| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together 23:37 - Aug 2 with 1578 views | BlueNomad |
a fairly large minority would have us beaten before the enemy appeared over the horizon on the basis that we had the weakest regiment, the worst general and a few soldiers were in sick bay. All this despite the fact that first class reinforcements were earmarked to join us. The enemy, of course, will not have any challenges of their own.
The reality is that we should be looking forward to this season. We have a great squad and the window doesn’t close for another month. The squad we field at Birmingham will not be the same one we go into September with. It will strengthen in the next few weeks. |  | | |  |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 23:47 - Aug 2 with 1190 views | Joey_Joe_Joe_Junior |
Yes but enemy doesn’t have the funds for superior ammunition ;)
Also that would be my worst nightmare, imagine going to war with TWTD, especially since they’ve banned Lucan! |  | | |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 00:59 - Aug 3 with 1072 views | Cheltenham_Blue |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 23:47 - Aug 2 by Joey_Joe_Joe_Junior |
Yes but enemy doesn’t have the funds for superior ammunition ;)
Also that would be my worst nightmare, imagine going to war with TWTD, especially since they’ve banned Lucan! |
Lucan disappears at the first sniff of plod. |  |
| |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 02:04 - Aug 3 with 1037 views | BlueBadger |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 00:59 - Aug 3 by Cheltenham_Blue |
Lucan disappears at the first sniff of plod. |
He did an 'I'm leaving forever' once because people took the piss out of Boris Johnson for bring an untrustworthy bigoted and incompetent criminal |  |
| |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 02:41 - Aug 3 with 1030 views | Ryorry |
Soldiers I'd want in my platoon -
Positivity - his optimism would have us champing at the bit to go ott in the certain knowledge of victory.
Guthers - better than a laptop which would be prone to running out of battery; his encyclopaedic knowledge of historical tactics would give us the winning movement every time.
SMoresy - like the player whose name is encompassed within his username, a stalwart battler in the thick of things is needed by every winning side.
Reusersfreekicks - what winning side doesn't need a sharpshooter to launch missiles with devastating accuracy into key enemy targets?
Elder Grizzly - always reliably around quietly getting on with it without fuss.
MK1 - Master of guerilla warfare & streetfighting. Second string to his bow - motor mechanic for the jeeps & tanks.
Giant_Stow - a spy who's been turned - always useful for infiltrating enemy camps & sneaking back with a copy of their dark plans.
Herbivore - Quartermaster - would always find some wild plant food to march on if rations ran out.
Sitters - H's assistant, capable of finding replacement boots in the unlikeliest of places.
Hunty21 - Bush Tracker.
Catch74 - Master of mantraps.
Hype313 - Propaganda.
Metal_Hacker - Fixer.
The Flashing Smile - never gives up.
DJR - meticulous organiser.
Monty_Radio - Signals.
Football - stats & analysis.
TheBlueGnu - Camouflage.
Bluesky - Air support.
TresBonne - Translator.
Textbackup - Honest scribe.
Churchman - Pastoral carer for when things aren't going so well.
Badger - to patch up wounds when we're down to 10 & it's necessary to carry on despite knocks n crocks.
VanSaParody - Entertainment.
And ... a few places still available :) |  |
| |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 05:41 - Aug 3 with 911 views | Benters |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 23:47 - Aug 2 by Joey_Joe_Joe_Junior |
Yes but enemy doesn’t have the funds for superior ammunition ;)
Also that would be my worst nightmare, imagine going to war with TWTD, especially since they’ve banned Lucan! |
Texty,Lucan,Zappers banned just when we could do with them.
Remember though ‘they don’t like the cold steel,they don’t like it up em’. |  |
| |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 07:01 - Aug 3 with 843 views | PioneerBlue |
Is there a place for a sniper? Happy to take anyone down not willing to die for the cause :) |  |
| |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 07:53 - Aug 3 with 731 views | FrimleyBlue |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 02:41 - Aug 3 by Ryorry |
Soldiers I'd want in my platoon -
Positivity - his optimism would have us champing at the bit to go ott in the certain knowledge of victory.
Guthers - better than a laptop which would be prone to running out of battery; his encyclopaedic knowledge of historical tactics would give us the winning movement every time.
SMoresy - like the player whose name is encompassed within his username, a stalwart battler in the thick of things is needed by every winning side.
Reusersfreekicks - what winning side doesn't need a sharpshooter to launch missiles with devastating accuracy into key enemy targets?
Elder Grizzly - always reliably around quietly getting on with it without fuss.
MK1 - Master of guerilla warfare & streetfighting. Second string to his bow - motor mechanic for the jeeps & tanks.
