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Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment 23:51 - Sep 22 with 2495 viewsSouperJim

Seen quite a bit on social media from fans losing their minds and all common sense on this, but had to share this cracker as it's on another level entirely:-

"it was Szmodics apparently who told Ipswich about how to get the game called off, he had knowledge of the issues with River Darwen and this is what Ipswich used when protesting with the officials to get the game abandoned. As an ex player he new what was happening and Ipswich acted on this. Only Ipswich players were throwing them selves all over, didn’t see any Rovers players acting like this."

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Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 01:06 - Sep 23 with 2261 viewsGuthrum

If they didn't see any Rovers players falling over, they weren't watching. Were going down like ninepins all game.

Besides which, falling over wasn't the issue, but the fact the ball wouldn't roll through the standing water.

Quite cunning of Mark Ashton to drop a giant draught excluder across the River Darwen to dam it up, tho.

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Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 01:46 - Sep 23 with 2177 viewsSwailsey

Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 01:06 - Sep 23 by Guthrum

If they didn't see any Rovers players falling over, they weren't watching. Were going down like ninepins all game.

Besides which, falling over wasn't the issue, but the fact the ball wouldn't roll through the standing water.

Quite cunning of Mark Ashton to drop a giant draught excluder across the River Darwen to dam it up, tho.


Wrong thread mate.

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Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 01:49 - Sep 23 with 2169 viewsJ2BLUE

Always amazes me how fans come up with such utter BS going against all logic and just fill in the gaps with nonsense.

The ref could see the pitch...I doubt it was a lesson on the River Darwen which swayed him.

Truly impaired.
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Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 04:28 - Sep 23 with 1936 viewsRyorry

Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 01:49 - Sep 23 by J2BLUE

Always amazes me how fans come up with such utter BS going against all logic and just fill in the gaps with nonsense.

The ref could see the pitch...I doubt it was a lesson on the River Darwen which swayed him.


There’s no blinder people than some football fans when things aren’t going their team’s way.
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Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 07:03 - Sep 23 with 1445 viewsWakh

Sammy was partially involved but it was instigated by Lewis Travis. Lewis is was worried that Blackburn might finish above Derby and arranged for a mate of his speed up the Darwin towing a large inflatable banana with a few fringe Derby players on it to create a huge wave during half time.

Just as it passed close by, Sammy had arranged for his mum (who also knows all about the Darwin because he had been telling her about it and how important it is) to move a couple of sand bags to allow a surge of water to flood in.
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Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 07:05 - Sep 23 with 1419 viewsNthQldITFC

Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 04:28 - Sep 23 by Ryorry

There’s no blinder people than some football fans when things aren’t going their team’s way.
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See your other thread this morning re. Tr*mp!

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Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 08:01 - Sep 23 with 1102 viewsSwansea_Blue

Pah! What a rubbish conspiracy. Not one mention of ‘big farmer’, ‘Bill Gates’ or even a topically inappropriate antisemitic slur. Amateurs!

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Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 08:12 - Sep 23 with 1021 viewswrightsrightglove

My biggest issue with them is all the ‘it drains into the river and there’s nothing anyone can do about it’ bullshìt, and having the audacity to call other people clueless or thick. They’ve clearly believed whatever line the club has sold them but chuck a massive attenuation tank under one of the car parks during the closed season and they’d never find themselves in this position again. The fault lies squarely with their owners
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Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 08:16 - Sep 23 with 988 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 01:06 - Sep 23 by Guthrum

If they didn't see any Rovers players falling over, they weren't watching. Were going down like ninepins all game.

Besides which, falling over wasn't the issue, but the fact the ball wouldn't roll through the standing water.

Quite cunning of Mark Ashton to drop a giant draught excluder across the River Darwen to dam it up, tho.


Easier than that - Mark Ashton has a direct line to God and simply asked for more rain.
He asked for more oxygen too but God said "Don't push it".

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Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 09:21 - Sep 23 with 615 viewsMattinLondon

Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 08:01 - Sep 23 by Swansea_Blue

Pah! What a rubbish conspiracy. Not one mention of ‘big farmer’, ‘Bill Gates’ or even a topically inappropriate antisemitic slur. Amateurs!


