| Big news from Long Melford… on 14:23 - Mar 23 with 2090 views | J2BLUE |
Long Melford Parish Council will debate whether to make changes to the opening hours of the toilets, in Cordell Road, after the parish clerk made the grim discovery on Wednesday morning.
Thoughts and prayers to the people of Long Melford. |  |
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| Big news from Long Melford… on 14:33 - Mar 23 with 2023 views | Ewan_Oozami |
| Big news from Long Melford… on 14:23 - Mar 23 by J2BLUE |
Long Melford Parish Council will debate whether to make changes to the opening hours of the toilets, in Cordell Road, after the parish clerk made the grim discovery on Wednesday morning.
Thoughts and prayers to the people of Long Melford. |
I'm sure they all have their legs crossed... |  |
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| Big news from Long Melford… on 14:44 - Mar 23 with 2008 views | NthQldITFC |
| Big news from Long Melford… on 14:33 - Mar 23 by Ewan_Oozami |
I'm sure they all have their legs crossed... |
They'll need to pull their finger out and make a quick decision. |  |
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| Big news from Long Melford… on 14:46 - Mar 23 with 2006 views | BlueBadger |
Those bogs have a long and sordid history of having various bodily fluids splashed all around them.
So my mate says. |  |
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| Big news from Long Melford… on 14:48 - Mar 23 with 1979 views | NthQldITFC |
That's either a big wheelbarrow, or the people of Long Melford aren't?
Or is that what they crap in for the time being?
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Thinking about this, I think the world would be one helluva lot better place if nobody had ever thought of fitting bogs in houses. If everybody had to trot down to a communal crapper every day, we'd all be so much more considerate of each other.
Not saying we'd go as far as wipe each other's bums etc., but at least the general idea of sharing out bog roll in a more sociably equitable manner would probably lead to world peace, the end of famine and harmony. No? [Post edited 23 Mar 2023 14:52]
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| Big news from Long Melford… on 17:56 - Mar 23 with 1795 views | factual_blue |
| Big news from Long Melford… on 14:23 - Mar 23 by J2BLUE |
Long Melford Parish Council will debate whether to make changes to the opening hours of the toilets, in Cordell Road, after the parish clerk made the grim discovery on Wednesday morning.
Thoughts and prayers to the people of Long Melford. |
I'm not sure most of them know to use a toilet anyway. |  |
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| Big news from Long Melford… on 18:03 - Mar 23 with 1782 views | factual_blue |
| Big news from Long Melford… on 14:46 - Mar 23 by BlueBadger |
Those bogs have a long and sordid history of having various bodily fluids splashed all around them.
So my mate says. |
Interesting that the esteemed poster Melford is conspicuous by his absence on this thread. | |
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| Big news from Long Melford… on 21:56 - Mar 23 with 1665 views | You_Bloo_Right |
I'm surprised that nobody has pointed out that at least one Long Melford resident is doing their bit to reduce sewage dumping in the Stour. |  |
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| Big news from Long Melford… on 21:57 - Mar 23 with 1655 views | PhilTWTD |
Bog news from Long Melford, surely? |  | | |
| Big news from Long Melford… on 21:58 - Mar 23 with 1645 views | You_Bloo_Right |
| Big news from Long Melford… on 21:57 - Mar 23 by PhilTWTD |
Bog news from Long Melford, surely? |
Bog news from Pong Melford? | |
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| Bog news from Pong Smellford? (n/t) on 22:00 - Mar 23 with 1636 views | Bloots |
| Big news from Long Melford… on 21:58 - Mar 23 by You_Bloo_Right |
Bog news from Pong Melford? |
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| Big news from Long Melford… on 22:12 - Mar 23 with 1598 views | Melford |
| Big news from Long Melford… on 18:03 - Mar 23 by factual_blue |
Interesting that the esteemed poster Melford is conspicuous by his absence on this thread. |
Wasn't me! That toilet made the Free Press a few years back, there's a website that's like Tripadvisor for dogging and cottaging and that bog was apparently a popular haunt. |  |
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| Bog poos from Pong Smellford? (n/t) (n/t) (n/t) on 23:02 - Mar 23 with 1520 views | Trequartista |
| Bog news from Pong Smellford? (n/t) on 22:00 - Mar 23 by Bloots |
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| Big news from Long Melford… on 23:21 - Mar 23 with 1486 views | ronnyd |
| Big news from Long Melford… on 22:12 - Mar 23 by Melford |
Wasn't me! That toilet made the Free Press a few years back, there's a website that's like Tripadvisor for dogging and cottaging and that bog was apparently a popular haunt. |
That and the original EADT article paints a pretty grim picture. |  | | |
| Big news from Long Melford… on 23:39 - Mar 23 with 1465 views | Melford |
| Big news from Long Melford… on 23:21 - Mar 23 by ronnyd |
That and the original EADT article paints a pretty grim picture. |
The Country Park is even worse, well known dogging spot.
https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/suffolk-hotspots-top-forum-community-
Used to live right near there for a couple of years and me and my girlfriend stopped going down there alone to take the dog out in the evening because of the clientele down there,.
I'm down there to walk my dog not to watch you bang fat Cheryl in the back of a Mini. | |
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| Big news from Long Melford… on 09:29 - Mar 24 with 1291 views | ronnyd |
| Big news from Long Melford… on 23:39 - Mar 23 by Melford |
The Country Park is even worse, well known dogging spot.
https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/suffolk-hotspots-top-forum-community-
Used to live right near there for a couple of years and me and my girlfriend stopped going down there alone to take the dog out in the evening because of the clientele down there,.
I'm down there to walk my dog not to watch you bang fat Cheryl in the back of a Mini. |
Blimey, they even give directions in that article.  | | | |
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