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Crumpet Voluntary 06:33 - Aug 17 with 6138 viewsChurchman

I don’t know what others think, but I believe the humble crumpet to be a very fine thing. Warburtons are the best, not being as ‘doughy’ as some. The perfect crumpet combo is as follows:

1 Take two crumpets and bung them in the toaster or grill until golden brown and crunchy top and bottom.
2. While grilling, take some stilton or my current fave Shropshire Blue and shave off enough to layer one crumpet. If it crumbs, even better.
3. When cooked, thinly cover one crumpet with the cheese.
4. Drop the other crumpet on top of the cheesed one and butter it. Proper butter, not that spreadable nonsense. The heat of the first storey crumpet will help melt the stilton into the ground floor crumpet without over cooking it.
5. Separate the two scraping any cheese glued to the base of the upper crumpet onto the lower. Or leave it on there. Crumpet heaven is a broad church.
6. Consume the buttered one first before moving on to the stiltonised delight.

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Crumpet Voluntary on 07:29 - Aug 17 with 3909 viewsDJR

I'm not a fan, maybe because I've only ever had them with butter, but you've made them sound very tempting.
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Crumpet Voluntary on 07:43 - Aug 17 with 3885 viewsIPS_wich

Love crumpets. Love blue cheese.

But a crumpet will always be a vehicle for a sweet topping not a savoury topping for me - can't beat maple syrup or lemon curd.

I have this argument with my wife constantly who always puts butter or vegemite/butter on a crumpet - it's wrong and not as nature intended.

Savoury toppings should be on english muffins or toast.
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Crumpet Voluntary on 07:43 - Aug 17 with 3879 viewsHerbivore

Why ruin a good crumpet with stilton?

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Crumpet Voluntary on 07:49 - Aug 17 with 3864 viewsGeoffSentence

Crumpet Voluntary on 07:43 - Aug 17 by IPS_wich

Love crumpets. Love blue cheese.

But a crumpet will always be a vehicle for a sweet topping not a savoury topping for me - can't beat maple syrup or lemon curd.

I have this argument with my wife constantly who always puts butter or vegemite/butter on a crumpet - it's wrong and not as nature intended.

Savoury toppings should be on english muffins or toast.


That should just be 'muffins' to those of us here in England.

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Crumpet Voluntary on 07:54 - Aug 17 with 3856 viewsChurchman

Crumpet Voluntary on 07:43 - Aug 17 by IPS_wich

Love crumpets. Love blue cheese.

But a crumpet will always be a vehicle for a sweet topping not a savoury topping for me - can't beat maple syrup or lemon curd.

I have this argument with my wife constantly who always puts butter or vegemite/butter on a crumpet - it's wrong and not as nature intended.

Savoury toppings should be on english muffins or toast.


Just try it and I’m sure you’ll be converted from the dark side of sweet stuff on crumpets.

Healthier too ……….errr
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Crumpet Voluntary on 08:27 - Aug 17 with 3779 viewsNutkins_Return

Crumpet Voluntary on 07:43 - Aug 17 by IPS_wich

Love crumpets. Love blue cheese.

But a crumpet will always be a vehicle for a sweet topping not a savoury topping for me - can't beat maple syrup or lemon curd.

I have this argument with my wife constantly who always puts butter or vegemite/butter on a crumpet - it's wrong and not as nature intended.

Savoury toppings should be on english muffins or toast.


Can't believe what I'm hearing. Crumpets without cheese?!

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Crumpet Voluntary on 08:36 - Aug 17 with 3754 viewsChurchman

Crumpet Voluntary on 08:27 - Aug 17 by Nutkins_Return

Can't believe what I'm hearing. Crumpets without cheese?!


I know, shocking isn’t it.
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Crumpet Voluntary on 08:43 - Aug 17 with 3738 viewsBrianTablet

Crumpet Voluntary on 07:54 - Aug 17 by Churchman

Just try it and I’m sure you’ll be converted from the dark side of sweet stuff on crumpets.

Healthier too ……….errr


George Hirst is a fan of them. He ate two at 2.43pm on Thursday 15th June at East Bergholt Services.
He had Anchor butter and raspberry jam on one and the second with just butter.

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Crumpet Voluntary on 08:48 - Aug 17 with 3724 viewswkj

There is only one thing I can put on a crumpet, and that is butter. It must be real butter too, none of this spreadable lark

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Crumpet Voluntary on 08:58 - Aug 17 with 3698 viewsChurchman

Crumpet Voluntary on 08:48 - Aug 17 by wkj

There is only one thing I can put on a crumpet, and that is butter. It must be real butter too, none of this spreadable lark


OP amended to reflect your perfectly correct point re proper, real butter.
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Crumpet Voluntary on 09:10 - Aug 17 with 3661 viewsTractorBrew

Personally love a crumpet with a bit of butter and marmite, sometimes with some cheese on top if the fancy takes me

But agree, crumpets are top of the shopping list each week. Along with ensuring potato waffles are in the freezer - they are the perfect quick lunch base
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This is entirely the correct response. (n/t) on 09:11 - Aug 17 with 3657 viewsBloots

Crumpet Voluntary on 09:10 - Aug 17 by TractorBrew

Personally love a crumpet with a bit of butter and marmite, sometimes with some cheese on top if the fancy takes me

But agree, crumpets are top of the shopping list each week. Along with ensuring potato waffles are in the freezer - they are the perfect quick lunch base



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Crumpet Voluntary on 09:15 - Aug 17 with 3636 viewschicoazul

Crumpet Voluntary on 07:43 - Aug 17 by Herbivore

Why ruin a good crumpet with stilton?


