarks about us on a previous broadcast.

My favourite ever chant.
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I’m glad I’m not the only who remembers that one!!!

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The revival of an old chant. on 06:40 - May 28 with 2137 viewsWickwar_Blue

My two favourites:

The Bontcho chant to the tune of 2Unlimited’s “No Limits”.

The Mauricio chant to the Red Flag

(And a passing mention for the very silly “Oh Shaky Milton.”
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The revival of an old chant. on 07:27 - May 28 with 2083 viewsArnieM

I still like

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To see the boys in Blue ......”


It was bloody awesome when the whole ground was singing that tbh.

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