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CRUMPETS- What to put on? 07:25 - Nov 12 with 2460 viewsChateauWines

CRUMPETS- What to put on?


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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 08:08 - Nov 12 with 1967 viewsthorpedo

Cheese AND Marmite together. Glorious.

Thorpedo

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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 08:09 - Nov 12 with 1965 viewswitchdoctor

CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 08:08 - Nov 12 by thorpedo

Cheese AND Marmite together. Glorious.


…and butter..😋
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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 08:38 - Nov 12 with 1915 viewsChateauWines

CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 08:09 - Nov 12 by witchdoctor

…and butter..😋


And the poached egg

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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 09:06 - Nov 12 with 1883 viewsHatStand

Gravy

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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 09:20 - Nov 12 with 1866 viewsOldsmoker

No marmalade option?
Not surprising as it is an upstairs choice.
I guess ChateauWines - not as upstairs as their name suggests - was raised downstairs like the rest of you as none of you mentioned it either.

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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 09:26 - Nov 12 with 1854 viewsWeWereZombies

Butter and jam...or honey if you forgot to buy jam (the butter and the honey in moderation so that they soak into the crumpet but do not run all the way through to the plate, or onto your trousers if you have been impatient and just chomped on the crumpet straight out of the oven or toaster.)

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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 09:44 - Nov 12 with 1838 viewsmrfixit426

Marmite and a poached egg is top tier crumpeting.
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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 10:42 - Nov 12 with 1793 viewsjeera

Marmite works well and it's my go-to for a quick fix.

Also honey for the sweeter option.

Or for a more filling poached eggs atop.

Actually don't mind a red jam sometimes.

Or cheese.

Or sometimes just plain butter.

Now I'm hungry.

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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 10:45 - Nov 12 with 1782 viewsKeno

Personally I'd put on underwear, some jeans, a t shirt and a fleece

then I do the crumpets with a portobello mushroom and poached egg

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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 10:45 - Nov 12 with 1781 viewsChurchman

CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 09:44 - Nov 12 by mrfixit426

Marmite and a poached egg is top tier crumpeting.


I’d bring back Transportation for that sort of crime.

The crumpet has to be well toasted so the top/bottom are crunchy. Immediately deploy plenty of butter and bingo, that’s all you need.

An alternative is good strong cheddar or if you want to go all exotic, stilton. One thing that might work, but I’ve not tried yet is cheese and Worcestershire Sauce. It works for cheese on toast (not too much WS), so I think it might work for the wonder that is the crumpet.

Best crumpets? Warburtons aren’t bad. Certainly better than Aldi, Tesco, Asda but I’d be interested to know others preferences.
[Post edited 12 Nov 2022 10:46]
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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 10:48 - Nov 12 with 1767 viewsleitrimblue

Not sure I see the point of crumpets. Rather just have cheese on toast
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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 10:50 - Nov 12 with 1761 viewsWeWereZombies

CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 10:45 - Nov 12 by Churchman

I’d bring back Transportation for that sort of crime.

The crumpet has to be well toasted so the top/bottom are crunchy. Immediately deploy plenty of butter and bingo, that’s all you need.

An alternative is good strong cheddar or if you want to go all exotic, stilton. One thing that might work, but I’ve not tried yet is cheese and Worcestershire Sauce. It works for cheese on toast (not too much WS), so I think it might work for the wonder that is the crumpet.

Best crumpets? Warburtons aren’t bad. Certainly better than Aldi, Tesco, Asda but I’d be interested to know others preferences.
[Post edited 12 Nov 2022 10:46]


The Co-op's own brand are better than Warburtons but they seem to have given up in most places and just put the branded ones on the shelf. I think Morrisons do their own too, probably a good bet both for price and for quality.

Myself I prefer a soft top so that maximum absorbency can be achieved but a toasted bottom is good if it prevents the juices escaping - yes, I do have a weird sex life...

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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 10:55 - Nov 12 with 1749 viewsKeno

CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 10:48 - Nov 12 by leitrimblue

Not sure I see the point of crumpets. Rather just have cheese on toast


surely you mean cheese on potatoes?

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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 11:13 - Nov 12 with 1719 viewsJ2BLUE

CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 10:55 - Nov 12 by Keno

surely you mean cheese on potatoes?


Good way to get one of your 5 a day

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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 11:23 - Nov 12 with 1681 viewsleitrimblue

CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 10:55 - Nov 12 by Keno

surely you mean cheese on potatoes?


Only if they are baked or gratin. Thick sliced bread, toasted, drowned in kerrygold and covered in mature cheddar. Possibly a slice of ham on top if I'm feeling a tad frisky
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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 11:24 - Nov 12 with 1679 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Whatever makes you look appealing to them.

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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 11:28 - Nov 12 with 1666 viewsleitrimblue

CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 11:24 - Nov 12 by BanksterDebtSlave

Whatever makes you look appealing to them.


I have a spare mankini if yer interested?
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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 11:30 - Nov 12 with 1662 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 11:28 - Nov 12 by leitrimblue

I have a spare mankini if yer interested?


Crumpet not strumpet.

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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 11:33 - Nov 12 with 1653 viewsleitrimblue

CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 11:30 - Nov 12 by BanksterDebtSlave

Crumpet not strumpet.


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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 12:44 - Nov 12 with 1579 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 09:26 - Nov 12 by WeWereZombies

Butter and jam...or honey if you forgot to buy jam (the butter and the honey in moderation so that they soak into the crumpet but do not run all the way through to the plate, or onto your trousers if you have been impatient and just chomped on the crumpet straight out of the oven or toaster.)


Butter soaking all the way through to the plate is one of the joys of crumpets. Then you can mop it up. Mmm.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 13:30 - Nov 12 with 1533 viewsBlueBoots

If you're making a fry-up, toast until almost crispy, and when you've finished cooking the bacon, chuck the crumpets in the pan to soak up the fat, and then bung your fried egg on top; nice alternative to fried bread (and makes the frying pan easier to clean )

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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 16:28 - Nov 12 with 1450 viewsNthsuffolkblue

CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 12:44 - Nov 12 by The_Flashing_Smile

Butter soaking all the way through to the plate is one of the joys of crumpets. Then you can mop it up. Mmm.


Honey on top of that is great.

Toasted cheese for the savoury option.

A poached egg is a good option for a more substantial snack/light meal.

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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 16:33 - Nov 12 with 1441 viewsjontysnut

CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 12:44 - Nov 12 by The_Flashing_Smile

Butter soaking all the way through to the plate is one of the joys of crumpets. Then you can mop it up. Mmm.


Butter, until it all goes through the holes, then more butter on top.
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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 16:40 - Nov 12 with 1427 viewsThisIsMyUsername

Butter and marmite crumpets = one of the nicest things possible to taste on Earth.

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CRUMPETS- What to put on? on 17:17 - Nov 12 with 1400 viewsSwansea_Blue

Disappointing lack of Skittles option

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