Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen†today 11:27 - Dec 7 with 3545 views | Parky | A Twitter account designated to ‘Lambert Out’ claims to have inside information at the club is claiming: “We’ve heard it’s a rather jovial, happy training ground this morning. However, Paul Lambert has been nowhere to be seen” Apologies, I have no idea how to get the link to work on here. I’m 99.99999% sure this is absolutely BS or he’s on a day off, but a little bit of hope on a Monday morning never hurt anybody, right? [Post edited 7 Dec 2020 11:27]
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Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 11:30 - Dec 7 with 2687 views | SitfcB | Probably all got a day off, especially as we have no mid-week game, Stuart Taylor put on Instagram on Saturday evening he was driving home to Scotland, that’s a long Ole’ poke. |  |
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Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 11:30 - Dec 7 with 2671 views | Swansea_Blue | He'll be hiding from the media with Old Git in the Roy Keane Memorial Bushes. |  |
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Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 11:35 - Dec 7 with 2623 views | BehindBlueEyes | Nah, he'll be in the office vetting who the fans are who are going to be allowed in. Portsmouth is released this afternoon isn't it? No, he's on TWTD, nope so's she.... |  |
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Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 11:38 - Dec 7 with 2592 views | Parky |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 11:30 - Dec 7 by SitfcB | Probably all got a day off, especially as we have no mid-week game, Stuart Taylor put on Instagram on Saturday evening he was driving home to Scotland, that’s a long Ole’ poke. |
Thanks buh, makes sense. FOPRP. |  | |  |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 11:38 - Dec 7 with 2600 views | clive_baker | I particularly enjoyed the 'we've heard' in an attempt to sound like a more professional set up, rather than some chump on his phone tweeting utter b0llocks. |  |
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Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 11:38 - Dec 7 with 2594 views | NotMarcusEvans | Paul and the rest of the team have been given some much needed time off after masterminding the 2-1 victory against a very good Plymouth side with ten men. This is promotion form and I for one am very pleased to see an exciting brand of attacking football being developed at ITFC. |  | |  |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 11:39 - Dec 7 with 2579 views | Parky |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 11:38 - Dec 7 by clive_baker | I particularly enjoyed the 'we've heard' in an attempt to sound like a more professional set up, rather than some chump on his phone tweeting utter b0llocks. |
I just stumbled across the texts claiming to be from somebody inside the club leaking the information. Genuinely quite laughable. |  | |  |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 11:45 - Dec 7 with 2473 views | itfcjoe |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 11:30 - Dec 7 by SitfcB | Probably all got a day off, especially as we have no mid-week game, Stuart Taylor put on Instagram on Saturday evening he was driving home to Scotland, that’s a long Ole’ poke. |
I think Taylor was talking about the journey from Plymouth to Ipswich |  |
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Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 11:51 - Dec 7 with 2400 views | Keno |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 11:45 - Dec 7 by itfcjoe | I think Taylor was talking about the journey from Plymouth to Ipswich |
I can just see PRP and Lambo in their Ford Capri signing the old Chris Rea classic 'Driving home to Sotland' |  |
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Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 11:54 - Dec 7 with 2341 views | SitfcB |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 11:45 - Dec 7 by itfcjoe | I think Taylor was talking about the journey from Plymouth to Ipswich |
Plymouth to Ipswich isn’t 485 miles! Unless he went the long way round ha. |  |
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Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:05 - Dec 7 with 2273 views | itfcjoe |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 11:54 - Dec 7 by SitfcB | Plymouth to Ipswich isn’t 485 miles! Unless he went the long way round ha. |
He'd have usrely travelled down with the team though so wouldn't have had a car? But wouldn't be surprised if they all have a day or two off as first (and only) midweek break for a while |  |
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Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:10 - Dec 7 with 2218 views | SitfcB |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:05 - Dec 7 by itfcjoe | He'd have usrely travelled down with the team though so wouldn't have had a car? But wouldn't be surprised if they all have a day or two off as first (and only) midweek break for a while |
I read that the media boys went down on the team coach so made me think there must’ve been some space? Taylor’s Insta caption says.. “Here we go. Plymouth to home 485 miles. The longest trip ever...listening to Amy Macdonald will make it go in quicker though 🚗 ðŸ´ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó ´ó ¿ 😄ðŸ‘🻓 Then there’s all LAMBERT OUT comments etc and another one saying do you ever reply to comments on here? And he’s replied saying “only the sensible ones 😉 ðŸ‘🻓 |  |
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Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:14 - Dec 7 with 2175 views | SpruceMoose |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:10 - Dec 7 by SitfcB | I read that the media boys went down on the team coach so made me think there must’ve been some space? Taylor’s Insta caption says.. “Here we go. Plymouth to home 485 miles. The longest trip ever...listening to Amy Macdonald will make it go in quicker though 🚗 ðŸ´ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó ´ó ¿ 😄ðŸ‘🻓 Then there’s all LAMBERT OUT comments etc and another one saying do you ever reply to comments on here? And he’s replied saying “only the sensible ones 😉 ðŸ‘🻓 |
Pah. I've driven 500 miles for a burger here. |  |