Giant_Stow - a spy who's been turned - always useful for infiltrating enemy camps & sneaking back with a copy of their dark plans.
Herbivore - Quartermaster - would always find some wild plant food to march on if rations ran out.
Sitters - H's assistant, capable of finding replacement boots in the unlikeliest of places.
Hunty21 - Bush Tracker.
Catch74 - Master of mantraps.
Hype313 - Propaganda.
Metal_Hacker - Fixer.
The Flashing Smile - never gives up.
DJR - meticulous organiser.
Monty_Radio - Signals.
Football - stats & analysis.
TheBlueGnu - Camouflage.
Bluesky - Air support.
TresBonne - Translator.
Textbackup - Honest scribe.
Churchman - Pastoral carer for when things aren't going so well.
Badger - to patch up wounds when we're down to 10 & it's necessary to carry on despite knocks n crocks.
VanSaParody - Entertainment.
And ... a few places still available :) |
I'll bring on the waters |  |
| |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 08:22 - Aug 3 with 698 views | Benters |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 02:41 - Aug 3 by Ryorry |
Soldiers I'd want in my platoon -
Positivity - his optimism would have us champing at the bit to go ott in the certain knowledge of victory.
Guthers - better than a laptop which would be prone to running out of battery; his encyclopaedic knowledge of historical tactics would give us the winning movement every time.
SMoresy - like the player whose name is encompassed within his username, a stalwart battler in the thick of things is needed by every winning side.
Reusersfreekicks - what winning side doesn't need a sharpshooter to launch missiles with devastating accuracy into key enemy targets?
Elder Grizzly - always reliably around quietly getting on with it without fuss.
MK1 - Master of guerilla warfare & streetfighting. Second string to his bow - motor mechanic for the jeeps & tanks.
Giant_Stow - a spy who's been turned - always useful for infiltrating enemy camps & sneaking back with a copy of their dark plans.
Herbivore - Quartermaster - would always find some wild plant food to march on if rations ran out.
Sitters - H's assistant, capable of finding replacement boots in the unlikeliest of places.
Hunty21 - Bush Tracker.
Catch74 - Master of mantraps.
Hype313 - Propaganda.
Metal_Hacker - Fixer.
The Flashing Smile - never gives up.
DJR - meticulous organiser.
Monty_Radio - Signals.
Football - stats & analysis.
TheBlueGnu - Camouflage.
Bluesky - Air support.
TresBonne - Translator.
Textbackup - Honest scribe.
Churchman - Pastoral carer for when things aren't going so well.
Badger - to patch up wounds when we're down to 10 & it's necessary to carry on despite knocks n crocks.
VanSaParody - Entertainment.
And ... a few places still available :) |
I want to be in charge of the water storage 🤓 | |
| |
Login to get fewer ads
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 08:30 - Aug 3 with 686 views | FrimleyBlue |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 08:22 - Aug 3 by Benters |
I want to be in charge of the water storage 🤓 |
Nows not the time to hide the water. There's a war going on | |
| |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 08:30 - Aug 3 with 688 views | BlueNomad |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 02:41 - Aug 3 by Ryorry |
Soldiers I'd want in my platoon -
Positivity - his optimism would have us champing at the bit to go ott in the certain knowledge of victory.
Guthers - better than a laptop which would be prone to running out of battery; his encyclopaedic knowledge of historical tactics would give us the winning movement every time.
SMoresy - like the player whose name is encompassed within his username, a stalwart battler in the thick of things is needed by every winning side.
Reusersfreekicks - what winning side doesn't need a sharpshooter to launch missiles with devastating accuracy into key enemy targets?
Elder Grizzly - always reliably around quietly getting on with it without fuss.
MK1 - Master of guerilla warfare & streetfighting. Second string to his bow - motor mechanic for the jeeps & tanks.
Giant_Stow - a spy who's been turned - always useful for infiltrating enemy camps & sneaking back with a copy of their dark plans.
Herbivore - Quartermaster - would always find some wild plant food to march on if rations ran out.
Sitters - H's assistant, capable of finding replacement boots in the unlikeliest of places.
Hunty21 - Bush Tracker.
Catch74 - Master of mantraps.
Hype313 - Propaganda.
Metal_Hacker - Fixer.
The Flashing Smile - never gives up.
DJR - meticulous organiser.
Monty_Radio - Signals.
Football - stats & analysis.
TheBlueGnu - Camouflage.
Bluesky - Air support.
TresBonne - Translator.
Textbackup - Honest scribe.
Churchman - Pastoral carer for when things aren't going so well.
