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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do 14:18 - May 14 with 3719 viewsIllinoisblue

1. Enjoyed working with MS Teams.
2. Bought half a boat
3. Cleaned out my basement to prep for it becoming a man cave

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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:21 - May 14 with 1863 viewsSpruceMoose

4. Descend on the state capital armed with a bazooka?

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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:23 - May 14 with 1848 viewsfooters

I started to grow a beard last week but I looked too much like Compo from Last of the Summer Wine, so it all came off this morning.

Never again.

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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:26 - May 14 with 1828 viewsGirthyguy

Get girthy in all the wrong areas.
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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:29 - May 14 with 1819 viewsIllinoisblue

Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:21 - May 14 by SpruceMoose

4. Descend on the state capital armed with a bazooka?


TWO bazookas and a machine gun, come on, are you for freedom or not ya commie bastard.

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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:35 - May 14 with 1792 viewsBrixtonBlue

1. Go for a jog every morning before work.
2. Start drinking wine dead on 5pm.

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:36 - May 14 with 1784 viewsjeera

I'm no maritime expert Illers, but I wouldn't risk going out in half a boat mate.

Wait until you can afford the other half too before trying it out.

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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:36 - May 14 with 1789 viewsDubtractor

I wouldn't have realised (for the umpteenth time) that I hate running as I wouldn't have tried running again to keep in shape.

I was born underwater, I dried out in the sun. I started humping volcanoes baby, when I was too young.
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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:38 - May 14 with 1769 viewsBrixtonBlue

Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:36 - May 14 by Dubtractor

I wouldn't have realised (for the umpteenth time) that I hate running as I wouldn't have tried running again to keep in shape.


I used to hate running but it's much better if you have a park/woods nearby. Road running is proper boring.

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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:46 - May 14 with 1731 viewsfooters

Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:38 - May 14 by BrixtonBlue

I used to hate running but it's much better if you have a park/woods nearby. Road running is proper boring.


Meep meep.

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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:54 - May 14 with 1708 viewsfactual_blue

4. Buried some more bodies.

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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:05 - May 14 with 1679 viewsKeno

Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:54 - May 14 by factual_blue

4. Buried some more bodies.


X, Had a serious kidney infection

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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:06 - May 14 with 1678 viewsNewcyBlue

Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 14:36 - May 14 by jeera

I'm no maritime expert Illers, but I wouldn't risk going out in half a boat mate.

Wait until you can afford the other half too before trying it out.


An old open lifeboat would still float if cut in half.

Those are the lifeboats fitted to ships before 1986. After that enclosed lifeboats were fitted.

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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:08 - May 14 with 1675 viewsMullet

Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:06 - May 14 by NewcyBlue

An old open lifeboat would still float if cut in half.

Those are the lifeboats fitted to ships before 1986. After that enclosed lifeboats were fitted.


Aren't those called rafts?

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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:20 - May 14 with 1640 viewsfactual_blue

Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:06 - May 14 by NewcyBlue

An old open lifeboat would still float if cut in half.

Those are the lifeboats fitted to ships before 1986. After that enclosed lifeboats were fitted.


Surely that depends through which axis you cut it in half?

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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:21 - May 14 with 1636 viewsNewcyBlue

Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:08 - May 14 by Mullet

Aren't those called rafts?


This is an open lifeboat pre 1986



This is a TEMPSC, required from 1986 onwards



This a liferaft



Which is normally stowed in a canister on deck


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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:22 - May 14 with 1634 viewsReuser_is_God

Started drinking at home, never done it before except for BBQs etc.

Now I'm having 2 or 3 cans a night because I know I'm not going out at the weekend.
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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:22 - May 14 with 1628 viewsjeera

Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:21 - May 14 by NewcyBlue

This is an open lifeboat pre 1986



This is a TEMPSC, required from 1986 onwards



This a liferaft



Which is normally stowed in a canister on deck




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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:24 - May 14 with 1626 viewsChutney

It was actually pre lockdown but I recently converted my garage to a gym. As we went into lock down I took the opportunity to buy some additional equipment and generally tart it up a bit, thorough clean and a splash of paint and now it actually resembles a gym rather than a garage with a few weights in it. The 6 months I've not been out of the gym has already saved me close to £500 and by the end of the year the equipment will have paid itself back. Been popping in for 20 minutes at lunch and the same after work, and getting out on the bike pre work. After a rough first few weeks of lock down I'm now in as good a shape as I have been for ages.
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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:25 - May 14 with 1621 viewsfactual_blue

Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:05 - May 14 by Keno

X, Had a serious kidney infection


Sorry to hear that - hope you're feeling better.

I've had a bit of a cold, if that's any consolation

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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:30 - May 14 with 1608 viewsfactual_blue

Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:21 - May 14 by NewcyBlue

This is an open lifeboat pre 1986



This is a TEMPSC, required from 1986 onwards



This a liferaft



Which is normally stowed in a canister on deck



How on earth do you get into that canister?!!??

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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:34 - May 14 with 1599 viewsGeoffSentence

Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:21 - May 14 by NewcyBlue

This is an open lifeboat pre 1986



This is a TEMPSC, required from 1986 onwards



This a liferaft



Which is normally stowed in a canister on deck



Number two looks like the sort of thing Captain Phillips was kidnapped in.

I have practised dragging and being dragged into number 3 in a pool in Lowestoft.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:34 - May 14 with 1595 viewsKeno

Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:25 - May 14 by factual_blue

Sorry to hear that - hope you're feeling better.

I've had a bit of a cold, if that's any consolation


Just about, but I never want the feeling of peeing miniature glass shards again

Was it a cold or man flu?

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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:39 - May 14 with 1585 viewsNewcyBlue

Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:34 - May 14 by GeoffSentence

Number two looks like the sort of thing Captain Phillips was kidnapped in.

I have practised dragging and being dragged into number 3 in a pool in Lowestoft.


Yeah that’s what we have onboard. That Captain Phillips movie had a lot of bollox in it.

You’ve done the sea survival course?

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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:47 - May 14 with 1560 viewsMullet

Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:21 - May 14 by NewcyBlue

This is an open lifeboat pre 1986



This is a TEMPSC, required from 1986 onwards



This a liferaft



Which is normally stowed in a canister on deck



Sorry Birdseye

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Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:50 - May 14 with 1548 viewsKeno

Things you’ve done in lockdown you didn’t think you would do on 15:47 - May 14 by Mullet

Sorry Birdseye


Newsy always reminds me of


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