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TWTD 11 15:29 - Dec 20 with 2917 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

GK: Hoppy (all keepers are a bit mad. Joker, but dependable).
LB: SomethingBlue (quick, overlaps well (with the Guardian) but also clever and dependable when it comes to defence).
CD: Guthers (solid, dependable, no messing, doesn't play the man).
CD: Stokie (see above, plays it straight).
RB: Positivity (need some of that to support our right winger...)
LW: Bankster
DCM: Rommers (odds always in his favour, plays percentages... but susceptible to the odd rick).
ACM: Frimmers (unpredictable, unorthodox, you need a bit of a wild card in there!)
AM: Joe Fairs (intelligent, knows his stuff, uber positive).
RW: Zapers
CF: Badger (annoys many (defenders), blunders into topics a la Delap, but usually on target).

Manager: Phil (knowledgable, fair, unflappable... but mess with him and you're out).

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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TWTD 11 on 19:53 - Dec 20 with 957 viewsbluelagos

TWTD 11 on 16:39 - Dec 20 by Illinoisblue

A solid international poster with a proven track record of great performances?


I'm sitting this one out thanks.

Poll: This new lockdown poll - what you reckon?

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TWTD 11 on 19:59 - Dec 20 with 948 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

TWTD 11 on 17:43 - Dec 20 by GlasgowBlue

Would be the scruffiest team ever to make an FA cup final. Dollers wouldn’t know where to buy their suits.


My Belstaff is just better than yours. Get over it!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
Poll: Do you wipe after having a piss?

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TWTD 11 on 20:06 - Dec 20 with 937 viewsJ2BLUE

Boll0cks to you then.

Truly impaired.
Poll: Will you buying a Super Blues membership?

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TWTD 11 on 20:19 - Dec 20 with 898 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

TWTD 11 on 20:06 - Dec 20 by J2BLUE

Boll0cks to you then.


Who said that?

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
Poll: Do you wipe after having a piss?

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TWTD 11 on 20:30 - Dec 20 with 872 viewsCafe_Newman

TWTD 11 on 19:36 - Dec 20 by Dubtractor

Once again, I miss the cut on a TWTD selection, despite putting decades of my life into this sodding place.

This place is bullsh1t.

Harrumph.


You're obviously the CEO.
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TWTD 11 on 20:35 - Dec 20 with 863 viewsCafe_Newman

TWTD 11 on 19:38 - Dec 20 by BanksterDebtSlave

I'm the only one whose place you haven't explained!!

Edit..oh Zappers too. Perhaps we can interchange to keep the opposition guessing. Future generations will remember us as the arse cheek wingers.
[Post edited 20 Dec 2024 19:40]


Zapers was the only position that made sense. His selection caused the corners of my mouth to inflect marginally.
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TWTD 11 on 07:05 - Dec 21 with 787 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

TWTD 11 on 19:36 - Dec 20 by Dubtractor

Once again, I miss the cut on a TWTD selection, despite putting decades of my life into this sodding place.

This place is bullsh1t.

Harrumph.


I almost put you in as striker, for all your hot hits...

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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TWTD 11 on 07:06 - Dec 21 with 787 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

TWTD 11 on 19:38 - Dec 20 by BanksterDebtSlave

I'm the only one whose place you haven't explained!!

Edit..oh Zappers too. Perhaps we can interchange to keep the opposition guessing. Future generations will remember us as the arse cheek wingers.
[Post edited 20 Dec 2024 19:40]


I thought "LW" explained your position enough.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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TWTD 11 on 07:07 - Dec 21 with 786 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

TWTD 11 on 20:06 - Dec 20 by J2BLUE

Boll0cks to you then.


We might make a swoop for you in Jan.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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TWTD 11 on 08:14 - Dec 21 with 764 viewsZapers

TWTD 11 on 16:32 - Dec 20 by blueasfook

I think this is quite possibly the crappest post I've ever seen on twtd


And that’s saying something when it comes to Flasher🤣
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TWTD 11 on 08:18 - Dec 21 with 759 viewsZapers

TWTD 11 on 17:43 - Dec 20 by GlasgowBlue

Would be the scruffiest team ever to make an FA cup final. Dollers wouldn’t know where to buy their suits.


Have B&Q gone into bankruptcy yet🤣
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TWTD 11 on 08:26 - Dec 21 with 746 viewsZapers

TWTD 11 on 19:38 - Dec 20 by BanksterDebtSlave

I'm the only one whose place you haven't explained!!

Edit..oh Zappers too. Perhaps we can interchange to keep the opposition guessing. Future generations will remember us as the arse cheek wingers.
[Post edited 20 Dec 2024 19:40]


Not a chance I could play on the left, not even for a minute🤮
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TWTD 11 on 08:26 - Dec 21 with 744 views_clive_baker_

TWTD 11 on 19:36 - Dec 20 by Dubtractor

Once again, I miss the cut on a TWTD selection, despite putting decades of my life into this sodding place.