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Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:15 - Dec 7 with 2167 views | SitfcB |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:14 - Dec 7 by SpruceMoose | Pah. I've driven 500 miles for a burger here. |
I’d walk 500 more. |  |
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Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:16 - Dec 7 with 2171 views | PhilTWTD |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:10 - Dec 7 by SitfcB | I read that the media boys went down on the team coach so made me think there must’ve been some space? Taylor’s Insta caption says.. “Here we go. Plymouth to home 485 miles. The longest trip ever...listening to Amy Macdonald will make it go in quicker though 🚗 ðŸ´ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó ´ó ¿ 😄ðŸ‘🻓 Then there’s all LAMBERT OUT comments etc and another one saying do you ever reply to comments on here? And he’s replied saying “only the sensible ones 😉 ðŸ‘🻓 |
Were two coaches apparently to allow social distancing. Not uncommon for PL and ST to go back to Scotland after matches, although usually from those in the north. I know in the past players' or staff members' cars have been driven to games by someone else so they can drive home afterwards. |  | |  |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:16 - Dec 7 with 2159 views | Keno |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 11:54 - Dec 7 by SitfcB | Plymouth to Ipswich isn’t 485 miles! Unless he went the long way round ha. |
If they were true Scots surely they'd walk that? |  |
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Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:19 - Dec 7 with 2139 views | Herbivore | Sounds legit. |  |
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Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:21 - Dec 7 with 2128 views | cleaner |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 11:38 - Dec 7 by NotMarcusEvans | Paul and the rest of the team have been given some much needed time off after masterminding the 2-1 victory against a very good Plymouth side with ten men. This is promotion form and I for one am very pleased to see an exciting brand of attacking football being developed at ITFC. |
Hello Boss. Cleaner would like to know if Cleaner is going to be coming back to Portman Road for custodial duties once the gates are reopened. Times are tough and cleaner is down to his last set of broom bristles. Cleaner has been happy to volunteer to keep the Blue Action banners nice and polished but Cleaner fears he will not be able to afford his holiday to Hemsby next year. DM cleaner hun x |  | |  |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:26 - Dec 7 with 2083 views | Ewan_Oozami |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:16 - Dec 7 by Keno | If they were true Scots surely they'd walk that? |
They'd be 15 miles short... |  |
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Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:27 - Dec 7 with 2068 views | NotMarcusEvans |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:21 - Dec 7 by cleaner | Hello Boss. Cleaner would like to know if Cleaner is going to be coming back to Portman Road for custodial duties once the gates are reopened. Times are tough and cleaner is down to his last set of broom bristles. Cleaner has been happy to volunteer to keep the Blue Action banners nice and polished but Cleaner fears he will not be able to afford his holiday to Hemsby next year. DM cleaner hun x |
You have been relieved of your duties due to your over buffing of surfaces. We have had to replace some flooring and surfaces thanks to your overzealous cleaning, Cleaner. How you buy your Dettol and caravan holiday in Hemsby is not my concern. [Post edited 7 Dec 2020 12:36]
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Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:34 - Dec 7 with 1971 views | SpruceMoose |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:27 - Dec 7 by NotMarcusEvans | You have been relieved of your duties due to your over buffing of surfaces. We have had to replace some flooring and surfaces thanks to your overzealous cleaning, Cleaner. How you buy your Dettol and caravan holiday in Hemsby is not my concern. [Post edited 7 Dec 2020 12:36]
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Wow. Shame you don't sack Lambert for being rubbish at his job too. |  |
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Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:37 - Dec 7 with 1938 views | NotMarcusEvans |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:34 - Dec 7 by SpruceMoose | Wow. Shame you don't sack Lambert for being rubbish at his job too. |
Paul Lambert hasn't worn out any worktops yet as far as I know. He doesn't smell of bleach either. When you protest types can show me that he has then maybe I'll change my mind. Ball's in your court. |  | |  |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:48 - Dec 7 with 1833 views | cleaner |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:27 - Dec 7 by NotMarcusEvans | You have been relieved of your duties due to your over buffing of surfaces. We have had to replace some flooring and surfaces thanks to your overzealous cleaning, Cleaner. How you buy your Dettol and caravan holiday in Hemsby is not my concern. [Post edited 7 Dec 2020 12:36]
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Cleaner implores you to reconsider Mr Evans. Tiny Tina needs surgery this Christmas and Cleaner can not afford to cover the costs. Cleaner could make it work on two shillings less per week. Cleaner loves Tiny Tina, she is so much more effective than those fancy Vax contraptions the kids are into. Please sir, Tiny Tina is Cleaner's best mop. |  | |  |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 13:10 - Dec 7 with 1675 views | MonkeyAlan |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 12:16 - Dec 7 by PhilTWTD | Were two coaches apparently to allow social distancing. Not uncommon for PL and ST to go back to Scotland after matches, although usually from those in the north. I know in the past players' or staff members' cars have been driven to games by someone else so they can drive home afterwards. |
I thought PL lived in the Midlands? |  | |  |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 13:16 - Dec 7 with 1617 views | itfcjoe |
Twitter account claiming Lambert “nowhere to be seen” today on 13:10 - Dec 7 by MonkeyAlan | I thought PL lived in the Midlands? |
He has relocated to Suffolk now |  |
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