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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? 22:05 - Oct 1 with 8730 viewsKeno

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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 18:07 - Oct 2 with 858 viewsMK1

If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 13:37 - Oct 2 by giant_stow

Has anyone suggested: the mighty canaries start every game with a 5-0 head start? If not, thats mine.


They would still be in the Championship and won nowt.

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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 19:15 - Oct 2 with 837 viewsLeaky

A square ball so it doesn't move on a windy day
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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 19:17 - Oct 2 with 835 viewsPlums

If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 14:33 - Oct 2 by The_Flashing_Smile

For every foul you commit you have to carry a bag of sugar. No more red and yellow cards, you can commit as many fouls as you want but you have to carry a bag of sugar around for each one. For serious foul play it's a bag of cement.


Bags of cement aren't what they used to be. Half the size now!

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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 19:36 - Oct 2 with 817 viewsOldsmoker

If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 14:33 - Oct 2 by The_Flashing_Smile

For every foul you commit you have to carry a bag of sugar. No more red and yellow cards, you can commit as many fouls as you want but you have to carry a bag of sugar around for each one. For serious foul play it's a bag of cement.


That might work if it was some lightweight but if it was Sam Morsy then the opposition would run out of subs before half-time.

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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 19:38 - Oct 2 with 814 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 19:17 - Oct 2 by Plums

Bags of cement aren't what they used to be. Half the size now!


True, but imagine how heavy it'd be when it rains!

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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 19:53 - Oct 2 with 771 viewsvapour_trail

If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 09:26 - Oct 2 by artsbossbeard

Red card for that innocuous foul on the halfway line that breaks up a counter attack and is currently deemed a yellow.

Game-changer.


My boy is a centre back. I’ve agreed which yellows I pay his fines for. This is one of them.

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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 09:26 - Oct 6 with 572 viewsronnyd

If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 19:15 - Oct 2 by Leaky

A square ball so it doesn't move on a windy day


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