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Bluey 09:44 - Mar 5 with 2976 viewsuefacup81

I was thinking at the match on Tuesday, did the last 20 years of failure begin when we sanitised Bluey?

https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/bluey-the-ipswich-town-horse-mascot-picture

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Bluey on 09:46 - Mar 5 with 2952 viewsWarkTheWarkITFC

Yep.

That Bluey was hard as f***. Were there not complaints that the kids were scared of him?

We softened him up and took the whole club with us.

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Bluey on 09:48 - Mar 5 with 2944 viewsmonytowbray

Nah, we've had European football since that new Bluey arrived.

I wonder what Bluey's dick looks like. do you think it's big? Would it be fluffy and white or smooth and protruding from his fur?

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Bluey on 09:48 - Mar 5 with 2939 viewsuefacup81

Bluey on 09:48 - Mar 5 by monytowbray

Nah, we've had European football since that new Bluey arrived.

I wonder what Bluey's dick looks like. do you think it's big? Would it be fluffy and white or smooth and protruding from his fur?


I know you were an animal lover Callis, but not quite in that way!

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Bluey on 09:50 - Mar 5 with 2917 viewsmonytowbray

Bluey on 09:48 - Mar 5 by uefacup81

I know you were an animal lover Callis, but not quite in that way!


Just wanna see Bluey's dick :'(

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Bluey on 09:53 - Mar 5 with 2897 viewsTRUE_BLUE123

Bluey and Crazy have had an up a down relationship, are they 'together' or just mates , it is hard to tell.

I remember when Crazy went on a 5 year hiatus. He just disappeared one day and then reappeared years later. Bluey is a stalwart, Stockwell esque. He has seen a lot in his time, and never hid. Crazy on the other hand comes across as a bit cocky, loves to wind up the away end.

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Bluey on 09:56 - Mar 5 with 2875 viewsWarkTheWarkITFC

Bluey on 09:48 - Mar 5 by monytowbray

Nah, we've had European football since that new Bluey arrived.

I wonder what Bluey's dick looks like. do you think it's big? Would it be fluffy and white or smooth and protruding from his fur?


I've heard from a very reliable female horse mascot that when he reaches the point of excitement nothing comes out but Terry Baxter's voice screaming 'Reeeeuuuuuuuser!'.

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Bluey on 09:58 - Mar 5 with 2860 viewsmonytowbray

Bluey on 09:56 - Mar 5 by WarkTheWarkITFC

I've heard from a very reliable female horse mascot that when he reaches the point of excitement nothing comes out but Terry Baxter's voice screaming 'Reeeeuuuuuuuser!'.


To be fair that's my dream woman.

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Bluey on 09:58 - Mar 5 with 2867 viewsWarkTheWarkITFC

Bluey on 09:53 - Mar 5 by TRUE_BLUE123

Bluey and Crazy have had an up a down relationship, are they 'together' or just mates , it is hard to tell.

I remember when Crazy went on a 5 year hiatus. He just disappeared one day and then reappeared years later. Bluey is a stalwart, Stockwell esque. He has seen a lot in his time, and never hid. Crazy on the other hand comes across as a bit cocky, loves to wind up the away end.


I'm genuinely surprised in these days of being offended by everything that nobody has forced the club to reverse roles so it's the white horse causing all the trouble.

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Bluey on 10:01 - Mar 5 with 2852 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Bluey on 09:58 - Mar 5 by WarkTheWarkITFC

I'm genuinely surprised in these days of being offended by everything that nobody has forced the club to reverse roles so it's the white horse causing all the trouble.


Are they assumed to both be male? Or gender neutral?

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Bluey on 10:02 - Mar 5 with 2842 viewsWarkTheWarkITFC

Bluey on 10:01 - Mar 5 by Marshalls_Mullet

Are they assumed to both be male? Or gender neutral?


No idea.

We clearly need clarification on this subject.

They are both assumed to be male, which in itself is not representative of society.

As a mixed race couple though they are ahead of their time, advert wise.

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Bluey on 10:06 - Mar 5 with 2815 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Bluey on 10:02 - Mar 5 by WarkTheWarkITFC

No idea.

We clearly need clarification on this subject.

They are both assumed to be male, which in itself is not representative of society.

As a mixed race couple though they are ahead of their time, advert wise.


We should stop joking about this, we may inadvertently start a campaign!

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Bluey on 10:11 - Mar 5 with 2791 viewsfabian_illness

Bluey on 09:50 - Mar 5 by monytowbray

Just wanna see Bluey's dick :'(


I heard Bluey's taken out an exclusion order on you. Not allowed within 100 metres for fear of you rummaging through his fur.
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Bluey on 12:30 - Mar 5 with 2654 viewsGuthrum

Bluey on 10:01 - Mar 5 by Marshalls_Mullet

Are they assumed to both be male? Or gender neutral?


A female Bluey would be a bit of a 'mare.

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Bluey on 12:38 - Mar 5 with 2627 viewsFreddies_Ears

Bluey on 10:01 - Mar 5 by Marshalls_Mullet

Are they assumed to both be male? Or gender neutral?


Probably both geldings.
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Bluey on 14:35 - Mar 5 with 2491 viewsWeWereZombies

Bluey on 12:30 - Mar 5 by Guthrum

A female Bluey would be a bit of a 'mare.


Ah, that old chestnut.

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Bluey on 16:39 - Mar 5 with 2399 viewshoppy

Bluey on 09:50 - Mar 5 by monytowbray

Just wanna see Bluey's dick :'(


Never had you down as a meat fan these days...

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Bluey on 16:45 - Mar 5 with 2384 viewshoppy

Crazee is the wilder one now...

Just look how he lays into a baby without a care in the world...



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Bluey on 16:47 - Mar 5 with 2371 viewsmonytowbray

Bluey on 16:39 - Mar 5 by hoppy

Never had you down as a meat fan these days...


i said see it, not eat it ;)

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Bluey on 17:44 - Mar 5 with 2310 viewsbluelagos

Bluey on 12:30 - Mar 5 by Guthrum

A female Bluey would be a bit of a 'mare.


VG

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Bluey on 19:35 - Mar 5 with 2243 viewsPlums

I had a t-shirt with that Bluey on and our first professional line up on the back. Wore it until it literally dropped apart TWTD

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Bluey on 19:40 - Mar 5 with 2220 viewsWarkystache

Bluey on 09:48 - Mar 5 by monytowbray

Nah, we've had European football since that new Bluey arrived.

I wonder what Bluey's dick looks like. do you think it's big? Would it be fluffy and white or smooth and protruding from his fur?


You do know it's Gav inside it, don't you?

Like a baby's arm holding a cricket ball

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Bluey on 15:34 - Mar 9 with 1950 viewsmonytowbray

Bluey on 19:40 - Mar 5 by Warkystache

You do know it's Gav inside it, don't you?

Like a baby's arm holding a cricket ball


I mean, does the costume have its own dick or is there a hole to poke your own out of?

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Bluey on 15:55 - Mar 9 with 1927 viewsBiGDonnie

Bluey on 09:50 - Mar 5 by monytowbray

Just wanna see Bluey's dick :'(


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Bluey on 18:16 - Mar 9 with 1861 viewsOxford_Blue

Bluey on 09:48 - Mar 5 by monytowbray

Nah, we've had European football since that new Bluey arrived.

I wonder what Bluey's dick looks like. do you think it's big? Would it be fluffy and white or smooth and protruding from his fur?


You can get help for that kind of thing.
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