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Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
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Caption Competition on 12:57 - Jul 8 with 1593 viewsCheltenham_Blue

No Boris, I don't want to do it again.

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"You could fill this stadium twice over with the number of people I've killed through wilful ignorance. Tally ho!"

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Thanks for the prediction Carrie, I put a hundred quid at 5-1 on Denmark scoring first.

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Caption Competition on 13:00 - Jul 8 with 1573 viewsKeno

Is the one on the right saying 'I should have gone to Barnard Castle"

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Caption Competition on 13:03 - Jul 8 with 1559 viewsBluish

"That's right, Boris. Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake...."
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Caption Competition on 13:03 - Jul 8 with 1555 viewsBlueschev

"I don't do gesture politics, I always wear a foota garment over my normal clothes."
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"I bladdy love football Carrie, I have ever since I saw Jonny Wilkinson score a century at Wimbledon"

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Caption Competition on 13:18 - Jul 8 with 1512 viewsWD19

"He thinks 500,000 divided by 1,000,000 = 2, silly old duffer."
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Caption Competition on 13:19 - Jul 8 with 1510 viewsfooters

Talking of painfully stupid charlatans, I see our own Therese Coffey has been making the news...

[Post edited 8 Jul 2021 13:22]

Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
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Caption Competition on 13:24 - Jul 8 with 1468 viewsMediocre_Quick

Is this the night you put a baby in me and leave me like all the others?
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The leader of Britain enjoying the match next to a scruffy herbert in an England shirt

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Caption Competition on 13:19 - Jul 8 by footers

Talking of painfully stupid charlatans, I see our own Therese Coffey has been making the news...

[Post edited 8 Jul 2021 13:22]


Our friends in Hessett are VERY unimpressed that the Boundary Commission's current proposals for Suffolk lump them into a North Suffolk constituency with Lowestoft.

Hessett is less than ten miles from Bury St Edmunds.

Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
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Caption Competition on 13:38 - Jul 8 by factual_blue

Our friends in Hessett are VERY unimpressed that the Boundary Commission's current proposals for Suffolk lump them into a North Suffolk constituency with Lowestoft.

Hessett is less than ten miles from Bury St Edmunds.


Perhaps your snobby friends should visit the jewel in Suffolk's crown and take the time to appreciate the finer things that Lowestoft has to offer? That may change their minds on the matter.

Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
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Caption Competition on 13:42 - Jul 8 by footers

Perhaps your snobby friends should visit the jewel in Suffolk's crown and take the time to appreciate the finer things that Lowestoft has to offer? That may change their minds on the matter.


As the welcome signs point out, Bury St Edmunds is that jewel.

Rampant alcoholism, drug-taking and tattoo parlours represent the cream of Lowestoft's offering.


Well, that's why I go there.

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Caption Competition on 13:48 - Jul 8 by factual_blue

As the welcome signs point out, Bury St Edmunds is that jewel.

Rampant alcoholism, drug-taking and tattoo parlours represent the cream of Lowestoft's offering.


Well, that's why I go there.


Hey, if you're of pensionable age there are probably worse things than developing a mild heroin habit. Didn't do the Victorians any harm.

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Hey, if you're of pensionable age there are probably worse things than developing a mild heroin habit. Didn't do the Victorians any harm.


Didn't do anybody any real harm until the drug was criminalised just over half a century ago. That gave the supply to the black market, and produce massively impure drugs.

It's the brick dust and unregulated doses that kills you.

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Caption Competition on 14:17 - Jul 8 with 1391 viewsTimefliesbyintheblue

Just think it could have been Jeremy and Laura here instead of us - what a favour we did dear Old Blighty.
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Caption Competition on 13:52 - Jul 8 by footers

Hey, if you're of pensionable age there are probably worse things than developing a mild heroin habit. Didn't do the Victorians any harm.


Something to take the edge off the afternoon and add a little warm glow when watching countdown. Can't wait for retirement
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Caption Competition on 14:52 - Jul 8 by leitrimblue

Something to take the edge off the afternoon and add a little warm glow when watching countdown. Can't wait for retirement


I get a nice warm feeling watching countdown when Rachel Riley is on

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Caption Competition on 15:32 - Jul 8 with 1347 viewsHARRY10

"whose side are the piccaninnies on ?"
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Caption Competition on 17:35 - Jul 8 with 1305 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

"Your titties look spiffing in that football shirt Bozzie Bear"

"You say the sweetest things my Little Otter, now tell me, last time i was at Twickers, i'm sure the ball was an oval shape".

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Caption Competition on 19:07 - Jul 8 with 1232 viewswkj

"So I said to them, if you think the dirt on Hancock was bad, you wait til they catch wind of what Gove has been up to."

To which Carrie Simmonds replies -

"LOL"

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Caption Competition on 19:37 - Jul 8 with 1201 viewsGiant_Midget

"You should only wear one or the other, but otherwise well done for dressing yourself this morning"
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"Of course, I only just missed out on the final squad..."


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