Badger - to patch up wounds when we're down to 10 & it's necessary to carry on despite knocks n crocks.
VanSaParody - Entertainment.
And ... a few places still available :) |
Staff officer to the General. I always try to weigh up situations and take everything into account in order to achieve balance.
You can call me Darling…….. | | | |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 09:02 - Aug 3 with 638 views | Churchman |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 02:41 - Aug 3 by Ryorry |
Soldiers I'd want in my platoon -
Positivity - his optimism would have us champing at the bit to go ott in the certain knowledge of victory.
Guthers - better than a laptop which would be prone to running out of battery; his encyclopaedic knowledge of historical tactics would give us the winning movement every time.
SMoresy - like the player whose name is encompassed within his username, a stalwart battler in the thick of things is needed by every winning side.
Reusersfreekicks - what winning side doesn't need a sharpshooter to launch missiles with devastating accuracy into key enemy targets?
Elder Grizzly - always reliably around quietly getting on with it without fuss.
MK1 - Master of guerilla warfare & streetfighting. Second string to his bow - motor mechanic for the jeeps & tanks.
Giant_Stow - a spy who's been turned - always useful for infiltrating enemy camps & sneaking back with a copy of their dark plans.
Herbivore - Quartermaster - would always find some wild plant food to march on if rations ran out.
Sitters - H's assistant, capable of finding replacement boots in the unlikeliest of places.
Hunty21 - Bush Tracker.
Catch74 - Master of mantraps.
Hype313 - Propaganda.
Metal_Hacker - Fixer.
The Flashing Smile - never gives up.
DJR - meticulous organiser.
Monty_Radio - Signals.
Football - stats & analysis.
TheBlueGnu - Camouflage.
Bluesky - Air support.
TresBonne - Translator.
Textbackup - Honest scribe.
Churchman - Pastoral carer for when things aren't going so well.
Badger - to patch up wounds when we're down to 10 & it's necessary to carry on despite knocks n crocks.
VanSaParody - Entertainment.
And ... a few places still available :) |
I don’t mind the pastoral care bit as long as it’s the Aramis of Musketeers fame version, in other words includes romantic inclinations and extreme violence towards enemies. |  | | |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 09:04 - Aug 3 with 632 views | USA |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 02:41 - Aug 3 by Ryorry |
Soldiers I'd want in my platoon -
Positivity - his optimism would have us champing at the bit to go ott in the certain knowledge of victory.
Guthers - better than a laptop which would be prone to running out of battery; his encyclopaedic knowledge of historical tactics would give us the winning movement every time.
SMoresy - like the player whose name is encompassed within his username, a stalwart battler in the thick of things is needed by every winning side.
Reusersfreekicks - what winning side doesn't need a sharpshooter to launch missiles with devastating accuracy into key enemy targets?
Elder Grizzly - always reliably around quietly getting on with it without fuss.
MK1 - Master of guerilla warfare & streetfighting. Second string to his bow - motor mechanic for the jeeps & tanks.
Giant_Stow - a spy who's been turned - always useful for infiltrating enemy camps & sneaking back with a copy of their dark plans.
Herbivore - Quartermaster - would always find some wild plant food to march on if rations ran out.
Sitters - H's assistant, capable of finding replacement boots in the unlikeliest of places.
Hunty21 - Bush Tracker.
Catch74 - Master of mantraps.
Hype313 - Propaganda.
Metal_Hacker - Fixer.
The Flashing Smile - never gives up.
DJR - meticulous organiser.
Monty_Radio - Signals.
Football - stats & analysis.
TheBlueGnu - Camouflage.
Bluesky - Air support.
TresBonne - Translator.
Textbackup - Honest scribe.
Churchman - Pastoral carer for when things aren't going so well.
Badger - to patch up wounds when we're down to 10 & it's necessary to carry on despite knocks n crocks.
VanSaParody - Entertainment.
And ... a few places still available :) |
No place for General Ham? | |
| |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 09:18 - Aug 3 with 614 views | Metal_Hacker |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 02:41 - Aug 3 by Ryorry |
Soldiers I'd want in my platoon -
Positivity - his optimism would have us champing at the bit to go ott in the certain knowledge of victory.
Guthers - better than a laptop which would be prone to running out of battery; his encyclopaedic knowledge of historical tactics would give us the winning movement every time.
SMoresy - like the player whose name is encompassed within his username, a stalwart battler in the thick of things is needed by every winning side.
Reusersfreekicks - what winning side doesn't need a sharpshooter to launch missiles with devastating accuracy into key enemy targets?
Elder Grizzly - always reliably around quietly getting on with it without fuss.
