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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... 12:09 - May 9 with 5696 viewsKeno

I got a parking ticket once

I was parked where I shouldnt have

I paid it quickly so that only paid the reduced fine

There I've said it

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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:13 - May 9 with 3557 viewsgiant_stow

Is this the thread for confessing illegal stuff then?

I once did Cardif to Reedham, Norfolk in 2.5 hours. That's probably my worst driving crime.
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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:15 - May 9 with 3516 viewsZx1988

I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:13 - May 9 by giant_stow

Is this the thread for confessing illegal stuff then?

I once did Cardif to Reedham, Norfolk in 2.5 hours. That's probably my worst driving crime.
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That's an average of 115mph! What on earth were you driving?

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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:15 - May 9 with 3496 viewsKeno

I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:15 - May 9 by Zx1988

That's an average of 115mph! What on earth were you driving?


It was delorean

Took him 2.5 hours and he went back 20 years

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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:15 - May 9 with 3495 viewsgiant_stow

I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:15 - May 9 by Zx1988

That's an average of 115mph! What on earth were you driving?


An audi a4. As if you had to ask.

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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:17 - May 9 with 3487 viewsSitfcB

I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:13 - May 9 by giant_stow

Is this the thread for confessing illegal stuff then?

I once did Cardif to Reedham, Norfolk in 2.5 hours. That's probably my worst driving crime.
[Post edited 9 May 2023 12:15]


1.5 of that must’ve been getting through Norfolk.
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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:19 - May 9 with 3454 viewsgiant_stow

I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:17 - May 9 by SitfcB

1.5 of that must’ve been getting through Norfolk.
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I was heading to Norfolk after Orient in a playoff final (lost) hence the rush and lack of traffic.

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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:20 - May 9 with 3436 viewsgiant_stow

I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:15 - May 9 by Keno

It was delorean

Took him 2.5 hours and he went back 20 years


No one else playing then? Come on - confessions time or I've made myself look a prick for nothing. Or maybe I do that all the time anyway, so nothing lost.

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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:21 - May 9 with 3426 viewsSitfcB

I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:19 - May 9 by giant_stow

I was heading to Norfolk after Orient in a playoff final (lost) hence the rush and lack of traffic.


Read it the wrong way round

Any speeding tickets picked up a long the way?

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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:24 - May 9 with 3400 viewsJakeITFC

I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:20 - May 9 by giant_stow

No one else playing then? Come on - confessions time or I've made myself look a prick for nothing. Or maybe I do that all the time anyway, so nothing lost.


I got a speeding ticket on the way home from Blackpool after the 2-1 last minute loss on 29th February 2020, thinking to myself that March 2020 would have to be a pretty shiitty month to top that weekend.
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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:30 - May 9 with 3364 viewsleitrimblue

Well if were doing confessions. I'm sorry I accidentally burnt down Haverhill youth club in the mid 80,s. It was a accident and I completely regret it. I'm also sorry you got the blame Pax. But at the same time that short stint in borstal did put some manners on yer and probably spared you a long prison sentence as a adult. So it's all swings and roundabouts really
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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:33 - May 9 with 3337 viewsbluelagos

My overseas charge sheet is quite long.

One for parking the wrong way (In South Africa)

Fine for driving with arm of window (Malawi)

Nigeria fines include illegal U-turn, over loaded car, not driving close enough to car in front, advertising beer and illegally getting into a car.

Also got fined for driving before 12pm on "environmental day" when I was supposed to be cleaning the street, exporting ancient goods, failure to prove my yellow fever status, importing a pepper (because it had seeds in it)

But unlike everyone else on here I have a police clearance certificate from Interpol, issued on my last working day that means not one of those fines was actually recorded...

Almost as if the police in parts of the world are a law unto themselves, completely unaccountable and abuse their powers with impunity.

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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:38 - May 9 with 3292 viewsgiant_stow

I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:21 - May 9 by SitfcB

Read it the wrong way round

Any speeding tickets picked up a long the way?


no, only ever had 2 speeding tickets and one of those was for someone else.

Just to reasaure, I'm no that sort of idiot driver now.
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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:57 - May 9 with 3218 viewsIllinoisblue

I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:20 - May 9 by giant_stow

No one else playing then? Come on - confessions time or I've made myself look a prick for nothing. Or maybe I do that all the time anyway, so nothing lost.