This place is bullsh1t.

Harrumph.


I’d have you CM and in charge of the dressing room tunes.

And we’ll wipe the floor with these no marks
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TWTD 11 on 08:38 - Dec 21 with 733 viewsMJallday

No.

Just…. No

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Poll: Will you be renewing if you are an existing ST Holder - given todays news?

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TWTD 11 on 10:10 - Dec 21 with 704 viewslongtimefan

TWTD 11 on 08:26 - Dec 21 by _clive_baker_

I’d have you CM and in charge of the dressing room tunes.

And we’ll wipe the floor with these no marks


I used to play full back. I’m somewhat long in the tooth and slow now. Don’t see that as a problem with their wingers though. Both predictable, one trick ponies that are easy to read
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TWTD 11 on 11:09 - Dec 21 with 676 viewsMattinLondon

ACM - Frimers. Yes he’ll try something unorthodox but it’ll more than likely fail.
CF - Badger. Too predictable and will try the same old things all of the time. A good defender will just stand him up and he’ll run out of ideas.
LW - Bankster. Will never tuck in or track a runner into a more central position.
RW - Zapers. Same with the RW.
CD - Stokie - think he’ll dive in too quickly and could well like to argue a bit too much.

Very good individually but as a team, leaves a lot to be desired.
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TWTD 11 on 11:13 - Dec 21 with 669 viewspositivity

TWTD 11 on 11:09 - Dec 21 by MattinLondon

ACM - Frimers. Yes he’ll try something unorthodox but it’ll more than likely fail.
CF - Badger. Too predictable and will try the same old things all of the time. A good defender will just stand him up and he’ll run out of ideas.
LW - Bankster. Will never tuck in or track a runner into a more central position.
RW - Zapers. Same with the RW.
CD - Stokie - think he’ll dive in too quickly and could well like to argue a bit too much.

Very good individually but as a team, leaves a lot to be desired.


zap has a tendency to go missing when challenged, i'm a bit worried i may not have much cover in front of me!

Poll: do you do judo and/or do you do voodoo?

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TWTD 11 on 11:18 - Dec 21 with 650 viewsMattinLondon

TWTD 11 on 11:13 - Dec 21 by positivity

zap has a tendency to go missing when challenged, i'm a bit worried i may not have much cover in front of me!


You could well be right - I hope you have a good engine on you.
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TWTD 11 on 12:02 - Dec 21 with 609 viewsZapers

TWTD 11 on 11:13 - Dec 21 by positivity

zap has a tendency to go missing when challenged, i'm a bit worried i may not have much cover in front of me!


Happy to expose you at every opportunity.
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TWTD 11 on 12:41 - Dec 21 with 581 viewspositivity

TWTD 11 on 12:02 - Dec 21 by Zapers

Happy to expose you at every opportunity.


don't worry, i'm up to the challenge, i'll cover your shortcomings!

Poll: do you do judo and/or do you do voodoo?

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TWTD 11 on 12:50 - Dec 21 with 560 viewsZapers

TWTD 11 on 12:41 - Dec 21 by positivity

don't worry, i'm up to the challenge, i'll cover your shortcomings!


Make your mind up, previously you were worried about lack of cover
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TWTD 11 on 13:01 - Dec 21 with 538 viewspositivity

TWTD 11 on 12:50 - Dec 21 by Zapers

Make your mind up, previously you were worried about lack of cover


don't worry, i'll do my best to cover your shortcomings, just don't go so far right wing again that you leave the pitch entirely!

Poll: do you do judo and/or do you do voodoo?

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TWTD 11 on 14:14 - Dec 21 with 489 viewsVic

Very good! I like Guthers in CD - I’ll add that he’s strong, brushes off challenges and is always available to clean up the odd spill from the keeper.
[Post edited 21 Dec 2024 14:20]

Poll: Right now, who would you rather have as Prime Minister?

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TWTD 11 on 14:48 - Dec 21 with 476 viewsZapers

TWTD 11 on 13:01 - Dec 21 by positivity

don't worry, i'll do my best to cover your shortcomings, just don't go so far right wing again that you leave the pitch entirely!


Your best is not good enough, you are too weak to be left on your own
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TWTD 11 on 14:59 - Dec 21 with 463 viewspositivity

TWTD 11 on 14:48 - Dec 21 by Zapers

Your best is not good enough, you are too weak to be left on your own


typical right winger motivational speech... don't worry, teamwork makes the dream work, and we have enough to cover for you!

Poll: do you do judo and/or do you do voodoo?

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