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Today is a GREAT news day 18:21 - Aug 1 with 2539 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Big Brother is being announced tonight (at the end of Love Island) as returning on ITV.

What a great day to be a human. Well done all

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Today is a GREAT news day on 18:23 - Aug 1 with 1857 viewsKeno

I'd rather listen to the Smiths, while having my pubic hair removed follicle by follicle by a heavy handed Bulgarian shot-putter, while eating Battenberg

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Today is a GREAT news day on 18:24 - Aug 1 with 1846 viewsfactual_blue

Suddenly the fast-approaching nuclear armageddon looks even more attractive.

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Today is a GREAT news day on 18:25 - Aug 1 with 1842 viewsfactual_blue

Today is a GREAT news day on 18:23 - Aug 1 by Keno

I'd rather listen to the Smiths, while having my pubic hair removed follicle by follicle by a heavy handed Bulgarian shot-putter, while eating Battenberg


Who is eating the b'burg; you or the shot putter?

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Today is a GREAT news day on 18:40 - Aug 1 with 1767 viewsEwan_Oozami

Today is a GREAT news day on 18:25 - Aug 1 by factual_blue

Who is eating the b'burg; you or the shot putter?


The Bulgarian shot-putter wouldn't stand a chance if they got between me and my Battenberg...

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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Today is a GREAT news day on 18:43 - Aug 1 with 1751 viewsfactual_blue

Today is a GREAT news day on 18:40 - Aug 1 by Ewan_Oozami

The Bulgarian shot-putter wouldn't stand a chance if they got between me and my Battenberg...



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Today is a GREAT news day on 18:43 - Aug 1 with 1751 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Today is a GREAT news day on 18:23 - Aug 1 by Keno

I'd rather listen to the Smiths, while having my pubic hair removed follicle by follicle by a heavy handed Bulgarian shot-putter, while eating Battenberg


Come on Keno tell us what you really think. You’re a fan aren’t you?

I’m going to apply for it. Think I’d be brilliant TV and then when I come out I can be TWTDs first Celebrity (other than Phil of course)

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Today is a GREAT news day on 19:17 - Aug 1 with 1650 viewsSwansea_Blue

Is that still going? Should be renamed Big Grandad.

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Today is a GREAT news day on 19:23 - Aug 1 with 1636 viewsKieran_Knows

Big Brother is without doubt the worst programme which has graced this countries TV.

Absolute trash programme.

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Today is a GREAT news day on 19:24 - Aug 1 with 1630 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Today is a GREAT news day on 19:23 - Aug 1 by Kieran_Knows

Big Brother is without doubt the worst programme which has graced this countries TV.

Absolute trash programme.


That’s what makes it what it is. It’s spectacularly painful viewing and I’m buzzing for its return.

If I’m on there, you’d all be tuned in

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Today is a GREAT news day on 19:30 - Aug 1 with 1613 viewsSwansea_Blue

Today is a GREAT news day on 19:23 - Aug 1 by Kieran_Knows

Big Brother is without doubt the worst programme which has graced this countries TV.

Absolute trash programme.


You never watched Howard’s Way then?

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Today is a GREAT news day on 19:35 - Aug 1 with 1594 viewsEwan_Oozami

Today is a GREAT news day on 18:43 - Aug 1 by factual_blue



How did you get that picture of Mrs O??

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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Today is a GREAT news day on 19:37 - Aug 1 with 1587 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Today is a GREAT news day on 18:23 - Aug 1 by Keno

I'd rather listen to the Smiths, while having my pubic hair removed follicle by follicle by a heavy handed Bulgarian shot-putter, while eating Battenberg


If you remove the shot-putter that sounds like a pleasant evening to me.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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Today is a GREAT news day on 19:44 - Aug 1 with 1559 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Today is a GREAT news day on 19:23 - Aug 1 by Kieran_Knows

Big Brother is without doubt the worst programme which has graced this countries TV.

Absolute trash programme.


It was an interesting idea at the start, as an experiment. They just executed it really badly, aiming it at the lowest common denominator (sorry Rommers). I hate everything about it. Just awful people showing off, the sort you'd get off the bus to avoid, with absolutely nothing interesting to say. If there's any evidence that TV rots your brain and literally makes you dumber, then this sheeite must be one of the prime candidates, along with Love Island.