Innit. Why do people insist on overcomplicating nice normal simple foods??
Ohhhh yeah you like beans on toast but have you ever shaved truffle on top ohhh ohhh ohhhhhhh

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Crumpet Voluntary on 09:19 - Aug 17 with 3626 viewsKeno

surely its

1, place crumpets in toaster
2, when toasted cover with copious amounts of butter
3, then cover with raspberry
4, enjoy eating with a coffee while watching Ivor the Engine, Mr Benn, the Clangers etc etc

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Crumpet Voluntary on 09:19 - Aug 17 with 3619 viewsGeoffSentence

Crumpet Voluntary on 09:15 - Aug 17 by chicoazul

Innit. Why do people insist on overcomplicating nice normal simple foods??
Ohhhh yeah you like beans on toast but have you ever shaved truffle on top ohhh ohhh ohhhhhhh


Have you seen the weirdness that goes in jam jars these days?

Ginger marmalade, rhubarb and elderflower jam, lemon and gin curd, the list is endless.

Bollox to all that.

Marmalade made with seville oranges, strawberry, raspberry or blackberry jam, jobs a goodun.

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Crumpet Voluntary on 09:21 - Aug 17 with 3616 viewsGuthrum

Crumpet Voluntary on 09:10 - Aug 17 by TractorBrew

Personally love a crumpet with a bit of butter and marmite, sometimes with some cheese on top if the fancy takes me

But agree, crumpets are top of the shopping list each week. Along with ensuring potato waffles are in the freezer - they are the perfect quick lunch base


Potato waffle with a melted plastic cheese slice on top was a home-from-school favourite snack. The former were very new then.

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Crumpet Voluntary on 09:31 - Aug 17 with 3589 viewsnorfsufblue

Crumpet Voluntary on 09:19 - Aug 17 by Keno

surely its

1, place crumpets in toaster
2, when toasted cover with copious amounts of butter
3, then cover with raspberry
4, enjoy eating with a coffee while watching Ivor the Engine, Mr Benn, the Clangers etc etc


I'm going for honey.... though in order to prevent it instantly passing through the crumpet they have to be toasted to a higher degree of crunchy..... having said that it is very difficult to burn a crumpet to the point its inedible!

Edit ivor the engine, marvellous tv.... does anyone remember Pogles Wood, very few do I find but it was one of my favourites
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Crumpet Voluntary on 09:36 - Aug 17 with 3570 viewsKeno

Crumpet Voluntary on 09:31 - Aug 17 by norfsufblue

I'm going for honey.... though in order to prevent it instantly passing through the crumpet they have to be toasted to a higher degree of crunchy..... having said that it is very difficult to burn a crumpet to the point its inedible!

Edit ivor the engine, marvellous tv.... does anyone remember Pogles Wood, very few do I find but it was one of my favourites
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Crumpet Voluntary on 09:38 - Aug 17 with 3557 viewsIPS_wich

Crumpet Voluntary on 08:58 - Aug 17 by Churchman

OP amended to reflect your perfectly correct point re proper, real butter.


That moment when you realise you're the odd one out!!

I will maintain until the day I die that crumpets are a sweet item not a savoury.
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Crumpet Voluntary on 09:46 - Aug 17 with 3530 viewsIPS_wich

Crumpet Voluntary on 07:49 - Aug 17 by GeoffSentence

That should just be 'muffins' to those of us here in England.




Err...I've always called them English Muffins, even when I lived in the UK. Otherwise how do you distinguish them from these...

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Crumpet Voluntary on 09:48 - Aug 17 with 3516 viewsKeno

Crumpet Voluntary on 09:46 - Aug 17 by IPS_wich



Err...I've always called them English Muffins, even when I lived in the UK. Otherwise how do you distinguish them from these...



and not to be confused with


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Crumpet Voluntary on 09:51 - Aug 17 with 3495 viewsjayessess

Crumpet Voluntary on 07:49 - Aug 17 by GeoffSentence

That should just be 'muffins' to those of us here in England.


Think it's been a very long time since most people in England understood you meant the bready thing rather than the cakey thing when you say muffin.

Ironically, I think the bread muffin is much more prevalent in the US than here (and McDonald's is probably responsibility for most of the bread muffin sales in the UK!)

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Crumpet Voluntary on 09:57 - Aug 17 with 3488 viewsnorfsufblue

Crumpet Voluntary on 09:36 - Aug 17 by Keno

just for you ...




Fantastic just had to cast that onto the 65 " TV...... took me back to Watch with mother!... slightly disappointed with Mrs Pogle not making Crumpets though 🤣🤣

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Crumpet Voluntary on 10:07 - Aug 17 with 3468 viewsronnyd

Crumpet Voluntary on 09:19 - Aug 17 by Keno

surely its

1, place crumpets in toaster
2, when toasted cover with copious amounts of butter
3, then cover with raspberry
4, enjoy eating with a coffee while watching Ivor the Engine, Mr Benn, the Clangers etc etc


Do NOT call me Shirley.
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Crumpet Voluntary on 10:11 - Aug 17 with 3451 viewsGeoffSentence

Crumpet Voluntary on 09:46 - Aug 17 by IPS_wich



Err...I've always called them English Muffins, even when I lived in the UK. Otherwise how do you distinguish them from these...



Those ones are American Muffins. You my friend are complicit in American cultural imperialism.

Reclaim The Muffin.

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