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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. 20:31 - Jun 19 with 1250 viewsNthQldITFC

28 Day Slater

Little Stuart awakes from a coma to discover that he has four weeks to escape from under Neil Thompson's massive arse in the changing rooms before John Lyall assumes that he's run off back to West Ham and is forced into playing Lee Durrant in Slater's place.

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 07:36 - Jun 20 with 323 viewsKeno

Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 07:33 - Jun 20 by Keno

A Morse For All Seasons

tell the story of a young Egyptians quest for a true meaning in his life through the desolate putrid northern wastelands as depicted by Wigan, Chesterfield and Middlesborough until he finds his true spiritual home in the uptopian eden that is Suffolk


the luongo way home

tells the story of a young Aussie quest for a true meaning in his life through the desolate putrid northern wastelands as depicted by Sheffield and Middlesborough until he finds his true spiritual home in the uptopian eden that is Suffolk
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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 07:39 - Jun 20 with 310 viewsTheBlueGnu

"Welcome to Portman Road" — A Coronation Street Special When a mysterious footballer with northern charm and a wandering right foot moves into No.9 Coronation Street, the whole street finds itself caught in a whirlwind of footballing drama, and forbidden love.

Starring:

Nathan Broadhead as... “The New Lad at Roy’s Rolls” He’s traded the training ground for toasties, becoming Roy’s newest assistant. But when he scores a screamer in the Rovers’ 5-a-side, Steve McDonald wants to turn him into Weatherfield County’s star striker — and Roy fears he’ll lose another apprentice to glamour and gravy.

Conor Chaplin as... “Charming Charlie at the Rovers” A cheeky playmaker and part-time quizmaster who’s caught the eye of Annie Walker. But he’s secretly scouting the Street for talent — and his past in a rival soap threatens to bring the whole team sheet crashing down.

Leif Davis as... “The Hairdresser’s Nemesis” Audrey's newest rival opens “Cuts by Leif” just three doors down. He's got fresh trims and fresher boots, but tensions rise when his clients start turning up with stadium-ready skin fades and too much swagger.

Poll: Which actor portrayed their role in a British Soap programme better ?

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 07:41 - Jun 20 with 295 viewsWeWereZombies

Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 07:33 - Jun 20 by Keno

A Morse For All Seasons

tell the story of a young Egyptians quest for a true meaning in his life through the desolate putrid northern wastelands as depicted by Wigan, Chesterfield and Middlesborough until he finds his true spiritual home in the uptopian eden that is Suffolk


The Six Wives of Henry the Gray

A young goalkeeper seems to be the future prospect all Town fans hope for until his membership of the Church of the Latter Day Saints splits the support base. However, the problem resolves itself as demands for him to go forth and multiply lead to a loss of performance between the sticks and he is transferred to Real Salt Lake.

Poll: What was in Wes Burns' imaginary cup of tea ?

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 07:46 - Jun 20 with 274 viewsTheBlueGnu

"Osborne: Actually"

When mild-mannered midfielder Roger Osborne faints after scoring the winning FA Cup goal, he wakes up in a parallel universe where the Town are a fashion empire and he’s the face of their signature aftershave. Along the way, he learns that sometimes glory fades — but love is eternal. Features multiple slow-motion scenes of Roger falling in love and then fainting again.

Poll: Which actor portrayed their role in a British Soap programme better ?

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 07:47 - Jun 20 with 272 viewsKeno

Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 07:41 - Jun 20 by WeWereZombies

The Six Wives of Henry the Gray

A young goalkeeper seems to be the future prospect all Town fans hope for until his membership of the Church of the Latter Day Saints splits the support base. However, the problem resolves itself as demands for him to go forth and multiply lead to a loss of performance between the sticks and he is transferred to Real Salt Lake.


Oxygen

Dystopian thriller tells the story of a young lad from the Black Countries quest for a true meaning in his life through the desolate putrid suffocating wastelands as depicted by Watford, Oxford and Bristol until he finds his oxygen in a true spiritual home in the uptopian eden that is Suffolk

Poll: Best Superman - in view of the new film who’s the best
Blog: [Blog] My World Cup Reflections

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 08:00 - Jun 20 with 259 viewsNthQldITFC

Some absolutely lovely ideas in here, darlings. I think this place is revealing itself to be a hotbed of imaginative and creative writers and there's nothing that that nasty old AI (whoever he might be) can say or do about that, is there, luvvies?

Those Were The Dramatists.

⚔ Long live the Duke of Punuar ⚔
Poll: What Olympic sport/group are you most 'into'?

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 08:05 - Jun 20 with 251 viewsWeWereZombies

Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 07:47 - Jun 20 by Keno

Oxygen

Dystopian thriller tells the story of a young lad from the Black Countries quest for a true meaning in his life through the desolate putrid suffocating wastelands as depicted by Watford, Oxford and Bristol until he finds his oxygen in a true spiritual home in the uptopian eden that is Suffolk


The Ben Commandments

Religious epic in which a seeker of his true position in life (is he a winger ? is he a defender ? is he a right sided midfielder ?) sets out from West Ham and parts the River Stour only to find that on climbing Constitution Hill he arrives at his gaffer's house near Christchurch Park and is given a tablet that asks him to do ten things at once.

Poll: What was in Wes Burns' imaginary cup of tea ?

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 08:05 - Jun 20 with 250 viewsstickymockwell

A Fish called Wanda

Mark inexplicably goes wandering out of defence and puts in possibly the worst display ever. On the way home he runs over 5 dogs

Give him a ball and a yard of grass
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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 08:08 - Jun 20 with 247 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

The Big Legwinski

A French nihilist high on doobies, art and porn, seeks vengeance in a bowling alley.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 08:19 - Jun 20 with 221 viewsWeWereZombies

Death in Veliče

Šumulikoski brings Thomas Mann's famous novella to the screen with his performance of a young footballer admired by an older one. He is finally aware that someone is watching him from a deckchair but nevertheless departs without any interaction.

