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One of my neighbours reported me to the RSPCA for killing a pigeon.
I didn't kill a pigeon by the way, in case anyone is concerned, but I have been shooting dried chickpeas at them with a slingshot to encourage the little blighters to move off my house. I am more likely to be feeding them than killing them, it is actually pretty difficult to hit them, I've never managed it yet.
The wildlife crimes police officer seemed perfectly satisfied.
I cant understand why someone would tell porky pies to the authorities like that though.
I've just had a run in with the old bill! on 11:39 - Oct 2 by hampstead_blue
Good idea, slingshot with chickpeas. Will you have pea plants next spring?
Seems like a right plonker to dob you in for that. Put some wet bread on his car roof and watch them poo all over it......that will change his tune....(wet bread sticks btw, I learned that from our builders)
'(wet bread sticks btw, I learned that from our builders) '
Might I ask you to clarify whether you mean that wet bread has an adhesive quality, or are you correcting your recommendation for a suitable substance from 'bread' to 'breadsticks'.
I am aware of the old adage that people in glasshouses should not throw stones, but may I just say that I consider you to be a somewhat peculiar correspondent. I cannot see how you can imagine that the placing of any form of foodstuff would induce your neighbour to defecate on their own car roof, or indeed why this would be seen as a desirable outcome. I ride a moped so the issue is in fact of limited importance to me.
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I've just had a run in with the old bill! on 16:44 - Oct 2 with 1302 views
I've just had a run in with the old bill! on 18:06 - Oct 2 by Ace_High1
It happens!
Last year had the police knock on my door after a neighbour reported me for killing starlings!
You're a b*stard too eh? I never knew we had so many torturers of innocent animals on here. Oh well, If you can't beat them and all that...I'm off to kick a puppy.
I've just had a run in with the old bill! on 18:21 - Oct 2 by Swansea_Blue
You're a b*stard too eh? I never knew we had so many torturers of innocent animals on here. Oh well, If you can't beat them and all that...I'm off to kick a puppy.
I've just had a run in with the old bill! on 13:59 - Oct 2 by AlanRetentive
'(wet bread sticks btw, I learned that from our builders) '
Might I ask you to clarify whether you mean that wet bread has an adhesive quality, or are you correcting your recommendation for a suitable substance from 'bread' to 'breadsticks'.
I am aware of the old adage that people in glasshouses should not throw stones, but may I just say that I consider you to be a somewhat peculiar correspondent. I cannot see how you can imagine that the placing of any form of foodstuff would induce your neighbour to defecate on their own car roof, or indeed why this would be seen as a desirable outcome. I ride a moped so the issue is in fact of limited importance to me.
I must confess that I wouldn't defecate on my roof. I would however make best use of the free food and ensure it is salvaged and used in a bread pudding.
Wet to ensure adhesion to said roof attracting said birds who would after eating and pecking it, have a jolly good poo.
Wet bread sticks could be used to maybe spell a message......"Pigeon cafe"......or "gotcha"....."poo here".......
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Assumption is to make an ass out of you and me.
Those who assume they know you, when they don't are just guessing.
Those who assume and insist they know are daft and in denial.
Those who assume, insist, and deny the truth are plain stupid.
Those who assume, insist, deny the truth and tell YOU they know you (when they don't) have an IQ in the range of 35-49.
Our cat would have been bang-up for his kills this year. He came in with a swift the other day. Can't believe it.
Loves an egg as well. Eats the whole lot.
Assumption is to make an ass out of you and me.
Those who assume they know you, when they don't are just guessing.
Those who assume and insist they know are daft and in denial.
Those who assume, insist, and deny the truth are plain stupid.
Those who assume, insist, deny the truth and tell YOU they know you (when they don't) have an IQ in the range of 35-49.
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