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Dyson with worst product of 2022 10:51 - Mar 30 with 3525 viewsElderGrizzly

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Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 13:16 - Mar 30 with 1290 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 13:10 - Mar 30 by BanksterDebtSlave

You should get a job selling sh1t to people Dollers....wasn't sure at first but now I really want one.


Haha!

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Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 13:37 - Mar 30 with 1274 viewshype313

Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 11:47 - Mar 30 by Meadowlark

Dyson make crap stuff but have a great marketing team.......usually.


Bit like Apple then.

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Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 13:43 - Mar 30 with 1248 viewsGlasgowBlue

Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 11:47 - Mar 30 by Meadowlark

Dyson make crap stuff but have a great marketing team.......usually.


Their hairdryers are very good.

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Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 13:47 - Mar 30 with 1260 viewsBent_double

Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 11:22 - Mar 30 by bluelagos

Aural sex...

Just reminded me of a sex ed lesson back when I was teaching.

Me: If there's no other questions we can move on...

Inquisitive kid: What's 'Ear sex' Mr Lagos?

Me: Eh? 'Ear sex'? Did you say 'ear sex'? Not sure...not something I've heard of tbh but it's important not to judge other people who do things differently.

Helpful kid: Ain't that when you put yer tongue in a girls ear?"

Lagos: Yeah, yeah, that's it - sticking yer tongue down a girls ear :-)


Of course you should have said, "It's a county to the north east of London, but that's not important right now"

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Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 13:47 - Mar 30 with 1259 viewsbelgablue

...checks calendar, 1st April not until Friday...

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Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 13:47 - Mar 30 with 1241 viewsGlasgowBlue

Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 12:42 - Mar 30 by PhilTWTD

Presumably ideal for listening to Air Supply.


And some Jean-Michel Jarre

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Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 14:09 - Mar 30 with 1234 viewsEnigma_Blue

I disagree, I don't think it sucks as much compared to some of their other products ;)
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Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 14:11 - Mar 30 with 1228 viewsPhilTWTD

Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 13:47 - Mar 30 by GlasgowBlue

And some Jean-Michel Jarre


Or some The Police.
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Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 14:48 - Mar 30 with 1197 viewsfooters

Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 12:01 - Mar 30 by The_Flashing_Smile

If you read the article it's actually designed for comfort, which is why the mouth bit doesn't actually touch the nose or mouth.

I think it's a great idea. People literally die from pollution in this country, and this offers top-of-the-range noise cancelling headphones as well. Very clever. The whole thing about it looking silly just depends if you only wear stuff for fashion reasons.

It's a poorly written article. Starts off saying it looks silly but goes on to describe it (copying and pasting a press release it seems) and makes it sound pretty good.

No idea how much it costs though, that could be prohibitive.


And a USP of the Titanic was that it was extremely safe.

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Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 14:58 - Mar 30 with 1186 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 14:48 - Mar 30 by footers

And a USP of the Titanic was that it was extremely safe.


Ha. Ok, so on that logic everything ever designed after 14th April 1912 is crap.

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Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 15:06 - Mar 30 with 1181 viewsSaleAway

Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 12:01 - Mar 30 by The_Flashing_Smile

If you read the article it's actually designed for comfort, which is why the mouth bit doesn't actually touch the nose or mouth.

I think it's a great idea. People literally die from pollution in this country, and this offers top-of-the-range noise cancelling headphones as well. Very clever. The whole thing about it looking silly just depends if you only wear stuff for fashion reasons.

It's a poorly written article. Starts off saying it looks silly but goes on to describe it (copying and pasting a press release it seems) and makes it sound pretty good.

No idea how much it costs though, that could be prohibitive.


of course, the elephant in the room is what it does to human emitted airborne pathogens.... cough, cough, covid anyone?

We've spent a couple of years trying to stop the airflow from people, and this is linking a jet of air to the breathing pathways.... be interesting to see the airflow modelling around a wearer of these

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Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 15:15 - Mar 30 with 1161 viewsfooters

Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 14:58 - Mar 30 by The_Flashing_Smile

Ha. Ok, so on that logic everything ever designed after 14th April 1912 is crap.


No, more the point that you shouldn't trust any PR puff pieces provided by the manufacturer. Working in advertising thought this should be common knowledge!

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Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 15:19 - Mar 30 with 1153 viewsronnyd

Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 12:42 - Mar 30 by PhilTWTD

Presumably ideal for listening to Air Supply.


Or Curved Air.
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Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 16:24 - Mar 30 with 1116 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 15:06 - Mar 30 by SaleAway

of course, the elephant in the room is what it does to human emitted airborne pathogens.... cough, cough, covid anyone?

We've spent a couple of years trying to stop the airflow from people, and this is linking a jet of air to the breathing pathways.... be interesting to see the airflow modelling around a wearer of these


It's filtering the air, purifying it before delivering it to you, so presumably it's filtering out Covid as well as everything else.

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Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 16:28 - Mar 30 with 1105 viewsTractor_Buck

Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 12:42 - Mar 30 by PhilTWTD

Presumably ideal for listening to Air Supply.


Curved Air, shirley. At least that what it looks like to me.
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Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 16:28 - Mar 30 with 1100 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 15:15 - Mar 30 by footers

No, more the point that you shouldn't trust any PR puff pieces provided by the manufacturer. Working in advertising thought this should be common knowledge!


I'm not at the point of buying one, Footers.

But if they say it doesn't touch the mouth then I'm pretty sure it doesn't touch the mouth. And what they say about the quality of foam and the way it's weighted, using similar theory to a horse's saddle, it makes sense that it would be comfortable (and given they've spent 6 years designing it, it would be bonkers if it weren't).

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Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 16:40 - Mar 30 with 1075 viewsfooters

Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 16:28 - Mar 30 by The_Flashing_Smile

I'm not at the point of buying one, Footers.

But if they say it doesn't touch the mouth then I'm pretty sure it doesn't touch the mouth. And what they say about the quality of foam and the way it's weighted, using similar theory to a horse's saddle, it makes sense that it would be comfortable (and given they've spent 6 years designing it, it would be bonkers if it weren't).


OK, Dolly.

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Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 17:03 - Mar 30 with 1050 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 16:40 - Mar 30 by footers

OK, Dolly.


You didn't really want an intelligent answer did you?

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Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 17:07 - Mar 30 with 1046 viewsfooters

Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 17:03 - Mar 30 by The_Flashing_Smile

You didn't really want an intelligent answer did you?


Not sure countering a point that you shouldn't trust a company's PR for their new product by citing that company's PR for their new product qualifies as intelligent, but if that's what you think, OK.

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Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 06:52 - Mar 31 with 925 viewsSaleAway

Dyson with worst product of 2022 on 16:24 - Mar 30 by The_Flashing_Smile

It's filtering the air, purifying it before delivering it to you, so presumably it's filtering out Covid as well as everything else.


I'm not talking about the wearer getting covid. I'm talking about the wearer being a covid carrier, and having jets of air near their mouth/nose which will no doubt kick their exhalation further out into the world

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