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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... 16:49 - Mar 23 with 2962 viewsKeno


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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 16:51 - Mar 23 with 2425 viewsBlueBadger

'I sure hope he's not proposing doing anything nice for foreigners'.

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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 16:53 - Mar 23 with 2415 viewsjeera

"I wonder how long it took for those kittens to drown".
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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 17:00 - Mar 23 with 2369 viewsbluelagos

"When do you use apostrophes?"

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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 17:05 - Mar 23 with 2334 viewsXYZ

"oooh, I'll save eleventy hundred on NICs and fivety hundred on tax, that makes .... thirty seventy thousand."

"World beating maths, Pritster. It's the EU's fault. It's Corbyn's fault. I'm like Zelinsky."
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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 17:07 - Mar 23 with 2330 viewsSwansea_Blue

"Shall we flay them first, or bamboo sticks under the fingernails and then flay?".

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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 17:07 - Mar 23 with 2331 viewsfooters

'I'd like to deport him, but his wife is awfully rich. Hmmm.'

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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 17:10 - Mar 23 with 2292 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

"Hmmmm, Keno or Footers tonight?"

Or

"Their's something about Keir." (Boris doesn't like it.)
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"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 17:14 - Mar 23 with 2292 viewsSeablu

So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 17:10 - Mar 23 by BanksterDebtSlave

"Hmmmm, Keno or Footers tonight?"

Or

"Their's something about Keir." (Boris doesn't like it.)
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‘And have I got any fava beans to go with their livers…’
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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 17:15 - Mar 23 with 2286 viewsSwansea_Blue

So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 17:10 - Mar 23 by BanksterDebtSlave

"Hmmmm, Keno or Footers tonight?"

Or

"Their's something about Keir." (Boris doesn't like it.)
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"But then why should I choose? I'll eat both their livers, with some fava beans and a nice Chianti".

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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 17:15 - Mar 23 with 2281 viewsSwansea_Blue

So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 17:14 - Mar 23 by Seablu

‘And have I got any fava beans to go with their livers…’


Oh bog off. At least I got the chianti!

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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 17:28 - Mar 23 with 2231 viewseireblue

“Must look intelligent, must look intelligent, must look intelligent, oh crap forgot, breathe in, then out, okay, what was I doing…”
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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 17:35 - Mar 23 with 2210 viewsKeno

So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 17:00 - Mar 23 by bluelagos

"When do you use apostrophes?"


should that be "When do you use apostrophe's?"

asking for a friend obviously

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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 17:36 - Mar 23 with 2212 viewsSwansea_Blue

So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 17:28 - Mar 23 by eireblue

“Must look intelligent, must look intelligent, must look intelligent, oh crap forgot, breathe in, then out, okay, what was I doing…”


Oh go on then, any excuse to show off her intellectual skills again.

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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 17:36 - Mar 23 with 2209 viewsBlueBoots

"Stay awake, stay awake, stay awake...punch myself in face - that worked for now...stay awake, stay awake, stay awake..."

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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 17:42 - Mar 23 with 2179 viewsBlueBadger

'Why does Blueas keep sticking up for us? We all think he's a prat who's just turned into yet another Toilet Blow tribute act'.

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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 17:43 - Mar 23 with 2153 viewsTimefliesbyintheblue

How bad must that lot on the other side be; oddschecker still have us as favs to win the next general election.
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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 17:47 - Mar 23 with 2155 viewseireblue

So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 17:43 - Mar 23 by Timefliesbyintheblue

How bad must that lot on the other side be; oddschecker still have us as favs to win the next general election.


Imagine being happy that using f***, is not as bad as using c***
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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 18:24 - Mar 23 with 2085 viewsOldsmoker

Starting to get cold turkey now.
I reaaally need to get back to my desk and bang my REJECTED stamp on some Asylum applications.
I need that rush right NOW.

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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 19:00 - Mar 23 with 2040 viewsSuperKieranMcKenna

“No matter how inept and untrustworthy we are, DaveU will always be there for us”
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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 19:28 - Mar 23 with 1998 viewsMattinLondon

Is she looking at the opposite bench and thinking which ones she would ‘Bully, abuse or victimise’.
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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 19:55 - Mar 23 with 1946 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Mmmm, Rishi's got a fine arse.

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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 20:02 - Mar 23 with 1940 viewsfooters

So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 19:55 - Mar 23 by StochesStotasBlewe

Mmmm, Rishi's got a fine arse.


She should look further right (if that's possible). She'd see an even bigger arse.

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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 20:09 - Mar 23 with 1924 viewsfactual_blue

Don't be ridiculous. She lacks the mental capacity to actually think.

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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 20:21 - Mar 23 with 1904 viewsfactual_blue

So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 19:55 - Mar 23 by StochesStotasBlewe

Mmmm, Rishi's got a fine arse.


And he's between two arses.

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So whats Priti Patel thinking .... on 20:31 - Mar 23 with 1889 viewsjontysnut

Will it be carrots or frozen peas?
Will it be mushrooms?
Fried Onion Rings?
You’ll have to wait and see.
Hope it’s chips, it’s chips. We hope it’s chips, it’s chips.
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