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You are the Ref. 19:05 - Apr 12 with 3683 viewsLord_Lucan

If you ordered a pint and rather than get asked for £3.70 instead get asked for “370 new pennies” would you

A/ just pay him.

B/ throw your pint over him.
[Post edited 12 Apr 2019 19:22]

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You are the Ref. on 19:07 - Apr 12 with 2936 viewsvapour_trail

Feels like a bit of a waste of said pint.

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You are the Ref. on 19:10 - Apr 12 with 2932 viewsWD19

C/ Pay him 175 new pennies and drink the pint quickly........
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You are the Ref. on 19:11 - Apr 12 with 2921 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure

You are the Ref. on 19:10 - Apr 12 by WD19

C/ Pay him 175 new pennies and drink the pint quickly........


Just spotted the avatar edit - LOL
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You are the Ref. on 19:13 - Apr 12 with 2909 viewsfooters

If the bank was still open, go and ask for 370 pennies and give the cnt what he deserves.

But I believe many banks don't offer this service anymore.

P.S. - I have now seen someone paying for a pint with a watch. This is Tomorrow's World today.
[Post edited 12 Apr 2019 19:22]

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You are the Ref. on 19:19 - Apr 12 with 2874 viewsm14_blue

Pay him and then mutter under my breath about what a n0b he was.
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You are the Ref. on 19:20 - Apr 12 with 2874 viewsLord_Lucan

You are the Ref. on 19:13 - Apr 12 by footers

If the bank was still open, go and ask for 370 pennies and give the cnt what he deserves.

But I believe many banks don't offer this service anymore.

P.S. - I have now seen someone paying for a pint with a watch. This is Tomorrow's World today.
[Post edited 12 Apr 2019 19:22]


You are a genius. I have bags and bags of pennies, I’m gonna count 370 for when I come in here next week.

Genius.

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You are the Ref. on 19:21 - Apr 12 with 2863 viewsfooters

You are the Ref. on 19:20 - Apr 12 by Lord_Lucan

You are a genius. I have bags and bags of pennies, I’m gonna count 370 for when I come in here next week.

Genius.



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You are the Ref. on 19:24 - Apr 12 with 2844 viewsLord_Lucan

You are the Ref. on 19:19 - Apr 12 by m14_blue

Pay him and then mutter under my breath about what a n0b he was.


Better not. I’ve only just been allowed back in.

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You are the Ref. on 19:24 - Apr 12 with 2838 viewsGuthrum

Unless in his forties or older, he has no excuse. They haven't had the word "new" on them since 1981.

Good Lord! Whatever is it?
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You are the Ref. on 19:25 - Apr 12 with 2827 viewsJ2BLUE

I'd just pay him and think he was a c unit.

Truly impaired.
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You are the Ref. on 19:29 - Apr 12 with 2805 viewsLord_Lucan

You are the Ref. on 19:24 - Apr 12 by Guthrum

Unless in his forties or older, he has no excuse. They haven't had the word "new" on them since 1981.


He’s in his 20’s.

This country.

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You are the Ref. on 19:30 - Apr 12 with 2796 viewsfooters

You are the Ref. on 19:29 - Apr 12 by Lord_Lucan

He’s in his 20’s.

This country.


He has a moustache or beard. £20 on it.

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You are the Ref. on 19:30 - Apr 12 with 2793 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Straight red card for insulting language & ungentlemanly conduct. I am Keith Stroud.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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You are the Ref. on 19:31 - Apr 12 with 2781 viewsMullet

I'd check I'd not banged my head and had some sort of Life on Mars incident.

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You are the Ref. on 19:37 - Apr 12 with 2752 viewsRonFearonsHair

You are the Ref. on 19:13 - Apr 12 by footers

If the bank was still open, go and ask for 370 pennies and give the cnt what he deserves.

But I believe many banks don't offer this service anymore.

P.S. - I have now seen someone paying for a pint with a watch. This is Tomorrow's World today.
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Sounds like either an alcoholic or the ex-owner of a very cheap watch.
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You are the Ref. on 19:39 - Apr 12 with 2745 viewsLord_Lucan

You are the Ref. on 19:30 - Apr 12 by footers

He has a moustache or beard. £20 on it.


He has slim sideburns evolving into a sort of shaped beard thing. I thought he was clean shaved until I looked after reading your post - it’s hardly dense.

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You are the Ref. on 19:39 - Apr 12 with 2735 viewsballycastle

I Would have chucked him one penny and told him that was for all the thoughts he ever held.
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You are the Ref. on 19:46 - Apr 12 with 2701 viewsBloomBlue

Drink it quickly and then say I've only got an American Express card, you do take amex dont you? They never take amex.

Obviously he may get upset you've not paid for it, I did see something like that once in a pub and the guy said to the barman sorry i'll give it back, zipped out the old man, picked up the glass and pissed into it and said sorry there you have it back now.
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You are the Ref. on 19:57 - Apr 12 with 2647 viewsGlasgowBlue

Give him a fifty pound note and make him count the change in front of you several times before telling him what an utter tw@t he sounds.

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You are the Ref. on 20:16 - Apr 12 with 2607 viewsPJH

You are the Ref. on 19:13 - Apr 12 by footers

If the bank was still open, go and ask for 370 pennies and give the cnt what he deserves.

But I believe many banks don't offer this service anymore.

P.S. - I have now seen someone paying for a pint with a watch. This is Tomorrow's World today.
[Post edited 12 Apr 2019 19:22]


Yes, give the man what he asked for.
He asked for 370 new pennies so....
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You are the Ref. on 20:24 - Apr 12 with 2578 viewsWeWereZombies

You are the Ref. on 19:57 - Apr 12 by GlasgowBlue

Give him a fifty pound note and make him count the change in front of you several times before telling him what an utter tw@t he sounds.


Or a Scottish £20...

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You are the Ref. on 20:29 - Apr 12 with 2560 viewsm14_blue

Penalty to Man United.
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You are the Ref. on 20:35 - Apr 12 with 2532 viewsEwan_Oozami

Give him a fiver and ask for the change in groats

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You are the Ref. on 20:36 - Apr 12 with 2516 viewsGlasgowBlue

You are the Ref. on 20:24 - Apr 12 by WeWereZombies

Or a Scottish £20...


One of my kids refused an English twenty from me today thinking it was, and I quote, “an out of date note”.

You’re right about the Scottish twenty. It really throws them in England.

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You are the Ref. on 20:36 - Apr 12 with 2523 viewsjas0999

I wouldn’t throw a pint at anyone. Why would you?
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