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What is the... randiest profession? 13:36 - Jan 2 with 4705 viewsfooters

And why is milkman still number one? I don't know many other jobs where being all sexed up is a prerequisite but milkpeople are still getting it most mornings, despite their dwindling number.


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What is the... randiest profession? on 14:32 - Jan 2 with 1490 viewsHerbivore

What is the... randiest profession? on 14:05 - Jan 2 by footers

There was a good documentary about the people who clean London's sewers. I think that might be up there.

The more jobs I think of, the more randy ones keep popping up though. It's probably easier to think of jobs that aren't randy than ones that are.

We're this far in and the humble teacher hasn't even been mentioned.


They spend all day rooting around the dirt pipe, mate. They're as filthy as they come.
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What is the... randiest profession? on 14:33 - Jan 2 with 1487 viewsOldsmoker

What is the... randiest profession? on 13:42 - Jan 2 by footers

Very true, but we're talking about mere mortals here. Sex workers also don't count.


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What is the... randiest profession? on 14:35 - Jan 2 with 1484 viewsfooters

What is the... randiest profession? on 14:32 - Jan 2 by Herbivore

They spend all day rooting around the dirt pipe, mate. They're as filthy as they come.
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This is a nightmare. It seems that pretty much every job is randy... Actually, I might make a case for accountant. That's not sexy at all. Unless you're looking for a loophole to exploit...

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What is the... randiest profession? on 14:35 - Jan 2 with 1482 viewsAce_High1

What is the... randiest profession? on 14:19 - Jan 2 by J2BLUE

Some company in Ipswich have a black cab with Fake Taxi in yellow written on it. I was going for a drive through coffee with my mum* and nearly said "look Fake Taxi!". Thankfully I caught myself just in time, saving myself an awkward moment having to talk my way out of that one.

*Back in the carefree days of tier 1


Maybe it was the original one and they were shooting in Ipswich and you missed your big career break J2!???
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What is the... randiest profession? on 14:36 - Jan 2 with 1477 viewsfooters

What is the... randiest profession? on 14:35 - Jan 2 by Ace_High1

Maybe it was the original one and they were shooting in Ipswich and you missed your big career break J2!???


Poor J2 is stranded and lost his wallet. What's a boy to do?!

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What is the... randiest profession? on 14:38 - Jan 2 with 1471 viewsNthQldITFC

What is the... randiest profession? on 14:35 - Jan 2 by footers

This is a nightmare. It seems that pretty much every job is randy... Actually, I might make a case for accountant. That's not sexy at all. Unless you're looking for a loophole to exploit...


In terms of figures, a decent accountant will be able to present you with a good solid column, I would say.

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What is the... randiest profession? on 14:41 - Jan 2 with 1464 viewsHerbivore

What is the... randiest profession? on 14:35 - Jan 2 by footers

This is a nightmare. It seems that pretty much every job is randy... Actually, I might make a case for accountant. That's not sexy at all. Unless you're looking for a loophole to exploit...


They are also incredibly anal.

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What is the... randiest profession? on 14:43 - Jan 2 with 1459 viewsfooters

What is the... randiest profession? on 14:41 - Jan 2 by Herbivore

They are also incredibly anal.


What about the people who piss about with wires inside those green boxes on the street? That doesn't look sexy, and it might make your internet go down, which also isn't sexy. And they do it in the rain sometimes too.

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What is the... randiest profession? on 14:44 - Jan 2 with 1453 viewsJ2BLUE

What is the... randiest profession? on 14:36 - Jan 2 by footers

Poor J2 is stranded and lost his wallet. What's a boy to do?!


Use apple pay on my phone.

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What is the... randiest profession? on 14:45 - Jan 2 with 1452 viewsKeno

What is the... randiest profession? on 14:27 - Jan 2 by footers

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What is the... randiest profession? on 14:46 - Jan 2 with 1453 viewswkj

Being a fluffier for all the folks in the front row of the countdown opening credits (Vordaman years, naturally)

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What is the... randiest profession? on 14:49 - Jan 2 with 1444 viewshoppy

What is the... randiest profession? on 14:35 - Jan 2 by footers

This is a nightmare. It seems that pretty much every job is randy... Actually, I might make a case for accountant. That's not sexy at all. Unless you're looking for a loophole to exploit...


You might be unassuming and all of a sudden they fancy a bit of Quickbooks action...

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What is the... randiest profession? on 14:51 - Jan 2 with 1437 viewsfooters

What is the... randiest profession? on 14:49 - Jan 2 by hoppy

You might be unassuming and all of a sudden they fancy a bit of Quickbooks action...


And they know plenty of ways to give you tax relief...

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What is the... randiest profession? on 14:51 - Jan 2 with 1432 viewshoppy

What is the... randiest profession? on 14:51 - Jan 2 by footers

And they know plenty of ways to give you tax relief...


They love to use a good spreadsheet too...

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What is the... randiest profession? on 14:52 - Jan 2 with 1432 viewsfooters

What is the... randiest profession? on 14:46 - Jan 2 by wkj

Being a fluffier for all the folks in the front row of the countdown opening credits (Vordaman years, naturally)


Susie Dent makes me very randy. I wouldn't mind her showing me a dipthong or two.

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What is the... randiest profession? on 14:52 - Jan 2 with 1429 viewsKeno

What is the... randiest profession? on 14:51 - Jan 2 by footers

And they know plenty of ways to give you tax relief...


and lets not forget they use the double entry method
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What is the... randiest profession? on 14:54 - Jan 2 with 1421 viewsKeno

What is the... randiest profession? on 14:52 - Jan 2 by footers

Susie Dent makes me very randy. I wouldn't mind her showing me a dipthong or two.


Susie Dent and Rachel Riley

what a way to spend an afternoon

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What is the... randiest profession? on 14:55 - Jan 2 with 1415 viewshoppy

What is the... randiest profession? on 14:54 - Jan 2 by Keno

Susie Dent and Rachel Riley

what a way to spend an afternoon


Would give you quite a conundrum tho.

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What is the... randiest profession? on 15:02 - Jan 2 with 1402 viewsKeno

What is the... randiest profession? on 14:55 - Jan 2 by hoppy

Would give you quite a conundrum tho.


you like whether you would do a number or a word game?

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What is the... randiest profession? on 15:06 - Jan 2 with 1394 viewshoppy

What is the... randiest profession? on 15:02 - Jan 2 by Keno

you like whether you would do a number or a word game?


How many from the top and how many from the bottom...

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What is the... randiest profession? on 15:07 - Jan 2 with 1392 viewsHerbivore

What is the... randiest profession? on 15:02 - Jan 2 by Keno

you like whether you would do a number or a word game?


Think I'd probably just bang them, mate.

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What is the... randiest profession? on 15:11 - Jan 2 with 1387 viewsfooters

What is the... randiest profession? on 15:07 - Jan 2 by Herbivore

Think I'd probably just bang them, mate.


You leave Susie alone!


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What is the... randiest profession? on 15:11 - Jan 2 with 1386 viewsKeno

What is the... randiest profession? on 15:07 - Jan 2 by Herbivore

Think I'd probably just bang them, mate.


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What is the... randiest profession? on 15:29 - Jan 2 with 1373 viewsDubtractor

I read this as raddest profession and was going to say professional skate boarder.

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What is the... randiest profession? on 15:32 - Jan 2 with 1369 viewsHerbivore

What is the... randiest profession? on 15:11 - Jan 2 by Keno

In my dreams Herby, in my dreams


You dream about me banging Rachel Riley and Susie Dent? Fair play.

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