Poll: What was in Wes Burns' imaginary cup of tea ?

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 08:22 - Jun 20 with 214 viewsKeno

Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 08:19 - Jun 20 by WeWereZombies

Death in Veliče

Šumulikoski brings Thomas Mann's famous novella to the screen with his performance of a young footballer admired by an older one. He is finally aware that someone is watching him from a deckchair but nevertheless departs without any interaction.


Slow Burn


tells the story of a young welshmans quest for a true meaning in his life through the desolate putrid northern wastelands as depicted by Aberdeen and Fleetwood until he finds his true spiritual home in the top corner of after a the team built around him set him up in the uptopian eden that is Suffolk

Poll: Best Superman - in view of the new film who’s the best
Blog: [Blog] My World Cup Reflections

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 08:30 - Jun 20 with 207 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

Baxter the Future

Recent Ipswich Town signing Billy Baxter is accidentally sent back 40 years into the past.
He meets and falls for Florence Bixby whilst on a trip to a west Essex farm.
Realising that his love rival, Herbert Ramsey, is the father of Alf and his romance threatens not only Alf's very existence but his own future as a Town legend, he must ensure the couple re-forge their relationship before he is returned to the present day.

Edit: Sorry had to change the number of years (arithmetic not a strong point in YBR Towers)
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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 08:31 - Jun 20 with 199 viewsKeno

Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 08:30 - Jun 20 by You_Bloo_Right

Baxter the Future

Recent Ipswich Town signing Billy Baxter is accidentally sent back 40 years into the past.
He meets and falls for Florence Bixby whilst on a trip to a west Essex farm.
Realising that his love rival, Herbert Ramsey, is the father of Alf and his romance threatens not only Alf's very existence but his own future as a Town legend, he must ensure the couple re-forge their relationship before he is returned to the present day.

Edit: Sorry had to change the number of years (arithmetic not a strong point in YBR Towers)
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Poll: Best Superman - in view of the new film who’s the best
Blog: [Blog] My World Cup Reflections

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 09:34 - Jun 20 with 149 viewsNutkins_Return

The Hyam King.

Luke Hyam full of potential is shown the Portman road surface where everything the floodlights touches will be his pitch.

Japes with his new mates Nouble and Tabby as they sing "A Counago to Malaga'.

Poll: Who do we think McKenna (not you) will partner Greaves with ?

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 11:51 - Jun 20 with 97 viewsArnoldMoorhen

The Wright Brothers

Against the odds, and with a string, paper and balsa wood budget, Richard and Jermaine achieve lift off and soar to unexpected heights.

Once Richard leaves, things plummet, and even David's arrival can't stop an inevitable downward trajectory.
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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 11:59 - Jun 20 with 99 viewsPhilTWTD

Juan Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Jack Nicholson as Jimmy Juan, having been admitted to a mental institution having been unable to cope with not having returned to the Blues following his loan.

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 12:17 - Jun 20 with 80 viewsreusersfreekicks

Remains of the D'Vray

Young South African forward promoted to the Ipswich first team following mass departures finds it impossible to cope with relegation and his subsequent departure. When the Home dressing room is upgraded many years later his tear and blood stained left shin pad is discovered.
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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 12:17 - Jun 20 with 83 viewsWeWereZombies

Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 11:59 - Jun 20 by PhilTWTD

Juan Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Jack Nicholson as Jimmy Juan, having been admitted to a mental institution having been unable to cope with not having returned to the Blues following his loan.

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About Smith

Jack Nicholson plays Tommy Smith - but which one ? On retiring and then finding out that his deceased wife was having an affair for years (whilst she was alive) he goes on a road trip, sort of reconnects with his daughter and...actually I can't remember how that film ends.

Poll: What was in Wes Burns' imaginary cup of tea ?

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 12:31 - Jun 20 with 81 viewsTrequartista

ok i've done this one before but it finally fits somewhere

"Barry Cotter and the Secrets of Chambers"

Wizard right-back Barry stays behind after training to find out how Luke manages to perform so consistently week-in, week-out.

Poll: Who do you blame for our failure to progress?

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 12:41 - Jun 20 with 67 viewsPhilTWTD

The Wizard De Vos*. Canadian central defender Jason de Vos gives spiritual guidance to the current Blues squad.


*Yes, I know we did this as a fanzine cover about 20 years ago.
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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 12:47 - Jun 20 with 62 viewsPhilTWTD

A Clockwark Orange. Warky and his gang of droogs hit Norwich City with footballing ultraviolence.
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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 12:52 - Jun 20 with 53 viewsreusersfreekicks

Mr Turner

Late 70s bit part player and hero of the FA cup away draw at Bristol Rovers in the cup winning run makes use of all that spare time to develop his artistic talent with numerous portraits of the Suffolk Punch
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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 13:03 - Jun 20 with 46 viewsJ2BLUE

Inferno

The true story about the terrorist fire which nearly destroyed Ipswich's training ground





The Age of Stupid

The true story about how a Dortmund legend conned his crackpot employer into a new five year contract

Truly impaired.
Poll: Will you buying a Super Blues membership?

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Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 13:15 - Jun 20 with 29 viewsNedPlimpton

The Jewell of Denial

After facing public humiliation, a middle aged man tries to resurrect his career by taking a job in a sleepy English county. Still believing he has what it takes to make it to the top, he calls on old pals and other down-and-outers, and sets off on a journey of self discovery before ultimately realising that the task was much harder than he'd anticipated and he no longer has the what it takes to succeed
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