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I am pretty much convinced now... 20:29 - Mar 7 with 20257 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

...that Coronavirus mostly only rears its ugly head on cruise ships. Other than that, especially in China, it is largely contained. In other breaking news the Pope has a cold.
But who knows what I really mean?
Brass Eye....eat your heart out.

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I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:21 - Mar 8 with 2378 viewssparks

I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:19 - Mar 8 by BanksterDebtSlave

How anybody can read the op and think I am saying more than "I do not think the virus is as contained as the media would like to pretend" and "some of the side effects of this are mildly amusing" (reporting that the live streaming Pope has a slight cold) is honestly beyond me.


Have you actually looked back at the OP before posting that? And do you take into account yesterday's cryptic innuendo laden effort?

"..that Coronavirus mostly only rears its ugly head on cruise ships. Other than that, especially in China, it is largely contained. In other breaking news the Pope has a cold.
But who knows what I really mean?
Brass Eye....eat your heart out. "

The OP was entirely opaque, and you then proceeded to support another poster spouting spurious nonsense.

Also- you are once again inserting an unsupported piece of conspiracy innuendo. "as the media would like to pretend"- is suggestive of some complict conspiracy to hide the truth. Evidence for this please...
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I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:24 - Mar 8 with 2370 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:08 - Mar 8 by StokieBlue

I'm not sure I do agree with you and to be honest I read it the same way that Spark read it. I think you've changed your argument hence you are more aligned with my opinion.

I think the numbers are far higher everywhere because there is a lag in testing as it doesn't start until symptoms are shown and by then someone has had if for up to 2 weeks. There also aren't enough tests to test everyone.

You can simulate it using a Simple Moving Average (SMA) if you are interested in seeing how the lag works.

SB


You forget all those people that carry it too but show no or few symptoms!

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I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:27 - Mar 8 with 2360 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:21 - Mar 8 by sparks

Have you actually looked back at the OP before posting that? And do you take into account yesterday's cryptic innuendo laden effort?

"..that Coronavirus mostly only rears its ugly head on cruise ships. Other than that, especially in China, it is largely contained. In other breaking news the Pope has a cold.
But who knows what I really mean?
Brass Eye....eat your heart out. "

The OP was entirely opaque, and you then proceeded to support another poster spouting spurious nonsense.

Also- you are once again inserting an unsupported piece of conspiracy innuendo. "as the media would like to pretend"- is suggestive of some complict conspiracy to hide the truth. Evidence for this please...
[Post edited 8 Mar 2020 10:23]


"Other than that, especially in China, it is largely contained."
.....you do realise this was not to be taken literally ..... don't you!!!!

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I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:27 - Mar 8 with 2358 viewssparks

I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:24 - Mar 8 by BanksterDebtSlave

You forget all those people that carry it too but show no or few symptoms!


No. He hasn't.

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I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:28 - Mar 8 with 2355 viewssparks

I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:27 - Mar 8 by BanksterDebtSlave

"Other than that, especially in China, it is largely contained."
.....you do realise this was not to be taken literally ..... don't you!!!!


Your actual meaning was utterly opaque and reliant on innuendo. As usual.

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I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:28 - Mar 8 with 2356 viewsjeera

I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:19 - Mar 8 by BanksterDebtSlave

How anybody can read the op and think I am saying more than "I do not think the virus is as contained as the media would like to pretend" and "some of the side effects of this are mildly amusing" (reporting that the live streaming Pope has a slight cold) is honestly beyond me.


Because that's not how you've played it throughout the thread, as you are aware.

However, I like you so not gonna argue.

I was quite pleased with my suggestion that matey was on his way to a convention but no one cared.

I'm more upset about that.

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I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:31 - Mar 8 with 2346 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:28 - Mar 8 by sparks

Your actual meaning was utterly opaque and reliant on innuendo. As usual.


For you maybe!

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I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:33 - Mar 8 with 2342 viewsfooters

What a daft thread.

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I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:34 - Mar 8 with 2339 viewssparks

I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:31 - Mar 8 by BanksterDebtSlave

For you maybe!


Not just me it appears.

And objectively, perhaps you should read what you wrote and ask yourself whether your point is clear from it. If you really don't understand why it is opaque, I cannot help you. Though I suspect you know full well and continue to play disingenuous semantic games.

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I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:36 - Mar 8 with 2334 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:28 - Mar 8 by jeera

Because that's not how you've played it throughout the thread, as you are aware.

However, I like you so not gonna argue.

I was quite pleased with my suggestion that matey was on his way to a convention but no one cared.

I'm more upset about that.


I had a few beers last night and found the Brass Eye nature of the news mind boggling.....that was all....but what would I know!! If only my booze came in plastic containers.....loved your work btw!

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I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:38 - Mar 8 with 2327 viewsjeera

I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:34 - Mar 8 by sparks

Not just me it appears.

And objectively, perhaps you should read what you wrote and ask yourself whether your point is clear from it. If you really don't understand why it is opaque, I cannot help you. Though I suspect you know full well and continue to play disingenuous semantic games.


I think there must be classes for these people.

The Pazelle type et al cos the format's always the same.

Make half a suggestion and keep hinting at those suggestions for a while forcing people to try fill in the gaps themselves, and when they do, pretend that's not what you meant at all.

Bankster's not the worst for it but the pattern's the same.

CIL would have got 25 pages from that, half-claiming, counter-claiming, making something up, go around in a big circle and then say it's everyone else who's a bit tapped.

