Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do 14:18 - May 14 with 3138 views Illinoisblue 1. Enjoyed working with MS Teams. 2. Bought half a boat 3. Cleaned out my basement to prep for it becoming a man cave
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:21 - May 14 with 1645 viewsSpruceMoose 4. Descend on the state capital armed with a bazooka? Pronouns: He/Him/His.
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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:23 - May 14 with 1630 viewsfooters I started to grow a beard last week but I looked too much like Compo from Last of the Summer Wine, so it all came off this morning. Never again.
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:26 - May 14 with 1610 viewsGirthyguy Get girthy in all the wrong areas.
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:29 - May 14 with 1601 viewsIllinoisblue Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:21 - May 14 by SpruceMoose 4. Descend on the state capital armed with a bazooka?
TWO bazookas and a machine gun, come on, are you for freedom or not ya commie bastard.
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:35 - May 14 with 1574 viewsBrixtonBlue 1. Go for a jog every morning before work. 2. Start drinking wine dead on 5pm.
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:36 - May 14 with 1566 viewsjeera I'm no maritime expert Illers, but I wouldn't risk going out in half a boat mate. Wait until you can afford the other half too before trying it out.
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:36 - May 14 with 1571 viewsDubtractor I wouldn't have realised (for the umpteenth time) that I hate running as I wouldn't have tried running again to keep in shape.
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:38 - May 14 with 1551 viewsBrixtonBlue Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:36 - May 14 by Dubtractor I wouldn't have realised (for the umpteenth time) that I hate running as I wouldn't have tried running again to keep in shape.
I used to hate running but it's much better if you have a park/woods nearby. Road running is proper boring.
Login to get fewer adsThings you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:46 - May 14 with 1513 viewsfooters Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:38 - May 14 by BrixtonBlue I used to hate running but it's much better if you have a park/woods nearby. Road running is proper boring.
Meep meep.
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:54 - May 14 with 1490 viewsfactual_blue 4. Buried some more bodies.
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:05 - May 14 with 1461 viewsKeno Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:54 - May 14 by factual_blue 4. Buried some more bodies.
X, Had a serious kidney infection
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:06 - May 14 with 1460 viewsNewcyBlue Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:36 - May 14 by jeera I'm no maritime expert Illers, but I wouldn't risk going out in half a boat mate. Wait until you can afford the other half too before trying it out.
An old open lifeboat would still float if cut in half. Those are the lifeboats fitted to ships before 1986. After that enclosed lifeboats were fitted.
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:08 - May 14 with 1457 viewsMullet Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:06 - May 14 by NewcyBlue An old open lifeboat would still float if cut in half. Those are the lifeboats fitted to ships before 1986. After that enclosed lifeboats were fitted.
Aren't those called rafts?
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:20 - May 14 with 1422 viewsfactual_blue Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:06 - May 14 by NewcyBlue An old open lifeboat would still float if cut in half. Those are the lifeboats fitted to ships before 1986. After that enclosed lifeboats were fitted.
Surely that depends through which axis you cut it in half?
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:21 - May 14 with 1418 viewsNewcyBlue Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:08 - May 14 by Mullet Aren't those called rafts?
This is an open lifeboat pre 1986 This is a TEMPSC, required from 1986 onwards This a liferaft Which is normally stowed in a canister on deck
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:22 - May 14 with 1416 viewsReuser_is_God Started drinking at home, never done it before except for BBQs etc. Now I'm having 2 or 3 cans a night because I know I'm not going out at the weekend. [Post edited 14 May 2020 15:22]
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:22 - May 14 with 1410 viewsjeera Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:21 - May 14 by NewcyBlue This is an open lifeboat pre 1986 This is a TEMPSC, required from 1986 onwards This a liferaft Which is normally stowed in a canister on deck
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:24 - May 14 with 1408 viewsChutney It was actually pre lockdown but I recently converted my garage to a gym. As we went into lock down I took the opportunity to buy some additional equipment and generally tart it up a bit, thorough clean and a splash of paint and now it actually resembles a gym rather than a garage with a few weights in it. The 6 months I've not been out of the gym has already saved me close to £500 and by the end of the year the equipment will have paid itself back. Been popping in for 20 minutes at lunch and the same after work, and getting out on the bike pre work. After a rough first few weeks of lock down I'm now in as good a shape as I have been for ages. [Post edited 14 May 2020 15:29]
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:25 - May 14 with 1403 viewsfactual_blue Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:05 - May 14 by Keno X, Had a serious kidney infection
Sorry to hear that - hope you're feeling better. I've had a bit of a cold, if that's any consolation
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:30 - May 14 with 1390 viewsfactual_blue Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:21 - May 14 by NewcyBlue This is an open lifeboat pre 1986 This is a TEMPSC, required from 1986 onwards This a liferaft Which is normally stowed in a canister on deck
How on earth do you get into that canister?!!??
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:34 - May 14 with 1381 viewsGeoffSentence Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:21 - May 14 by NewcyBlue This is an open lifeboat pre 1986 This is a TEMPSC, required from 1986 onwards This a liferaft Which is normally stowed in a canister on deck
Number two looks like the sort of thing Captain Phillips was kidnapped in. I have practised dragging and being dragged into number 3 in a pool in Lowestoft.
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:34 - May 14 with 1377 viewsKeno Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:25 - May 14 by factual_blue Sorry to hear that - hope you're feeling better. I've had a bit of a cold, if that's any consolation
Just about, but I never want the feeling of peeing miniature glass shards again Was it a cold or man flu?
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:39 - May 14 with 1367 viewsNewcyBlue Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:34 - May 14 by GeoffSentence Number two looks like the sort of thing Captain Phillips was kidnapped in. I have practised dragging and being dragged into number 3 in a pool in Lowestoft.
Yeah that’s what we have onboard. That Captain Phillips movie had a lot of bollox in it. You’ve done the sea survival course?
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:47 - May 14 with 1342 viewsMullet Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:21 - May 14 by NewcyBlue This is an open lifeboat pre 1986 This is a TEMPSC, required from 1986 onwards This a liferaft Which is normally stowed in a canister on deck
Sorry Birdseye
Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:50 - May 14 with 1330 viewsKeno Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:47 - May 14 by Mullet Sorry Birdseye
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