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Alt. merch ideas for Mark Ashton 17:00 - May 4 with 1389 views

After the scandalous lack of selling the pitch, what other money making schemes could we suggest for Mark Ashton?

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Trust the process. Trust Phil.

Alt. merch ideas for Mark Ashton on 17:02 - May 4 with 1355 views

farkenhell

A customised ladder perhaps - "We are going up!"

Alt. merch ideas for Mark Ashton on 17:04 - May 4 with 1338 views

farkenhell

Also your recipe book must surely include soup-er [from] Kieran McKenna.

[Post edited 4 May 2023 17:06]

Alt. merch ideas for Mark Ashton on 17:08 - May 4 with 1314 views

Wacko

“Broad Head” Screwdrivers

Poll:

Who would you rather see lose their job?

Alt. merch ideas for Mark Ashton on 17:13 - May 4 with 1291 views

MattinLondon

Long sleeved replica shirts.

Alt. merch ideas for Mark Ashton on 17:16 - May 4 with 1267 views

Lord_Lucan

A crisp white shirt that’s been ironed around a wok?

[Post edited 4 May 2023 17:39]

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Alt. merch ideas for Mark Ashton on 17:19 - May 4 with 1256 views

Coastalblue

A small statue of Ashton giving some whining Brizzle fans the finger entitled Ashton Grates.
A toilet lab with the bottom lined in green and yellow, maybe NCFC toilet paper to accompany it.

Town in 25 branded tissues.

	No idea when I began here, was a very long time ago. Previously known as Spirit_of_81. Love cheese, hate the colour of it, this is why it requires some blue in it.
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Alt. merch ideas for Mark Ashton on 17:26 - May 4 with 1243 views

SlippinJimmyJuan

False JD beards

Singin' the Blues - Greg Leigh's debut album with an updated version of Promotion Ting by Kyle Edwards as a bonus track.

Poll:

What is your milk of choice?

Alt. merch ideas for Mark Ashton on 17:28 - May 4 with 1236 views

Keno

I "Heart' Ashton Y fronts

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Alt. merch ideas for Mark Ashton on 17:34 - May 4 with 1214 views

OldFart71

Delia's been selling books like Cooking for idiots for years.

Alt. merch ideas for Mark Ashton on 17:34 - May 4 with 1215 views

BloomBlue

101 corporate bullshlt jargon book by Mark Ashton

Alt. merch ideas for Mark Ashton on 17:43 - May 4 with 1183 views

catch74

Let’s forget about all of this, want some cheese?

Poll:

Who are the Numbskulls?

Alt. merch ideas for Mark Ashton on 17:45 - May 4 with 1175 views

Keno

Alt. merch ideas for Mark Ashton on 17:43 - May 4 by catch74
Let’s forget about all of this, want some cheese?

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Alt. merch ideas for Mark Ashton on 17:54 - May 4 with 1126 views

hoppy

Also a slightly revamped children's story book... Little Blueboys Riding Hood, illustrated throughout, but has the Woolfie at the back.

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Alt. merch ideas for Mark Ashton on 18:07 - May 4 with 1053 views

Keno

Alt. merch ideas for Mark Ashton on 17:54 - May 4 by hoppy
Also a slightly revamped children's story book... Little Blueboys Riding Hood, illustrated throughout, but has the Woolfie at the back.

My what big tackle you have Harry

All the better to dispossess you with, play the ball through to Burnsie to cross to Cheppers to score with

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Alt. merch ideas for Mark Ashton on 18:27 - May 4 with 1019 views

factual_blue

Ed Sheeran-shaped balloons.

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