Ran a red light and got pulled over by Chicago’s finest. Fine and a really annoying online course on safe driving. While we’re confessing, once knocked a wing mirror off an Everton fan’s car. FA Cup. Goodison. Jan 1999.

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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 13:07 - May 9 with 3173 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

When I was in the traffic police in Malawi, I once nicked a bloke for driving with his arm out of the window.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 13:07 - May 9 with 3150 viewsgiant_stow

I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:57 - May 9 by Illinoisblue

Ran a red light and got pulled over by Chicago’s finest. Fine and a really annoying online course on safe driving. While we’re confessing, once knocked a wing mirror off an Everton fan’s car. FA Cup. Goodison. Jan 1999.


Did they rough you up?

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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 13:12 - May 9 with 3078 viewsKeno

I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 13:07 - May 9 by giant_stow

Did they rough you up?


No cos he is a white guy

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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 13:39 - May 9 with 2936 viewsbluelagos

I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 13:07 - May 9 by StochesStotasBlewe

When I was in the traffic police in Malawi, I once nicked a bloke for driving with his arm out of the window.


Ever thought about a change of career? I reckon a traffic warden job would suit you perfectly 😀

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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 14:00 - May 9 with 2847 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 13:39 - May 9 by bluelagos

Ever thought about a change of career? I reckon a traffic warden job would suit you perfectly 😀


It was a very profitable day around Christchurch Park yesterday

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 14:34 - May 9 with 2749 viewsKeno

I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 14:00 - May 9 by StochesStotasBlewe

It was a very profitable day around Christchurch Park yesterday


Nice you dressed for the occasion



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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 14:42 - May 9 with 2709 viewsstickymockwell


Give him a ball and a yard of grass
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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 14:53 - May 9 with 2669 viewsBloomBlue

Whenever I see a car parked on a pavement I will key it, especially if the car is parked stopping wheelchair users from using the pavement. Able-bodied people putting disabled people at risk by force them to use the road instead of the pavement deserve having their cars keyed, over my many years on this planet I've probably key over a 1000 cars parked on pavements.
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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 14:57 - May 9 with 2641 viewsstickymockwell

I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 14:53 - May 9 by BloomBlue

Whenever I see a car parked on a pavement I will key it, especially if the car is parked stopping wheelchair users from using the pavement. Able-bodied people putting disabled people at risk by force them to use the road instead of the pavement deserve having their cars keyed, over my many years on this planet I've probably key over a 1000 cars parked on pavements.


Jesus!

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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 15:00 - May 9 with 2632 viewshype313

I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:13 - May 9 by giant_stow

Is this the thread for confessing illegal stuff then?

I once did Cardif to Reedham, Norfolk in 2.5 hours. That's probably my worst driving crime.
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18 minutes from Oscars in Clacton to Ipswich at 3am, I wasn't driving and it was a Cosworth...
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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 15:00 - May 9 with 2627 viewsChurchman

I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 12:13 - May 9 by giant_stow

Is this the thread for confessing illegal stuff then?

I once did Cardif to Reedham, Norfolk in 2.5 hours. That's probably my worst driving crime.
[Post edited 9 May 2023 12:15]


I managed 88 miles Kent to Waldringfield in 58 minutes, including stopping at the Dartford Tunnel, Copdock roundabout and the lanes to the village from the A12/A14. At one point the car was doing 126mph indicated on the A12 - but the book said it’d only do 122mph so I suspect a 10mph over read!

Still, the scenery and junctions approached at a rather rapid rate and the engine made a great sound. Fortunately, it was the late 1980s, Mrs C was asleep, it was Christmas Day and no traffic and there were no speed cameras back in those days.

The shame of it.
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I have a confession to make ... its been bugging me all morning .... on 15:15 - May 9 with 2515 viewsstickymockwell

I know I've told this one before but it's my best confession.
I was a heavy drinker and had drank all of the booze in the house except for a very expensive bottle of gin my Mother in Law had bought my wife back from a holiday in Edinburgh.
I drank it and and replaced it with prison grade gin from the co-op the next day. I could get away with it as it had this special cork.
Anyway my wife wanted to open it some time later and was almost wetting herself over the taste of this exquisite gin telling me "You can really taste the difference!".
I had to leave the room a few times that night.

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