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I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:39 - Mar 8 with 2324 viewsNthQldITFC

I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:33 - Mar 8 by footers

What a daft thread.


Just so.

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I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:40 - Mar 8 with 2317 viewsStokieBlue

I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:21 - Mar 8 by BanksterDebtSlave

"I would also say it's likely rife in some parts of Africa but testing is 15-20 days behind the true outbreak numbers and even then how many testing kits do you think many African countries have? "


Yes.

But your original point doesn't read that way. It reads as a conspiratorial point against the Chinese. Given subsequent posts that doesn't seem to have been your intention but that doesn't change the way it originally read or why you got the responses you did.

SB

SB - (not Simon Batford)

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I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:44 - Mar 8 with 2305 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:33 - Mar 8 by footers

What a daft thread.


Tell me about it....there is a question for you about big roll shares about 20 threads down resurrected from last year! Did you sell too soon?

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I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:47 - Mar 8 with 2298 viewsfooters

I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:44 - Mar 8 by BanksterDebtSlave

Tell me about it....there is a question for you about big roll shares about 20 threads down resurrected from last year! Did you sell too soon?


Ah, I just noticed it. Yep, sold out on the old bog roll index months ago, I'm afraid! Bit of a lag after Crimbo and NYE...

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I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:50 - Mar 8 with 2292 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:47 - Mar 8 by footers

Ah, I just noticed it. Yep, sold out on the old bog roll index months ago, I'm afraid! Bit of a lag after Crimbo and NYE...


I always said that with bog roll shares we needed to be strong and go long!

Edit....not forgetting my other suggestion of tear gas masks....I am in the wrong game with this gardening mallarky !
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I am pretty much convinced now... on 11:13 - Mar 8 with 2276 viewsRyorry

I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:50 - Mar 8 by BanksterDebtSlave

I always said that with bog roll shares we needed to be strong and go long!

Edit....not forgetting my other suggestion of tear gas masks....I am in the wrong game with this gardening mallarky !
[Post edited 8 Mar 2020 10:51]


How long-winded can you get ...

Your OP & consequent posts definite 'wastes' of time

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I am pretty much convinced now... on 12:16 - Mar 8 with 2250 viewsGaryCooper

I am pretty much convinced now... on 08:42 - Mar 8 by StokieBlue

You don't have enough information to make such a bold assertion.

You also fundamentally misunderstand how virus and the body works it seems. To eager to have a pop at the media rather than increase your own knowledge. It's a bit rubbish of you really.

Having something like Covid 19 will mean the patients immune system has to spend a lot of resources dealing with that attack. It settles deep in the lungs and will make other conditions worse or worsen pneumonia. He might have died of his underlying health condition but he was fine until he got Covid 19 - that was the catalyst.

So to say he didn't die of it isn't really technically correct.

SB


'You don't have enough information to make such a bold assertion.'

Neither did the BBC, this did not stop them from releasing the story that a man had died and had underlying health problems whilst also testing positive for Coronavirus, if you cannot see that this spreads fear you are being obtuse.

Panic buying of toilet rolls and hand sanitizer follow reports such as this, a needless panic inducing lead story.

To follow,

What do the old who require carers do if the carers self isolate?

What do the self employed do? We shall see self isolation apartheid with those such as Jon Snow joyfully accepting it,.
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I am pretty much convinced now... on 12:24 - Mar 8 with 2238 viewsWeWereZombies

I am pretty much convinced now... on 10:33 - Mar 8 by footers

What a daft thread.


It's the daftness that makes it mildly diverting.

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I am pretty much convinced now... on 12:43 - Mar 8 with 2226 viewsJ2BLUE

Twice in two day now you've made a thread which has been read the same way by many people and then you've claimed you meant something else.

Perhaps tomorrow you can cut the dramatics and just post in coherent clear English what your point actually is.

Truly impaired.
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I am pretty much convinced now... on 12:48 - Mar 8 with 2213 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I am pretty much convinced now... on 12:43 - Mar 8 by J2BLUE

Twice in two day now you've made a thread which has been read the same way by many people and then you've claimed you meant something else.

Perhaps tomorrow you can cut the dramatics and just post in coherent clear English what your point actually is.


Not sure I understand what you have written there mate!

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I am pretty much convinced now... on 12:48 - Mar 8 with 2212 viewsjeera

I am pretty much convinced now... on 12:43 - Mar 8 by J2BLUE

Twice in two day now you've made a thread which has been read the same way by many people and then you've claimed you meant something else.

Perhaps tomorrow you can cut the dramatics and just post in coherent clear English what your point actually is.


What you trying to say?

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I am pretty much convinced now... on 12:50 - Mar 8 with 2208 viewsJ2BLUE

I am pretty much convinced now... on 12:48 - Mar 8 by jeera

What you trying to say?


One day you'll be first with a joke mate. One day


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I am pretty much convinced now... on 12:51 - Mar 8 with 2201 viewsjeera

I am pretty much convinced now... on 12:50 - Mar 8 by J2BLUE

One day you'll be first with a joke mate. One day



Bankster might not have been joking!

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I am pretty much convinced now... on 12:58 - Mar 8 with 2177 viewsfooters

I am pretty much convinced now... on 12:24 - Mar 8 by WeWereZombies

It's the daftness that makes it mildly diverting.


It made my head hurt more than anything.

Sod it, I'm off to the pub. I'll have a pint of ale for you x

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