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What is the... randiest profession? 13:36 - Jan 2 with 5557 viewsfooters

And why is milkman still number one? I don't know many other jobs where being all sexed up is a prerequisite but milkpeople are still getting it most mornings, despite their dwindling number.


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What is the... randiest profession? on 15:37 - Jan 2 with 1067 viewsbritbiker

What is the... randiest profession? on 14:55 - Jan 2 by hoppy

Would give you quite a conundrum tho.


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What is the... randiest profession? on 15:38 - Jan 2 with 1069 viewsfooters

What is the... randiest profession? on 15:29 - Jan 2 by Dubtractor

I read this as raddest profession and was going to say professional skate boarder.


I don't really do the Twitter, but big shout out to Tony Hawk and his ongoing existential nightmare.

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What is the... randiest profession? on 15:48 - Jan 2 with 1042 viewswkj

What is the... randiest profession? on 15:38 - Jan 2 by footers

I don't really do the Twitter, but big shout out to Tony Hawk and his ongoing existential nightmare.


Has he wrapped around to Mel Gibson levels of MLC?

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What is the... randiest profession? on 16:01 - Jan 2 with 1026 viewsKeno

What is the... randiest profession? on 15:37 - Jan 2 by britbiker

Rumour has it Susie likes a big dic tionary.


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What is the... randiest profession? on 16:05 - Jan 2 with 1023 viewshoppy

What is the... randiest profession? on 16:01 - Jan 2 by Keno

and she says there is nothing like a good rogetting


Quite the exhibitionist too... always asking whether they-saw-us.

I think she's a bit of a lick the finger to turn the page sort too, isn't she?

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What is the... randiest profession? on 16:16 - Jan 2 with 1017 viewsNthQldITFC

What is the... randiest profession? on 15:37 - Jan 2 by britbiker

Rumour has it Susie likes a big dic tionary.


I always thought she was a lexicographer.

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What is the... randiest profession? on 17:39 - Jan 2 with 971 viewsSwansea_Blue

What is the... randiest profession? on 14:35 - Jan 2 by footers

This is a nightmare. It seems that pretty much every job is randy... Actually, I might make a case for accountant. That's not sexy at all. Unless you're looking for a loophole to exploit...


Chicken plucker can't be, despite the opportunities for a bit of rhyming slang. It must be a fowl job (badum tish).

Ah, but then they get their hands on some plump birds all day, so maybe it is a randy job after all

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What is the... randiest profession? on 17:43 - Jan 2 with 968 viewshoppy

What is the... randiest profession? on 17:39 - Jan 2 by Swansea_Blue

Chicken plucker can't be, despite the opportunities for a bit of rhyming slang. It must be a fowl job (badum tish).

Ah, but then they get their hands on some plump birds all day, so maybe it is a randy job after all


They probably also know the answer to the old question of which came first...

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What is the... randiest profession? on 17:54 - Jan 2 with 955 viewsHerbivore

What is the... randiest profession? on 17:39 - Jan 2 by Swansea_Blue

Chicken plucker can't be, despite the opportunities for a bit of rhyming slang. It must be a fowl job (badum tish).

Ah, but then they get their hands on some plump birds all day, so maybe it is a randy job after all


They do get them warmed up for a good stuffing.

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What is the... randiest profession? on 18:12 - Jan 2 with 943 viewsSpruceMoose

What is the... randiest profession? on 15:48 - Jan 2 by wkj

Has he wrapped around to Mel Gibson levels of MLC?

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Could have picked a more flattering photo...


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What is the... randiest profession? on 19:09 - Jan 2 with 905 viewsSwansea_Blue

What is the... randiest profession? on 17:43 - Jan 2 by hoppy

They probably also know the answer to the old question of which came first...


Skuse's next goal or a competent display from a Lambert ITFC side?


Yes, that's always a tough one to answer.

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What is the... randiest profession? on 21:53 - Jan 2 with 871 viewsjontysnut

The BBC used to ban jokes about commercial travellers.
Catholic priests?
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What is the... randiest profession? on 18:39 - Jan 3 with 776 viewsArnoldMoorhen

What is the... randiest profession? on 14:35 - Jan 2 by footers

This is a nightmare. It seems that pretty much every job is randy... Actually, I might make a case for accountant. That's not sexy at all. Unless you're looking for a loophole to exploit...


Accountants? They make you squeal with Deloitte and Touche you in all the right places.

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What is the... randiest profession? on 19:51 - Jan 3 with 756 viewsMelford

Chefs

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