| We must be kind and help others to integrate. 10:47 - Jun 22 with 1475 views | TheReverendSpooner |
A young lady has taken a room in the splendid Tudor cottage next-door to the Vicarage; a rather well-built example.
She is having some trouble integrating with the other women in the residence, and of particular difficulty at the moment is the ridicule being shown to her with regard to the manner and style of the clothing which she hangs out to dry on the washing line.
Her old-fashioned nightdress is being lampooned mercilessly today, so I intend to go around there forthwith and hope to have it out with her nightie mockers in the hope that I may bring them around to my standpoint. |  |
| There veritably is only one Sticky Mockwell, don't you know. |
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| Oh I get it..... on 10:51 - Jun 22 with 1430 views | Bloots |
...Mighty Knockers.
Nice one, Sid James. |  |
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| We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:27 - Jun 22 with 1358 views | GavTWTD |
Blimey. |  |
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| We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:34 - Jun 22 with 1325 views | Ewan_Oozami |
Reminds me of the lady who had huge feet and could only wear large suede and wool boots..
She was well-known for her ginormous Uggs... |  |
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| We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:37 - Jun 22 with 1308 views | You_Bloo_Right |
Isn't she the lady who is something of a keen horse woman? I heard she's off to see a trainer who's offered her the chance of a couple of races he wants her to contest. Apparently she's quite excited, as he's prepared to drop his jockeys to enter her at Newmarket. |  |
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| We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:38 - Jun 22 with 1310 views | ArnoldMoorhen |
I know her well, Reverend. She tells me she that she first visited the area because she had heard tell of your impressive organ which you play nightly with both hands and both feet.
Obviously the pandemic has restricted her opportunities to attend in person, but she was so pleased when your performances resumed last month, and she gave you a big hand to reward your passionate playing.
She left fully satisfied, and after all of the disappointments of the past year, she was pleased to have a lucky May! |  | | |
| We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:40 - Jun 22 with 1285 views | Keno |
Is her name Samantha? |  |
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| We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:47 - Jun 22 with 1252 views | ArnoldMoorhen |
| We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:27 - Jun 22 by GavTWTD |
Blimey. |
Have you never come across the Reverend before?
He has a certain way with words. | | | |
| We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:50 - Jun 22 with 1239 views | hype313 |
| We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:47 - Jun 22 by ArnoldMoorhen |
Have you never come across the Reverend before?
He has a certain way with words. |
That first sentence could be used in other terms... |  |
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| We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:56 - Jun 22 with 1224 views | TheReverendSpooner |
| We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:37 - Jun 22 by You_Bloo_Right |
Isn't she the lady who is something of a keen horse woman? I heard she's off to see a trainer who's offered her the chance of a couple of races he wants her to contest. Apparently she's quite excited, as he's prepared to drop his jockeys to enter her at Newmarket. |
It may indeed be the same lady. She had a promising horse once, a lively filly, who somewhat lost her verve as she developed. Now all she has is a passive mare. | |
| There veritably is only one Sticky Mockwell, don't you know. |
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| We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 12:01 - Jun 22 with 1196 views | unstableblue |
I'm liking your style
Do you do match reports? as well as weddings, baptisms, funerals, fetes |  |
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| We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 12:12 - Jun 22 with 1156 views | jaykay |
| We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:47 - Jun 22 by ArnoldMoorhen |
Have you never come across the Reverend before?
He has a certain way with words. |
he's certainly up there with hot shot hammish |  |
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| phwooooaarr (n/t) on 12:13 - Jun 22 with 1150 views | unstableblue |
| We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 11:38 - Jun 22 by ArnoldMoorhen |
I know her well, Reverend. She tells me she that she first visited the area because she had heard tell of your impressive organ which you play nightly with both hands and both feet.
Obviously the pandemic has restricted her opportunities to attend in person, but she was so pleased when your performances resumed last month, and she gave you a big hand to reward your passionate playing.
She left fully satisfied, and after all of the disappointments of the past year, she was pleased to have a lucky May! |
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| We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 12:48 - Jun 22 with 1084 views | lightuser |
Dear Reverend Spooner,
I am so glad to hear that you are enjoying you time in our fine and sturdily built vicarage. After all, we have an enviable reputation for the standard of our accomodation.
I am also delighted to see your willingness to fully engage with members of your flock and helping them out of whatever distressed circumstances they may find themselves.
Keep up the good work and do not hesitate to call upon my services if you think any of your flock are ready for their next step up the ladder !!
The Right Reverend S. O. D'Omy | | | |
| We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 13:33 - Jun 22 with 981 views | ghostofescobar |
Infamy, infamy.....they've all got it in for me. |  |
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| We must be kind and help others to integrate. on 14:12 - Jun 22 with 929 views | Eireannach_gorm |
A tad male. |  | | |
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