Well I’ve heard that The Illuminati, Bill Gates, George Soros and a few other likeminded souls simply wanted a day off from influencing the world anonymously. So they decided to all have a weekend away, but somewhere completely backward and populated by simpletons.

Now the Premier Inn was booked in Norwich and George wasn’t keen on staying at a British hotel. What with him being too foreign looking he was worried that some Neanderthals would continuously shout loudly at where they were staying. He wanted some good nights sleep. So they stayed at a nice looking house on the outskirts of Blackburn.

But you know, billionaires are going to billionaire and Bill Gates decided to switch on a really strong 5G signal - it was constructed using alien tech. Unfortunately it was too strong and influenced the weather to really pour down. Soros and The Illuminati then got involved (just for the banter) and got the game abandoned.

True story.
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Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 09:22 - Sep 23 with 602 viewsRyorry

Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 07:05 - Sep 23 by NthQldITFC

See your other thread this morning re. Tr*mp!


Good point - joint first?!

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Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 09:31 - Sep 23 with 512 viewsTheBlueGnu

Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 08:01 - Sep 23 by Swansea_Blue

Pah! What a rubbish conspiracy. Not one mention of ‘big farmer’, ‘Bill Gates’ or even a topically inappropriate antisemitic slur. Amateurs!


Nor a mention of the actor Frank Thornton

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Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 09:32 - Sep 23 with 512 viewsThatMuhrenCross

Blackburn fans are, on the whole, losing the plot here. Every scenario they’re proposing to benefit them is based entirely on ifs, buts and maybes.

This situation has happened multiple times before, and each time the outcome has been a full replay. It’s astonishing that isn’t written into the laws of the game.

Anything other than a complete replay will start setting a dangerous precedent for the game.

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Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 09:37 - Sep 23 with 475 viewsSouperJim

Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 09:32 - Sep 23 by ThatMuhrenCross

Blackburn fans are, on the whole, losing the plot here. Every scenario they’re proposing to benefit them is based entirely on ifs, buts and maybes.

This situation has happened multiple times before, and each time the outcome has been a full replay. It’s astonishing that isn’t written into the laws of the game.

Anything other than a complete replay will start setting a dangerous precedent for the game.


Yes, but as I keep asking them, will the replay be conducted under 3 foot of water and will our players be allowed to wear their fishing waders this time?

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Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 09:42 - Sep 23 with 432 viewsRyorry

Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 08:12 - Sep 23 by wrightsrightglove

My biggest issue with them is all the ‘it drains into the river and there’s nothing anyone can do about it’ bullshìt, and having the audacity to call other people clueless or thick. They’ve clearly believed whatever line the club has sold them but chuck a massive attenuation tank under one of the car parks during the closed season and they’d never find themselves in this position again. The fault lies squarely with their owners
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Never mind building an attenuation tank under one of the car parks - why don’t they build a swimming pool for the flood water to drain into? Their players could use it for diving practice.

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Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 10:04 - Sep 23 with 258 viewsBluespeed225

It's a little know fact that instead of doing coaching badges Szmodics had been doing day release form the Club with The Enviroment Agency, specializing in rivers because of global warming and the flooding issues seen in recent years.
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Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 11:47 - Sep 23 with 8 viewsPortmanteauxcurling

Rovers fan "theory" on the abandonment on 09:21 - Sep 23 by MattinLondon

Well I’ve heard that The Illuminati, Bill Gates, George Soros and a few other likeminded souls simply wanted a day off from influencing the world anonymously. So they decided to all have a weekend away, but somewhere completely backward and populated by simpletons.

Now the Premier Inn was booked in Norwich and George wasn’t keen on staying at a British hotel. What with him being too foreign looking he was worried that some Neanderthals would continuously shout loudly at where they were staying. He wanted some good nights sleep. So they stayed at a nice looking house on the outskirts of Blackburn.

But you know, billionaires are going to billionaire and Bill Gates decided to switch on a really strong 5G signal - it was constructed using alien tech. Unfortunately it was too strong and influenced the weather to really pour down. Soros and The Illuminati then got involved (just for the banter) and got the game abandoned.

True story.


.........and to think I got a down arrow on another thread for merely speculating about types of cheese.



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