MK1 - Master of guerilla warfare & streetfighting. Second string to his bow - motor mechanic for the jeeps & tanks.
Giant_Stow - a spy who's been turned - always useful for infiltrating enemy camps & sneaking back with a copy of their dark plans.
Herbivore - Quartermaster - would always find some wild plant food to march on if rations ran out.
Sitters - H's assistant, capable of finding replacement boots in the unlikeliest of places.
Hunty21 - Bush Tracker.
Catch74 - Master of mantraps.
Hype313 - Propaganda.
Metal_Hacker - Fixer.
The Flashing Smile - never gives up.
DJR - meticulous organiser.
Monty_Radio - Signals.
Football - stats & analysis.
TheBlueGnu - Camouflage.
Bluesky - Air support.
TresBonne - Translator.
Textbackup - Honest scribe.
Churchman - Pastoral carer for when things aren't going so well.
Badger - to patch up wounds when we're down to 10 & it's necessary to carry on despite knocks n crocks.
VanSaParody - Entertainment.
And ... a few places still available :) |
Brilliant ! |  |
| |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 09:21 - Aug 3 with 605 views | FrimleyBlue |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 09:04 - Aug 3 by USA |
No place for General Ham? |
Could you imagine
Yes we've won the war
" there's nothing in that" | |
| |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 10:36 - Aug 3 with 529 views | Ryorry |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 08:22 - Aug 3 by Benters |
I want to be in charge of the water storage 🤓 |
You’re in ✔️
(Sorry Frimmers, conserving and “recycling” ( ) drinking water is crucial to any campaign). | |
| |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 10:38 - Aug 3 with 526 views | Ryorry |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 08:30 - Aug 3 by BlueNomad |
Staff officer to the General. I always try to weigh up situations and take everything into account in order to achieve balance.
You can call me Darling…….. |
Rejected - flat feet, sorry. | |
| |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 10:43 - Aug 3 with 499 views | Ryorry |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 09:04 - Aug 3 by USA |
No place for General Ham? |
I did of course have him marshalling all the pieces of the jigsaw and keeping the troops under control behind the scenes, but Generals aren’t normally platoon members out doing the dirty work in the field! [Post edited 3 Aug 10:46]
| |
| |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 11:04 - Aug 3 with 462 views | FrimleyBlue |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 10:36 - Aug 3 by Ryorry |
You’re in ✔️
(Sorry Frimmers, conserving and “recycling” () drinking water is crucial to any campaign). |
Well I'd have provided it with some ice and a slice but you can have simple water now. Fk you. | |
| |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 11:06 - Aug 3 with 457 views | darkhorse28 |
There’s a large rump who’d be ‘over the top’ second one …, because Ashton told them it’s jelly and vote cream for tea.
We have a huge amount to be positive about, we also should be able to scrutinise devoid of pure blind emotion.
Both are true.
The ‘this is progress’ narrative was pure self preservation mode, and the owners at least saw straight through it.
We can’t even accept the owners own words, when they lay out their position in the most basic language possible.
All doom and gloom…., and nothing to see here…, both as bad as each other.
All isn’t well, players don’t want to stay, many have lost faith. Measurably.
Equally we have parachute payments, a talented coach, and a very good squad at this level still.
Add to the CDM roles (which is proving a dogs breakfast at the minute, we aren’t organised for a situation we should have planned for 2 years ago)
But get a couple in, and we look ready to have a good season I’m sure. | | | |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 11:12 - Aug 3 with 443 views | FrimleyBlue |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 11:06 - Aug 3 by darkhorse28 |
There’s a large rump who’d be ‘over the top’ second one …, because Ashton told them it’s jelly and vote cream for tea.
We have a huge amount to be positive about, we also should be able to scrutinise devoid of pure blind emotion.
Both are true.
The ‘this is progress’ narrative was pure self preservation mode, and the owners at least saw straight through it.
We can’t even accept the owners own words, when they lay out their position in the most basic language possible.
All doom and gloom…., and nothing to see here…, both as bad as each other.
All isn’t well, players don’t want to stay, many have lost faith. Measurably.
Equally we have parachute payments, a talented coach, and a very good squad at this level still.
Add to the CDM roles (which is proving a dogs breakfast at the minute, we aren’t organised for a situation we should have planned for 2 years ago)
But get a couple in, and we look ready to have a good season I’m sure. |
Players not wanting to stay and not having faith isn't true imo
Some players wanting different things is true. Some have left to get game time. One has moved for a very large amount of money for his family at the end of his career.
That's normal. We are bringing players in so players need to leave.
