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Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. 18:16 - Apr 9 with 2537 viewsNthQldITFC

I have been laughing pretty much non-stop for several weeks since I saw someone on here (sorry, forget who) refer to Oxford as 'Three-Sided W**kers'.

Edit: 'twas Steve_M, nice one!

Anyone got any other similarly amusing handles for clubs?

Our northern neighbours might be 'Carrot-Munching Trophy Dodgers', or the '20% Extras' (think digits), but neither of those are really up to snuff.
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Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 18:39 - Apr 9 with 2402 viewscarlo88

Don't know about the best, we've certainly ended up with the worst nickname. Tr**tor Boys, my a**e.
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Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 18:44 - Apr 9 with 2369 viewsPique

Norwich will always be The Participants for me, until the end of time.

Have been chuckling recently at the fact that Wednesday fans call Barnsley the Dingles.
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Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 19:01 - Apr 9 with 2290 viewsBigCommon

Not wishing to offend tha actual rent boy community. But arent West Ham affectionately known as "The rent boys". By various London rivals. Due to their stadium situation...? Always found that one quite funny. You just know it annoys them...
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Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 19:02 - Apr 9 with 2265 viewsSwansea_Blue

Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 18:39 - Apr 9 by carlo88

Don't know about the best, we've certainly ended up with the worst nickname. Tr**tor Boys, my a**e.


When was the “my arse” bit added? I must have missed that.

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Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 19:05 - Apr 9 with 2249 viewsbluelagos

Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 19:01 - Apr 9 by BigCommon

Not wishing to offend tha actual rent boy community. But arent West Ham affectionately known as "The rent boys". By various London rivals. Due to their stadium situation...? Always found that one quite funny. You just know it annoys them...


Not quite. Chelsea are known as "Chelsea rent boys" - by clubs all over (not just London) though many clubs are now discouraging the chant as it is indeed regarded as homophobic.

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Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 19:12 - Apr 9 with 2213 viewsNthQldITFC

Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 18:44 - Apr 9 by Pique

Norwich will always be The Participants for me, until the end of time.

Have been chuckling recently at the fact that Wednesday fans call Barnsley the Dingles.


Yeah, they're two good uns. The Dingles is an Emmerdale reference, isn't it?

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Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 19:21 - Apr 9 with 2168 viewsEpiphone

Sheffield Utd will always be “Norwich of the North”.
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Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 19:24 - Apr 9 with 2152 viewsDinnernotTea

Sister fiddlers - Norwich.


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Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 19:44 - Apr 9 with 2088 viewsPique

Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 19:12 - Apr 9 by NthQldITFC

Yeah, they're two good uns. The Dingles is an Emmerdale reference, isn't it?


I believe so, never seen it myself but they're a sort of hillbilly type family aren't they?
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Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 20:54 - Apr 9 with 1887 viewsSteve_M

Ha, I forgot I did that one. They are a pointless club though.

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Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 20:59 - Apr 9 with 1857 viewsjontysnut

Millwall call Palace the Stripey Nigels
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Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 21:00 - Apr 9 with 1854 viewsSwansea_Blue

Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 19:24 - Apr 9 by DinnernotTea

Sister fiddlers - Norwich.


That’s more of a whole county nickname rather than just the club

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Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 21:00 - Apr 9 with 1859 viewsGeoffSentence

Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 20:54 - Apr 9 by Steve_M

Ha, I forgot I did that one. They are a pointless club though.


Apparently Portsmouth are sometimes called The Skates, which is a reference to sailors who have been at sea a while shagging skates.

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Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 21:21 - Apr 9 with 1788 viewsWeWereZombies

Apparently Dunfermline are known as 'The Pars' because their players acquired a reputation for getting paralytic at the bar:

https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/opinion/13272945.scottish-football-club-nicknames

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Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 21:23 - Apr 9 with 1770 viewstackon

Saw the other day a Plymouth fan call Exeter City. Excreta City which made me chuckle
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Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 00:24 - Apr 10 with 1527 viewsbournemouthblue

Given Banner gate at Brighton, did we ever try and get Banner Dodgers or Bannerphobes going?

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Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 00:46 - Apr 10 with 1511 viewsOldsmoker

All I can offer at the moment is shi**y for city.

If anyone hears you say Naarich Shi**y, just say you're a bit pi**ed.

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Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 02:44 - Apr 10 with 1448 viewsPendejo

Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 00:46 - Apr 10 by Oldsmoker

All I can offer at the moment is shi**y for city.

If anyone hears you say Naarich Shi**y, just say you're a bit pi**ed.


They in turn used to call us Ipsh1t, long before we became the bin men.

WARNING use of 1970s language follows, this is purely reportage not my own views, from memory the following are derogatory terms used for clubs or fans:-fans
Arse nil
Spuds
Wet Spam / Spammers
Anorak (Millwall about Charlton, sure there's another one)
Chelsea Girls (River Islands' name up to late 80s)
Scum (pretty much any local derby but especially where strike breaking alledged)
Colwho
Massive City
Liverp00fs (remember this on a hand painted bedsheets banner hanging from Portman Stand at my first Town v Liverpool game)

Can't remember any more off top of my head

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Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 11:38 - Apr 10 with 1138 viewsNthQldITFC

Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 20:59 - Apr 9 by jontysnut

Millwall call Palace the Stripey Nigels


That really is a very affectionate, playful and amusing nickname, and clearly demonstrates the inherently sweet and gentle nature of Millwall fans.

My favourite so far.

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Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 13:09 - Apr 10 with 1027 viewsronnyd

Best unofficial club nickname, offensive or otherwise. on 02:44 - Apr 10 by Pendejo

They in turn used to call us Ipsh1t, long before we became the bin men.

WARNING use of 1970s language follows, this is purely reportage not my own views, from memory the following are derogatory terms used for clubs or fans:-fans
Arse nil
Spuds
Wet Spam / Spammers
Anorak (Millwall about Charlton, sure there's another one)
Chelsea Girls (River Islands' name up to late 80s)
Scum (pretty much any local derby but especially where strike breaking alledged)
Colwho
Massive City
Liverp00fs (remember this on a hand painted bedsheets banner hanging from Portman Stand at my first Town v Liverpool game)

Can't remember any more off top of my head


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