I'd totally watch if Rommers was on though.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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Today is a GREAT news day on 19:45 - Aug 1 with 1551 viewsSwansea_Blue

Today is a GREAT news day on 19:35 - Aug 1 by Ewan_Oozami

How did you get that picture of Mrs O??


Facters probably bumped into her during the Renaissance period.

#saynotoageism

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Today is a GREAT news day on 19:54 - Aug 1 with 1532 viewsZXBlue

Big Brother. The phenomenon of some tw@ts, in a place.
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Today is a GREAT news day on 19:58 - Aug 1 with 1519 viewsEwan_Oozami

Today is a GREAT news day on 19:45 - Aug 1 by Swansea_Blue

Facters probably bumped into her during the Renaissance period.

#saynotoageism


I've always liked a Rubenesque figure....
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You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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Today is a GREAT news day on 20:02 - Aug 1 with 1505 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Today is a GREAT news day on 19:44 - Aug 1 by The_Flashing_Smile

It was an interesting idea at the start, as an experiment. They just executed it really badly, aiming it at the lowest common denominator (sorry Rommers). I hate everything about it. Just awful people showing off, the sort you'd get off the bus to avoid, with absolutely nothing interesting to say. If there's any evidence that TV rots your brain and literally makes you dumber, then this sheeite must be one of the prime candidates, along with Love Island.

I'd totally watch if Rommers was on though.


When I’m on there I’ll make it my mission to mention Town as often as possible to raise our profile to the common man.

I got this. Me and Ed Sheeran will be our most famous fans

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Today is a GREAT news day on 20:10 - Aug 1 with 1459 viewsTractorCam

Way to kill the mood!

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Today is a GREAT news day on 20:14 - Aug 1 with 1450 viewsclive_baker

Today is a GREAT news day on 19:24 - Aug 1 by The_Romford_Blue

That’s what makes it what it is. It’s spectacularly painful viewing and I’m buzzing for its return.

If I’m on there, you’d all be tuned in


If you were on there I reckon you would be the bloke who had never cooked an egg before.

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Today is a GREAT news day on 20:17 - Aug 1 with 1443 viewsfactual_blue

Today is a GREAT news day on 19:58 - Aug 1 by Ewan_Oozami

I've always liked a Rubenesque figure....
[Post edited 1 Aug 2022 20:18]


Rubens of course wasn't a Renaissance artist.

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Today is a GREAT news day on 20:17 - Aug 1 with 1444 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Today is a GREAT news day on 20:14 - Aug 1 by clive_baker

If you were on there I reckon you would be the bloke who had never cooked an egg before.


Can confirm I have cooked many a fry up - all of which contained eggs.

Used to offer a next morning fry up as a chat up line back at uni. Not my greatest but on the rare occasion, I would be held to my word and be hungover cooking fried eggs and bacon. TWTD

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Today is a GREAT news day on 20:18 - Aug 1 with 1435 viewsfactual_blue

Today is a GREAT news day on 19:54 - Aug 1 by ZXBlue

Big Brother. The phenomenon of some tw@ts, in a place.


Perfect for Romford 'wired wifi' Blue then.

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Today is a GREAT news day on 20:23 - Aug 1 with 1413 viewsSwansea_Blue

Today is a GREAT news day on 19:58 - Aug 1 by Ewan_Oozami

I've always liked a Rubenesque figure....
[Post edited 1 Aug 2022 20:18]


Comfort is a greatly under-appreciated attribute

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Today is a GREAT news day on 20:27 - Aug 1 with 1401 viewsEwan_Oozami

Today is a GREAT news day on 20:17 - Aug 1 by factual_blue

Rubens of course wasn't a Renaissance artist.


Ok, Raphaelesque then, Mr Brian Kenneth Graham Andrew-Dixon of Dock Green Clark Sewell.....

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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Today is a GREAT news day on 20:28 - Aug 1 with 1394 viewsNthQldITFC

Today is a GREAT news day on 18:23 - Aug 1 by Keno

I'd rather listen to the Smiths, while having my pubic hair removed follicle by follicle by a heavy handed Bulgarian shot-putter, while eating Battenberg


That's uncanny Ken. I was just about to contribute almost exactly the same alternative preference, thus:

I'd rather listen to Bon Jovi, while having my pubic hair removed follicle by follicle by a heavy handed Romanian sh!t-potter, while eating Battenberg


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