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TWTD Footballers 17:38 - Nov 2 with 10101 viewsPhilTWTD

Bit short of players for our Monday evening football in Ipswich [edited for J2] at the moment if anyone fancies joining us. Reasonable standard but nothing too serious - five, six, seven, eight, nine-a-side depending on how many turn up on half an Astroturf pitch - age range from early 20s to me, who you have the opportunity to kick along with Dubtractor on occasion. PM me if you fancy it.

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TWTD Footballers on 19:33 - Nov 2 with 3843 viewsPJH

TWTD Footballers on 19:31 - Nov 2 by SpruceMoose

Ball tackles? Those are considered a little high in the modern game I BELIEVE.
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Well sometimes my timing was a little bit out, sometimes I actually got that leather round thing that people were kicking.
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TWTD Footballers on 19:34 - Nov 2 with 3835 viewsSpruceMoose

TWTD Footballers on 19:33 - Nov 2 by PJH

Well sometimes my timing was a little bit out, sometimes I actually got that leather round thing that people were kicking.


Facter's colostomy bag?!

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TWTD Footballers on 19:38 - Nov 2 with 3828 viewsDubtractor

Sorry Phil, I've somewhat abandoned Mondays for a more lucrative Tuesday night offer.

May make my way back at some point.

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TWTD Footballers on 19:39 - Nov 2 with 3820 viewsSpruceMoose

TWTD Footballers on 19:38 - Nov 2 by Dubtractor

Sorry Phil, I've somewhat abandoned Mondays for a more lucrative Tuesday night offer.

May make my way back at some point.


Athletico Tractorboys.com ?

They have been making some big money offers lately.

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TWTD Footballers on 19:49 - Nov 2 with 3813 viewsMullet

TWTD Footballers on 19:26 - Nov 2 by BlueBadger

It's basically a victimless crime, because you won't live long enough to get really upset about it.


Sounds a bit Shipman this. Very sinister.

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TWTD Footballers on 19:50 - Nov 2 with 3814 viewsPhilTWTD

TWTD Footballers on 19:38 - Nov 2 by Dubtractor

Sorry Phil, I've somewhat abandoned Mondays for a more lucrative Tuesday night offer.

May make my way back at some point.


Surely a man of your relative youth can play two nights in a row!
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TWTD Footballers on 19:52 - Nov 2 with 3808 viewsfactual_blue

TWTD Footballers on 19:34 - Nov 2 by SpruceMoose

Facter's colostomy bag?!


Mine is made of moose hide.

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TWTD Footballers on 19:55 - Nov 2 with 3800 viewsfactual_blue

TWTD Footballers on 19:26 - Nov 2 by BlueBadger

It's basically a victimless crime, because you won't live long enough to get really upset about it.



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TWTD Footballers on 20:08 - Nov 2 with 3792 viewsgiant_stow

Is running around with a fag on acceptable at this game?

Shame there's no direct train service from the stow or I'd have come along to educate yous. Imagine a hairy aging taller fatter wheezing David silver.

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TWTD Footballers on 20:09 - Nov 2 with 3787 viewsDubtractor

TWTD Footballers on 19:50 - Nov 2 by PhilTWTD

Surely a man of your relative youth can play two nights in a row!


Ha, no, no I can't.

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TWTD Footballers on 20:28 - Nov 2 with 3773 viewsfactual_blue

TWTD Footballers on 20:08 - Nov 2 by giant_stow

Is running around with a fag on acceptable at this game?

Shame there's no direct train service from the stow or I'd have come along to educate yous. Imagine a hairy aging taller fatter wheezing David silver.


'Fag' in what sense exactly?

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TWTD Footballers on 07:10 - Nov 3 with 3714 viewshoppy

TWTD Footballers on 20:08 - Nov 2 by giant_stow

Is running around with a fag on acceptable at this game?

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TWTD Footballers on 07:49 - Nov 3 with 3694 viewsBluebell

If I lived closer I would offer to play. I even know the off side rule.






But I expect you would be sexist and not accept females.
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TWTD Footballers on 20:16 - Nov 5 with 3636 viewsPhilTWTD

Bump.
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TWTD Footballers on 11:45 - Nov 6 with 3566 viewsPhilTWTD

Further bump.
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TWTD Footballers on 16:55 - Nov 6 with 3514 viewsNewcyBlue

TWTD Footballers on 17:42 - Nov 2 by J2BLUE

BS, he calls me Sir.


You are getting yourself confused with JCBLUE

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TWTD Footballers on 12:07 - Nov 13 with 3399 viewsPhilTWTD

If anyone fancies a game tonight, drop me a PM.
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TWTD Footballers on 11:53 - Dec 4 with 3215 viewsPhilTWTD

Still after Monday evening players if anyone fancies it, PM me if you're interested.
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TWTD Footballers on 12:36 - Dec 4 with 3170 viewsNewcyBlue

TWTD Footballers on 11:53 - Dec 4 by PhilTWTD

Still after Monday evening players if anyone fancies it, PM me if you're interested.


Are you playing in Tyne and Wear tonight?

If so I can make it

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TWTD Footballers on 12:38 - Dec 4 with 3167 viewsPhilTWTD

TWTD Footballers on 12:36 - Dec 4 by NewcyBlue

Are you playing in Tyne and Wear tonight?

If so I can make it


Sorry, not making it any further north than Teesside this week, I'm afraid.
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TWTD Footballers on 12:51 - Dec 4 with 3155 viewsPJH

TWTD Footballers on 12:38 - Dec 4 by PhilTWTD

Sorry, not making it any further north than Teesside this week, I'm afraid.


At least Newcy got a reply-I made myself available on the first page of this thread but did not get a reply.
It isn't because I am 66 and have not played for about 30 years is it?
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TWTD Footballers on 12:54 - Dec 4 with 3152 viewsNewcyBlue

TWTD Footballers on 12:51 - Dec 4 by PJH

At least Newcy got a reply-I made myself available on the first page of this thread but did not get a reply.
It isn't because I am 66 and have not played for about 30 years is it?


Just discussing my appearance and unused sub fees.

Both mean that Gav will have to reduce his hours (paid hours anyway)

And the hobnob fund is taking a hit.

But you can’t put a price on quality.

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