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Favourite spoonerism 13:37 - Nov 17 with 1770 viewsPinewoodblue

Currently cruising from Southampton to Canaries.

My wife asked me what the feather worecast was for Tenerife. I told her not to be a filly sucker.

Poll: Dickhead "Noun" a stupid, irritating, or ridiculous man.

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Favourite spoonerism on 13:41 - Nov 17 with 1728 viewsKievthegreat

I only do spoonerisms for gits and shiggles.
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Favourite spoonerism on 13:52 - Nov 17 with 1688 viewsexeterblue10

crooks and nannies

cheggers can't be boozers
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Favourite spoonerism on 13:57 - Nov 17 with 1673 viewsexeterblue10

when it comes to the house, she runs a sh!te tip
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Favourite spoonerism on 14:00 - Nov 17 with 1653 viewsBasingstokeBlue

Oh you are such a shining wit.

Poll: What do you think of the three stars being relocated?

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Favourite spoonerism on 15:35 - Nov 17 with 1477 viewsfactual_blue

Friar tuck.

Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
Poll: Best at sniping
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Favourite spoonerism on 15:37 - Nov 17 with 1471 viewsCotty

Cunning stunt
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Favourite spoonerism on 15:43 - Nov 17 with 1442 viewsronnyd

Favourite spoonerism on 15:37 - Nov 17 by Cotty

Cunning stunt


All done in the best tossible paste.
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Favourite spoonerism on 16:56 - Nov 17 with 1320 viewsBlueBoots

I don't have one of my own, but I'll ask my best mate Bert Puttocks if he has a favourite

Poll: My morning poo-poo took 3 flushes to clear. Who do I call?

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Favourite spoonerism on 17:02 - Nov 17 with 1290 viewsKievthegreat

Favourite spoonerism on 16:56 - Nov 17 by BlueBoots

I don't have one of my own, but I'll ask my best mate Bert Puttocks if he has a favourite


Lives just round the corner from Betty Swallocks doesn't he?
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No, you're thinking of Mary Hinge. (n/t) on 17:10 - Nov 17 with 1251 viewsBloots

Favourite spoonerism on 17:02 - Nov 17 by Kievthegreat

Lives just round the corner from Betty Swallocks doesn't he?



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Favourite spoonerism on 17:12 - Nov 17 with 1245 viewsjontysnut

Punting on the Cam
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Favourite spoonerism on 17:16 - Nov 17 with 1234 viewsOldsmoker

I fancy a night tipple before I go to bed.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
Poll: What mode is best?

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Favourite spoonerism on 18:25 - Nov 17 with 1159 viewsbluebudgie

Favourite spoonerism on 13:41 - Nov 17 by Kievthegreat

I only do spoonerisms for gits and shiggles.


I'm quite partial to a packet of Bogey Smacon crisps
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Favourite spoonerism on 18:58 - Nov 17 with 1122 viewsstickymockwell

Favourite spoonerism on 18:25 - Nov 17 by bluebudgie

I'm quite partial to a packet of Bogey Smacon crisps


Sticky Mockwell

Give him a ball and a yard of grass
Poll: How many times have you looked at the table since full time yesterday?

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Favourite spoonerism on 21:04 - Nov 17 with 981 viewsfactual_blue

Favourite spoonerism on 15:37 - Nov 17 by Cotty

Cunning stunt



Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
Poll: Best at sniping
Blog: [Blog] The Shape We're In

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