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Your Hated Football Words 14:18 - Dec 18 with 2904 viewsChris_ITFC

“Player trading”

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Your Hated Football Words on 14:20 - Dec 18 with 1497 viewsChris_ITFC

Kieran talking about the need to build emotional bonds and relationships; Ashton saying “we’ve always liked player trading”, as if they’re all just interchangeable pawns on his chessboard.

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Your Hated Football Words on 14:23 - Dec 18 with 1474 viewsMiaow

One that mildly annoys me is referring to the squad as "the group". Not sure why.

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Pretty much anything Ashton says. (n/t) on 14:24 - Dec 18 with 1467 viewsBloots


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Your Hated Football Words on 14:24 - Dec 18 with 1468 viewsMetal_Hacker

Low Block
Benched

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Your Hated Football Words on 14:24 - Dec 18 with 1466 viewshomer_123

Hate and hated - way too strong a word for this.

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Pretty much anything Ashton says. (n/t) on 14:25 - Dec 18 with 1465 viewshomer_123

Pretty much anything Ashton says. (n/t) on 14:24 - Dec 18 by Bloots



As always, and it's the same with managers, players et al.

I'm far less interested in their words and more interested in their actions.

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Your Hated Football Words on 14:26 - Dec 18 with 1454 viewsDeano69

Gel (or the needing to)
[Post edited 18 Dec 14:30]

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Your Hated Football Words on 14:27 - Dec 18 with 1452 viewsChurchman

‘Professional foul’

‘Simulation’

Wording as if either is a legitimate thing to do.
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Yep, he's largely doing a decent job.... on 14:30 - Dec 18 with 1424 viewsBloots

Pretty much anything Ashton says. (n/t) on 14:25 - Dec 18 by homer_123

As always, and it's the same with managers, players et al.

I'm far less interested in their words and more interested in their actions.


....but he also largely talks a load of crap.

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Yep, he's largely doing a decent job.... on 14:33 - Dec 18 with 1425 viewshomer_123

Yep, he's largely doing a decent job.... on 14:30 - Dec 18 by Bloots

....but he also largely talks a load of crap.


It is all a bit 'corporate' in terms of language, no question.

Hard to argue he (and the wider owners) aren't doing their part.

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Your Hated Football Words on 14:38 - Dec 18 with 1388 viewsJ2BLUE

Low block.

Double pivot

Recycling possession

Truly impaired.
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Your Hated Football Words on 14:43 - Dec 18 with 1374 viewsVaughan8

Your Hated Football Words on 14:38 - Dec 18 by J2BLUE

Low block.

Double pivot

Recycling possession


These and the rest of the modernised terms.
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Your Hated Football Words on 14:49 - Dec 18 with 1340 viewsSwansea_Blue

Fan base

Whatever buzzword fans suddenly latch on to to make it sound as if they know what they’re talking about. E.g. ‘double pivot’. We called those defensive midfielders not so long ago, and before that midfielders or the number 6. I first noticed the buzzword trend with ‘jockeying’; it was heard everywhere and then never mentioned again.

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Your Hated Football Words on 14:51 - Dec 18 with 1321 viewsStadiumofdark

Back on the grass

"Look, let me be very clear"
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Your Hated Football Words on 14:53 - Dec 18 with 1316 viewsKieran_Knows

Oxygen.

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Your Hated Football Words on 14:58 - Dec 18 with 1292 viewspositivity

"politics"
"proper blokes"
"norwich city"

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Your Hated Football Words on 15:00 - Dec 18 with 1289 viewsCafe_Newman

Your Hated Football Words on 14:49 - Dec 18 by Swansea_Blue

Fan base

Whatever buzzword fans suddenly latch on to to make it sound as if they know what they’re talking about. E.g. ‘double pivot’. We called those defensive midfielders not so long ago, and before that midfielders or the number 6. I first noticed the buzzword trend with ‘jockeying’; it was heard everywhere and then never mentioned again.


Fanbase - you beat me to it.

Only when we have a stadium with a capacity of around 900,000 for the whole of Suffolk, a few expats, a bunch of Fortuna fans and a bunch of Dutch people with fond memories of 80's football to attend matches together, will the word fanbase be used correctly most of the time.
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Your Hated Football Words on 15:12 - Dec 18 with 1270 viewsIllinoisblue

“No one should go to a football game and not come home”. As if going to football should grant you immortality.

“Stadium bowl” where there’s no bowl and there’s just four unconnected stands.

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Ashton must be disappointed.... on 15:16 - Dec 18 with 1236 viewsBloots

Your Hated Football Words on 14:53 - Dec 18 by Kieran_Knows

Oxygen.


....he didn't sort the Wi-Fi deal with O2.

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Your Hated Football Words on 15:21 - Dec 18 with 1239 viewsWestStanderLaLaLa

Your Hated Football Words on 15:12 - Dec 18 by Illinoisblue

“No one should go to a football game and not come home”. As if going to football should grant you immortality.

“Stadium bowl” where there’s no bowl and there’s just four unconnected stands.


Bloody hell. Not asking for immortality but not being unlawfully killed is a fairly basic request.

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Your Hated Football Words on 15:23 - Dec 18 with 1216 viewsSitfcB

Your Hated Football Words on 15:21 - Dec 18 by WestStanderLaLaLa

Bloody hell. Not asking for immortality but not being unlawfully killed is a fairly basic request.


He means in regards to people having medical episodes in the ground and passing away and I agree.

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Your Hated Football Words on 15:24 - Dec 18 with 1204 viewsDeano69

Match/Game management

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Your Hated Football Words on 15:25 - Dec 18 with 1199 viewsalgy

Profitable player trading is one way our owners will get a financial return on their investment.

Veni Vidi Participatur. Now we can get back to competing.

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Your Hated Football Words on 15:25 - Dec 18 with 1199 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Bowyer, Chopra and Thatcher, in that order.

I wouldn't even speak to any of them if I was in the same room as them, whereas I would happily have a bit of a laugh with Iwan Roberts or Grant Holt. Maybe even Chris Sutton, in order to remind him of the time Terry Butcher put him on his backside.

I would draw the line at Eadie, Bellamy and Huckerby, though.
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Your Hated Football Words on 15:28 - Dec 18 with 1189 viewsSuperKieranMcKenna

‘Baller’
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