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Mayonnaise 16:34 - Feb 3 with 1098 views_clive_baker_

Huge fan of the stuff, me. There's something about a potato and mayo that go together so beautifully. Salty chippy chips with vinegar and mayo, corrrrr.

Anyone else a bit of a brand snob? If its not Hellmans it doesn't quite hit the spot. Specifically Hellmans original from a jar. None of the light sh1t and why is it that the squeezy bottle just doesn't taste the same?
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Mayonnaise on 16:36 - Feb 3 with 1069 viewsSwansea_Blue

It’s hardly salad cream though

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Salad Cream..... on 16:36 - Feb 3 with 1069 viewsBloots

....Heinz.

Out of one of those little sachets.

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Mayonnaise on 16:38 - Feb 3 with 1059 viewsOldsmoker

You're a heathen.
No paprika?
No Garlic?
No herbs?
Bottle and Squeezy are the same - it's the condiments that you use with mayo that makes it tasty.

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Mayonnaise on 16:38 - Feb 3 with 1059 views_clive_baker_

Mayonnaise on 16:36 - Feb 3 by Swansea_Blue

It’s hardly salad cream though


Don't mind salad cream to be fair, there's a time and place for it and its nice with cheese. If you're putting it with Tuna or chips instead of Mayo you're a bit of a pervert though tbh.
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Mayonnaise on 16:38 - Feb 3 with 1052 viewsRalphinho

Bloody Gorgeous. I'm a Stokes man myself though!

W.r.t. Salad Cream... on Crispy Roast Spuds is definitely a guilty pleasure.

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Mayonnaise on 16:40 - Feb 3 with 1024 viewsReuser_is_God

I actually prefer Heinz mayo.

But yes, elite condiment.

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Mayonnaise on 16:40 - Feb 3 with 1025 views_clive_baker_

Mayonnaise on 16:38 - Feb 3 by Ralphinho

Bloody Gorgeous. I'm a Stokes man myself though!

W.r.t. Salad Cream... on Crispy Roast Spuds is definitely a guilty pleasure.


I'll give you that, Stokes mayo is excellent. Nice to support local business too.
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Mayonnaise on 16:49 - Feb 3 with 952 viewshomer_123

Salty chippy chips with vinegar and HP sauce.

There, fixed it for you.

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Mayonnaise on 16:49 - Feb 3 with 951 viewsSitfcB

Never been one for Mayo.

My boy absolutely loves it, will have it with everything, loads at a time, makes me wince.

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Mayonnaise on 16:50 - Feb 3 with 941 viewshype313

Mayonnaise on 16:49 - Feb 3 by SitfcB

Never been one for Mayo.

My boy absolutely loves it, will have it with everything, loads at a time, makes me wince.


I'm the same with Ketchup, as a kid I loved it, can't stand the stuff now

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Mayonnaise on 16:54 - Feb 3 with 918 viewsjontysnut

Bought some Polish mayo reduced - it's really good. A bit more egg yolk and a hint of mustard.
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Mayonnaise on 16:55 - Feb 3 with 915 viewsCaptainAhab

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Mayonnaise on 16:58 - Feb 3 with 872 views_clive_baker_

Mayonnaise on 16:50 - Feb 3 by hype313

I'm the same with Ketchup, as a kid I loved it, can't stand the stuff now


I'm the same with ketchup, tastes too sharp and vinegary to me. Not sure if my tastes have changed or the product has. Some of the more premium ones are more palatable but even then I'd never trade mayo for it.
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Mayonnaise on 16:58 - Feb 3 with 868 views_clive_baker_

Mayonnaise on 16:49 - Feb 3 by SitfcB

Never been one for Mayo.

My boy absolutely loves it, will have it with everything, loads at a time, makes me wince.


He's a good lad
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Mayonnaise on 17:02 - Feb 3 with 853 viewsDaninthecampo

I prefer Heinz to Hellmans
But Kewpie is the absolute king
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Mayonnaise on 17:19 - Feb 3 with 799 viewsDeano69

Vile, so called ‘food’.

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Mayonnaise on 17:20 - Feb 3 with 800 viewsMattinLondon

Mayonnaise on 16:36 - Feb 3 by Swansea_Blue

It’s hardly salad cream though


Mayo is lovely stuff with chips as well as in a sandwich.

Salad cream is the devils cum after it’s gone up Hitler’s arse, dribbled out again and poured over a salad.
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Mayonnaise on 19:40 - Feb 3 with 697 viewsSarge

KFC’s mayo (not the pepper one) is the best, nothing else comes close. Unfortunately I have no idea how to procure large quantities of it.
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Mayonnaise on 19:48 - Feb 3 with 665 viewsSwansea_Blue

Mayonnaise on 16:38 - Feb 3 by _clive_baker_

Don't mind salad cream to be fair, there's a time and place for it and its nice with cheese. If you're putting it with Tuna or chips instead of Mayo you're a bit of a pervert though tbh.


Well yes, I’m obviously a pervert. Whats that got to do with dairy-based condiments though?

PS, tuna with a little bit of salad cream is superior imo. I suppose if you have loads of mayo then that would be better, but so only add enough to just hold it together. Nothing worse than more mayo than tuna 🤮
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