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Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby 16:27 - May 31 with 3661 views

Cleaner is very pleased he can return to TWTD to keep things clean once more. For the last few months, Cleaner has been in a never ending holiday in Hemsby largely due to passport control not letting anyone in or out due to some less than clean goings on in the world.

Cleaner would love to share some of cleaner's most beloved holiday snaps from this gorgeous caravan paradise.

Day One
The traffic was fairly clear all the way to the amusements, but the rental car was a bit too small for cleaner. Cleaner's poor little broom and lovely hat got a little bit squashed, but cleaner's spirits did not.

Day Two
One of Cleaner's most hated jobs is cleaning up all the fag butts scattered around the RadioRentals car park every Thursday, so, cleaner could not resist the opportunity to visit Hemsby's finest electronic cigarette emporiums to show Cleaner's appreciation for people keeping it clean

Day Three
Sometimes Cleaner can say more with pictures than words. Cleaner met a lovely lady on the beach, and even though we kept 2m apart, we are going to become married when the world settles and treat ourselves to a luxury canal boat holiday near Daventry.

More to come as Cleaner still needs to get his polaroid developed at Snappy Snaps.

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Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 16:28 - May 31 with 3641 views

SpruceMoose

Has anyone ever told you that you have a passing resemblance to Mr Jeremy Corbyn?

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Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 16:31 - May 31 with 3627 views

cleaner

Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 16:28 - May 31 by SpruceMoose
Has anyone ever told you that you have a passing resemblance to Mr Jeremy Corbyn?

Cleaner doesn't much care for Jeremy. He was once at our chippy, must have been about 1972. He got him self a large plaice and chips with a pickled onion, and dribbled onion juice all the way back to his bedsit near Woolworths.

Very filthy.

Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 16:33 - May 31 with 3619 views

SpruceMoose

Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 16:31 - May 31 by cleaner
Cleaner doesn't much care for Jeremy. He was once at our chippy, must have been about 1972. He got him self a large plaice and chips with a pickled onion, and dribbled onion juice all the way back to his bedsit near Woolworths. Very filthy.

And that's not even the most outlandish fib that I've ever read about him on this forum!

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Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 16:34 - May 31 with 3605 views

Libero

WTF am I reading?

Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 16:42 - May 31 with 3560 views

factual_blue

Hi Blueas

Addendum

[Post edited 31 May 2020 16:50]

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Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 16:44 - May 31 with 3552 views

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Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 16:42 - May 31 by factual_blue
Hi Blueas Addendum [Post edited 31 May 2020 16:50]

Cleaner always said cleaner is as blueas a bottle of Domestos.

Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 16:54 - May 31 with 3527 views

factual_blue

Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 16:33 - May 31 by SpruceMoose
And that's not even the most outlandish fib that I've ever read about him on this forum! [Post edited 31 May 2020 16:35]

Facters says 'people who talk about themselves in the third person aren't right in the head'.

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Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 17:04 - May 31 with 3499 views

Shawsey

Hello Cleaner. glad you had a nice holiday. What is the best way of getting red wine out of my carpet?

Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 17:11 - May 31 with 3489 views

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Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 17:04 - May 31 by Shawsey
Hello Cleaner. glad you had a nice holiday. What is the best way of getting red wine out of my carpet?

Throwing out the tenants and making them pay to replace it!

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Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 17:13 - May 31 with 3481 views

Shawsey

Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 17:11 - May 31 by SpruceMoose
Throwing out the tenants and making them pay to replace it!

Cleaner seems to have gone on his holidays again. Hardly worth the effort of coming on here.

Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 17:14 - May 31 with 3479 views

cleaner

Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 17:04 - May 31 by Shawsey
Hello Cleaner. glad you had a nice holiday. What is the best way of getting red wine out of my carpet?

Please respect the fact that Cleaner is on holiday right now and will not be answering questions about work.

Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 17:37 - May 31 with 3453 views

giant_stow

I love Hemsby too cleaner. Glad you enjoyed your time there. Careful though, leave at dusk.

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Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 17:38 - May 31 with 3447 views

Sarge

Yes! My favourite poster is back!

Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 17:47 - May 31 with 3422 views

Shawsey

Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 17:14 - May 31 by cleaner
Please respect the fact that Cleaner is on holiday right now and will not be answering questions about work.

You said you were glad to be back.

Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 00:47 - Jun 1 with 3261 views

gainsboroughblue

Having not been to Hemsby since a child, I'm delighted to see 'Jacks' is still going.

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Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 16:31 - May 31 by cleaner
Cleaner doesn't much care for Jeremy. He was once at our chippy, must have been about 1972. He got him self a large plaice and chips with a pickled onion, and dribbled onion juice all the way back to his bedsit near Woolworths. Very filthy.

Filthy? Woolworths? I'll have you know my uncle's fancy woman was chief Mrs Mop there for many a good year. Mind you, she was the inspiration for Ronnie Barker's Dirty Gerty from number thirty. Many a pickled onion dribbled in her bedsit, or so I'm led to believe.

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Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 14:01 - Jun 1 with 3064 views

footers

Sounds like a wonderful holiday, Cleaner. Sure many will be following suit and staycationing in the very near future. I have a feeling Hemsby will be a top destination.

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Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 14:04 - Jun 1 with 3054 views

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Cleaner's Holiday in Hemsby on 14:01 - Jun 1 by footers
Sounds like a wonderful holiday, Cleaner. Sure many will be following suit and staycationing in the very near future. I have a feeling Hemsby will be a top destination.

Some would say it is time for a Hi-De-Hi! reboot, with someone like Bradley Walsh in the starring role.

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