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TWTD 11 15:29 - Dec 20 with 2923 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

GK: Hoppy (all keepers are a bit mad. Joker, but dependable).
LB: SomethingBlue (quick, overlaps well (with the Guardian) but also clever and dependable when it comes to defence).
CD: Guthers (solid, dependable, no messing, doesn't play the man).
CD: Stokie (see above, plays it straight).
RB: Positivity (need some of that to support our right winger...)
LW: Bankster
DCM: Rommers (odds always in his favour, plays percentages... but susceptible to the odd rick).
ACM: Frimmers (unpredictable, unorthodox, you need a bit of a wild card in there!)
AM: Joe Fairs (intelligent, knows his stuff, uber positive).
RW: Zapers
CF: Badger (annoys many (defenders), blunders into topics a la Delap, but usually on target).

Manager: Phil (knowledgable, fair, unflappable... but mess with him and you're out).

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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TWTD 11 on 15:35 - Dec 20 with 1905 viewsEJP

Does that make our other frequent posters the equivalent of Marcus Rashford, and not making the squad?
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TWTD 11 on 15:38 - Dec 20 with 1891 views_clive_baker_

Can I be chief water boy?
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TWTD 11 on 15:39 - Dec 20 with 1886 viewsfactual_blue

I'd only play if you pull me off at halftime.

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TWTD 11 on 16:00 - Dec 20 with 1824 viewsIllinoisblue

Think you have to have Guthrum as manager. Knows everything and more.

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TWTD 11 on 16:28 - Dec 20 with 1772 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

TWTD 11 on 16:00 - Dec 20 by Illinoisblue

Think you have to have Guthrum as manager. Knows everything and more.


Yeah I toyed with that, but then who else goes in defence?

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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TWTD 11 on 16:32 - Dec 20 with 1761 viewsblueasfook

I think this is quite possibly the crappest post I've ever seen on twtd

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TWTD 11 on 16:33 - Dec 20 with 1742 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

TWTD 11 on 16:32 - Dec 20 by blueasfook

I think this is quite possibly the crappest post I've ever seen on twtd


Oh come on, no need to be bitter, I just wasn't sure what you're good at.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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TWTD 11 on 16:34 - Dec 20 with 1739 viewsbsw72

TWTD 11 on 16:32 - Dec 20 by blueasfook

I think this is quite possibly the crappest post I've ever seen on twtd


Crappest post EVER? Now *that's* a high bar . . .
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TWTD 11 on 16:37 - Dec 20 with 1732 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

TWTD 11 on 16:34 - Dec 20 by bsw72

Crappest post EVER? Now *that's* a high bar . . .


Especially coming from Blueas...

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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TWTD 11 on 16:39 - Dec 20 with 1719 viewsIllinoisblue

TWTD 11 on 16:28 - Dec 20 by The_Flashing_Smile

Yeah I toyed with that, but then who else goes in defence?


A solid international poster with a proven track record of great performances?

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TWTD 11 on 16:39 - Dec 20 with 1716 viewsblueasfook

TWTD 11 on 16:33 - Dec 20 by The_Flashing_Smile

Oh come on, no need to be bitter, I just wasn't sure what you're good at.


I don't want to be in your rubbish team anyways. They'd get beat 10-0

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TWTD 11 on 16:41 - Dec 20 with 1693 viewsleitrimblue

TWTD 11 on 16:39 - Dec 20 by blueasfook

I don't want to be in your rubbish team anyways. They'd get beat 10-0


You should put a team together Blueas.
I see a charity match coming up..
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TWTD 11 on 16:57 - Dec 20 with 1672 viewsEJP

TWTD 11 on 16:39 - Dec 20 by Illinoisblue

A solid international poster with a proven track record of great performances?


PeruBlue? Good shout.
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TWTD 11 on 17:01 - Dec 20 with 1644 viewshoppy

TWTD 11 on 16:33 - Dec 20 by The_Flashing_Smile

Oh come on, no need to be bitter, I just wasn't sure what you're good at.


Off the bench as a supersub to fill in for anyone? Not anchored to just one position?

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TWTD 11 on 17:37 - Dec 20 with 1587 viewsfarkenhell

TWTD 11 on 15:39 - Dec 20 by factual_blue

I'd only play if you pull me off at halftime.


To borrow a famous quip from Rodney Marsh: "Christ, at Man City, all we get is a cup of tea and an orange!"
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TWTD 11 on 17:40 - Dec 20 with 1579 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

TWTD 11 on 16:39 - Dec 20 by blueasfook

I don't want to be in your rubbish team anyways. They'd get beat 10-0



Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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TWTD 11 on 17:43 - Dec 20 with 1563 viewsGlasgowBlue

TWTD 11 on 16:39 - Dec 20 by blueasfook

I don't want to be in your rubbish team anyways. They'd get beat 10-0


Would be the scruffiest team ever to make an FA cup final. Dollers wouldn’t know where to buy their suits.

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TWTD 11 on 17:57 - Dec 20 with 1507 viewsFrimleyBlue

I like to shoot from far out. Give it a whack and see what happens:)
[Post edited 20 Dec 2024 18:16]

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TWTD 11 on 18:37 - Dec 20 with 1462 viewsIllinoisblue

TWTD 11 on 16:57 - Dec 20 by EJP

PeruBlue? Good shout.


I set ‘em up, you knock ‘em in! 👍

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TWTD 11 on 18:41 - Dec 20 with 1453 viewsleitrimblue

TWTD 11 on 17:43 - Dec 20 by GlasgowBlue

Would be the scruffiest team ever to make an FA cup final. Dollers wouldn’t know where to buy their suits.


I like to think he'd opt for the classic FA cup final look of white suits and stripey red an white ties
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TWTD 11 on 18:55 - Dec 20 with 1424 viewsWeWereZombies

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Nah dolly would go for... on 19:01 - Dec 20 with 1416 viewsBloots

TWTD 11 on 18:41 - Dec 20 by leitrimblue

I like to think he'd opt for the classic FA cup final look of white suits and stripey red an white ties


....skin tight black jeans, with turn ups, turned up too short obviously.

No socks.

Loafers for the management, plimsolls for the team.

Short sleeve checked shirts, with waistcoats.

And bow ties.

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TWTD 11 on 19:36 - Dec 20 with 1372 viewsDubtractor

Once again, I miss the cut on a TWTD selection, despite putting decades of my life into this sodding place.

This place is bullsh1t.

Harrumph.

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TWTD 11 on 19:38 - Dec 20 with 1370 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I'm the only one whose place you haven't explained!!

Edit..oh Zappers too. Perhaps we can interchange to keep the opposition guessing. Future generations will remember us as the arse cheek wingers.
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TWTD 11 on 19:47 - Dec 20 with 1347 viewsEJP

TWTD 11 on 18:37 - Dec 20 by Illinoisblue

I set ‘em up, you knock ‘em in! 👍


I’m Delap to your Davis.
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