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It might have been fooled by the curtains which have a sort of leafy, floral design. It bonked its head on the glass of the door twice, then retired to the fence where it tried to look like nothing had happened.
Do you have a dog? Are you sure the squirrel isn't working those people who pinch dogs and it's now cleverly left a mark on the window (like a chalk mark) to let them know there is a dog here?
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A squirrel tried to break into my house just now on 09:32 - Aug 6 with 3206 views
I'm assuming it was one of those pesky grey squirrels?
Shoot it.....tree rats the lot of them.
Assumption is to make an ass out of you and me.
Those who assume they know you, when they don't are just guessing.
Those who assume and insist they know are daft and in denial.
Those who assume, insist, and deny the truth are plain stupid.
Those who assume, insist, deny the truth and tell YOU they know you (when they don't) have an IQ in the range of 35-49.
A squirrel tried to break into my house just now on 09:46 - Aug 6 by BrixtonBlue
Coming over here, stealing our nuts.
Shocking.
A small calibre round will do, .22 is very effective at short range.
Assumption is to make an ass out of you and me.
Those who assume they know you, when they don't are just guessing.
Those who assume and insist they know are daft and in denial.
Those who assume, insist, and deny the truth are plain stupid.
Those who assume, insist, deny the truth and tell YOU they know you (when they don't) have an IQ in the range of 35-49.
we used to have one living in our roof. Absolute c*** of a lodger, no respect at all. Got the man from the council to shoot at it, hasn't been back since.
A squirrel tried to break into my house just now on 10:26 - Aug 6 by Bluefish
we used to have one living in our roof. Absolute c*** of a lodger, no respect at all. Got the man from the council to shoot at it, hasn't been back since.
Chew through the electrical wiring, if you aren't careful.
A squirrel tried to break into my house just now on 10:35 - Aug 6 by Guthrum
Chew through the electrical wiring, if you aren't careful.
Nah this one was more of a c*** than that, used to go for the deliberately scratching loud in the middle of the night approach, wearing us down gradually. Put a trap up there and the little f***** was too clever. Used to dance through and take the peanut butter sandwiches and have a picnic without setting it off. I equally respected and hated it
A squirrel tried to break into my house just now on 10:50 - Aug 6 by Bluefish
Nah this one was more of a c*** than that, used to go for the deliberately scratching loud in the middle of the night approach, wearing us down gradually. Put a trap up there and the little f***** was too clever. Used to dance through and take the peanut butter sandwiches and have a picnic without setting it off. I equally respected and hated it
This reads like the script for a Warner Brothers cartoon.
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A squirrel tried to break into my house just now on 10:55 - Aug 6 with 3076 views
A squirrel tried to break into my house just now on 09:30 - Aug 6 by BloomBlue
Do you have a dog? Are you sure the squirrel isn't working those people who pinch dogs and it's now cleverly left a mark on the window (like a chalk mark) to let them know there is a dog here?
A squirrel tried to break into my house just now on 09:45 - Aug 6 by hampstead_blue
I'm assuming it was one of those pesky grey squirrels?
Shoot it.....tree rats the lot of them.
It was, there are none of the nice fluffy red ones round here.
Shooting it is not an option, don't have a gun. don't have a licence and would have been shooting at the boundary with my neighbour, which would have endangered the bouncy castle.
A squirrel tried to break into my house just now on 10:50 - Aug 6 by Bluefish
Nah this one was more of a c*** than that, used to go for the deliberately scratching loud in the middle of the night approach, wearing us down gradually. Put a trap up there and the little f***** was too clever. Used to dance through and take the peanut butter sandwiches and have a picnic without setting it off. I equally respected and hated it
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A squirrel tried to break into my house just now on 13:05 - Aug 6 with 2922 views
A squirrel tried to break into my house just now on 10:50 - Aug 6 by Bluefish
Nah this one was more of a c*** than that, used to go for the deliberately scratching loud in the middle of the night approach, wearing us down gradually. Put a trap up there and the little f***** was too clever. Used to dance through and take the peanut butter sandwiches and have a picnic without setting it off. I equally respected and hated it
I bet he drinks Carling Black Label.
# WE ARE STEALING THE FUTURE FROM OUR CHILDREN --- WE MUST CHANGE COURSE #
A squirrel tried to break into my house just now on 12:03 - Aug 6 by Swansea_Blue
Worst joke ever. There wasn't even a punchline
Not a joke, it really happened. Well he bonked his head on my backdoor twice, it is what drew my attention but what his motivation was I can't be entirely sure, he might not have been trying to break in, he might have just fancied banging his head on my door.*
*It could have been a she or indeterminate gender but it is traditional when the gender of a squirrel is not known to refer to it as 'he'.
A squirrel tried to break into my house just now on 14:14 - Aug 6 by GeoffSentence
Not a joke, it really happened. Well he bonked his head on my backdoor twice, it is what drew my attention but what his motivation was I can't be entirely sure, he might not have been trying to break in, he might have just fancied banging his head on my door.*
*It could have been a she or indeterminate gender but it is traditional when the gender of a squirrel is not known to refer to it as 'he'.
One day, when I lived in Chevington, there was a knock at my front door.
I went and opened the door and there was a sheep standing there looking at me.
A squirrel tried to break into my house just now on 15:48 - Aug 6 by WeWereZombies
The service you get when you ring those numbers in the back pages of magazines is quite amazing nowadays, isn't it?
They can be very prompt indeed.
But this one I hadn't even ordered.
It was an escapee of course, from a farm not too far away, but it was the way it had tapped at the door a couple of times, I honestly expected a person to be standing there.
It just kept looking at me expecting me to do something and it was quite unnerving.
A squirrel tried to break into my house just now on 15:54 - Aug 6 by jeera
They can be very prompt indeed.
But this one I hadn't even ordered.
It was an escapee of course, from a farm not too far away, but it was the way it had tapped at the door a couple of times, I honestly expected a person to be standing there.
It just kept looking at me expecting me to do something and it was quite unnerving.
When I lived in Weeting I went to a talk at the Village Hall given by a guy who had just retired after sixty years or something as a shepherd, could not persuade my kids to go. After I had experienced two hours of slides showing all the stupid body mangling accidents and withering diseases that sheep subject themselves to I was quite relieved that my kids had passed up the opportunity for extra-curricular education.
A squirrel tried to break into my house just now on 14:14 - Aug 6 by GeoffSentence
Not a joke, it really happened. Well he bonked his head on my backdoor twice, it is what drew my attention but what his motivation was I can't be entirely sure, he might not have been trying to break in, he might have just fancied banging his head on my door.*
*It could have been a she or indeterminate gender but it is traditional when the gender of a squirrel is not known to refer to it as 'he'.
Starting off like that, it should have been a joke. But you've recovered well with a good euphemism.
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