We've extended the contracts of hirst and oshea. They weren't desperate to leave. | |
| |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 11:31 - Aug 3 with 413 views | Benters |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 10:36 - Aug 3 by Ryorry |
You’re in ✔️
(Sorry Frimmers, conserving and “recycling” () drinking water is crucial to any campaign). |
Thanks R I’m on it 🤓👍 | |
| |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 11:37 - Aug 3 with 403 views | Benters |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 08:30 - Aug 3 by FrimleyBlue |
Nows not the time to hide the water. There's a war going on |
Balls 🤓 | |
| |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 11:55 - Aug 3 with 365 views | VanSaParody |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 02:41 - Aug 3 by Ryorry |
Soldiers I'd want in my platoon -
Positivity - his optimism would have us champing at the bit to go ott in the certain knowledge of victory.
Guthers - better than a laptop which would be prone to running out of battery; his encyclopaedic knowledge of historical tactics would give us the winning movement every time.
SMoresy - like the player whose name is encompassed within his username, a stalwart battler in the thick of things is needed by every winning side.
Reusersfreekicks - what winning side doesn't need a sharpshooter to launch missiles with devastating accuracy into key enemy targets?
Elder Grizzly - always reliably around quietly getting on with it without fuss.
MK1 - Master of guerilla warfare & streetfighting. Second string to his bow - motor mechanic for the jeeps & tanks.
Giant_Stow - a spy who's been turned - always useful for infiltrating enemy camps & sneaking back with a copy of their dark plans.
Herbivore - Quartermaster - would always find some wild plant food to march on if rations ran out.
Sitters - H's assistant, capable of finding replacement boots in the unlikeliest of places.
Hunty21 - Bush Tracker.
Catch74 - Master of mantraps.
Hype313 - Propaganda.
Metal_Hacker - Fixer.
The Flashing Smile - never gives up.
DJR - meticulous organiser.
Monty_Radio - Signals.
Football - stats & analysis.
TheBlueGnu - Camouflage.
Bluesky - Air support.
TresBonne - Translator.
Textbackup - Honest scribe.
Churchman - Pastoral carer for when things aren't going so well.
Badger - to patch up wounds when we're down to 10 & it's necessary to carry on despite knocks n crocks.
VanSaParody - Entertainment.
And ... a few places still available :) |
So I'm Melvin Hayes or Don Estelle now, am I? |  | | |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 12:07 - Aug 3 with 332 views | WeWereZombies |
Trench warfare seems to be the way to lose a war or win one with enormous loss of life (and subsequent economic disarray.) We need a guerrilla strategy that leaves the opposition never sure of where the next strike is coming from and in a state of continual anxiety. |  |
| |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 12:08 - Aug 3 with 326 views | TresBonne |
| If all TWTD’ers were in the trenches together on 02:41 - Aug 3 by Ryorry |
Soldiers I'd want in my platoon -
Positivity - his optimism would have us champing at the bit to go ott in the certain knowledge of victory.
Guthers - better than a laptop which would be prone to running out of battery; his encyclopaedic knowledge of historical tactics would give us the winning movement every time.
SMoresy - like the player whose name is encompassed within his username, a stalwart battler in the thick of things is needed by every winning side.
Reusersfreekicks - what winning side doesn't need a sharpshooter to launch missiles with devastating accuracy into key enemy targets?
Elder Grizzly - always reliably around quietly getting on with it without fuss.
MK1 - Master of guerilla warfare & streetfighting. Second string to his bow - motor mechanic for the jeeps & tanks.
Giant_Stow - a spy who's been turned - always useful for infiltrating enemy camps & sneaking back with a copy of their dark plans.
Herbivore - Quartermaster - would always find some wild plant food to march on if rations ran out.
Sitters - H's assistant, capable of finding replacement boots in the unlikeliest of places.
Hunty21 - Bush Tracker.
Catch74 - Master of mantraps.
Hype313 - Propaganda.
Metal_Hacker - Fixer.
The Flashing Smile - never gives up.
DJR - meticulous organiser.
Monty_Radio - Signals.
Football - stats & analysis.
TheBlueGnu - Camouflage.
Bluesky - Air support.
TresBonne - Translator.
Textbackup - Honest scribe.
Churchman - Pastoral carer for when things aren't going so well.
Badger - to patch up wounds when we're down to 10 & it's necessary to carry on despite knocks n crocks.
VanSaParody - Entertainment.
And ... a few places still available :) |
Why have I got such a crap job?! No one wants to grow up and be a translator, do they? |  | | |
| |
By continuing to use the site, you agree to our use of cookies and to abide by our Terms and Conditions.
