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Made up Transfer Speculation .... 14:21 - Jan 14 with 1059 viewsKeno

surely its time to fill the news void so how about those highly amusing completely bull ..... speculations ....

TWTD understands Town have made enquiries about Senegal goal scoring wonder kids Bakke D'Nette

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Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 14:24 - Jan 14 with 1032 viewsMetal_Hacker

I've head we're up for signing the latest teenage sensation from the Ukraine

Enof D'Post

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Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 14:25 - Jan 14 with 1024 viewsSteve_M

Whatever did happen to Newmarket Blue?

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Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 14:25 - Jan 14 with 1019 viewsBlueDouglas

my next-door neighbor landscaped Mark Ashtons garden and reckons we're signing Lankshear from Tottenham - will be recalled from his loan imminently
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Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 14:28 - Jan 14 with 979 viewsBseaBlue

Apparently Portugese sensation To Nee Blair is incoming to fill the void in the number 10 role.
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Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 14:31 - Jan 14 with 964 viewsNedPlimpton

I've heard it was his team mate we were taking a look at. The central defender Sali D'asarok
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Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 14:33 - Jan 14 with 949 views_CliveBaker_

Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 14:25 - Jan 14 by BlueDouglas

my next-door neighbor landscaped Mark Ashtons garden and reckons we're signing Lankshear from Tottenham - will be recalled from his loan imminently


Is it true he uses cooking oil in the hedge trimmer?
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Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 14:51 - Jan 14 with 874 viewsbelgablue

Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 14:28 - Jan 14 by BseaBlue

Apparently Portugese sensation To Nee Blair is incoming to fill the void in the number 10 role.


With To Madeira coming in at no.9?

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Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 14:54 - Jan 14 with 864 viewsBlueBadger

Do we get bonus points if either(in descending order of credibility) Phil(10), EADT(7), Football League World(3) or Alan Nixon(1) runs it as an 'exclusive''?
[Post edited 14 Jan 15:00]

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Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 16:19 - Jan 14 with 650 viewsPhilsAngels

Defo info new winger by the name of fasta dan lite

new keeper Handsa massiv
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Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 17:00 - Jan 14 with 535 viewsNthQldITFC

The Women's team are signing a deep lying playmaker called Lib Airo.

Good work by Philogene...... GREAT WORK BY PHILOGENE!!!
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Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 17:11 - Jan 14 with 491 viewsdirtyboy

Brazilian free kick specialist Curlinho expected to pen a 5 year deal.

A local newspaper spoke to his former high school PE teacher..

"Curlinho is a generational talent and it's no surprise to me, even as a kid, we had 'Cacheado', that's what we called him, scoring hatricks all from deadball situations. He's even got it in his blood, his Dad Penaltinho was also of a similar ilk, may have not made it to the top, but had a good pro career in the lower leagues"



as a note, I did a lovely AI generated picture to accompany this headline, but nowhere to host it and post lol!!
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Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 17:23 - Jan 14 with 451 viewsbritbiker

Apparently Norwich are signing their long term danish target. Nils silverware
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Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 17:25 - Jan 14 with 439 viewsStadiumofdark

Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 14:25 - Jan 14 by BlueDouglas

my next-door neighbor landscaped Mark Ashtons garden and reckons we're signing Lankshear from Tottenham - will be recalled from his loan imminently


I think it looked better in portrait
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Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 17:41 - Jan 14 with 403 viewsMK1

The internet is awash with the news that we are signing Ricky van Wolfswinkel.

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Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 17:46 - Jan 14 with 377 viewsPhilsAngels

Another forward from the Netherlands

Twente assesan

And the Irishman

Gael assist
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Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 17:47 - Jan 14 with 377 viewsThe_Major

Ipswich Town are rumoured to be on the brink of confirming the signing of Roy Race from Melchester Rovers for a fee of £225m.

"Racey is just what we need", said Town boss Kieran McKenna, "A high level of game awareness, a lethal shot, and immeasurable top level experience. He's just what we need, even though he's now 93."

Race of course has won countless honours at Mel Park, and of course survived assassination attempts, earthquakes, bombs on team buses, and a host of other events.

Fans welcomed the news, pointing out that although Race was 93, he was still quicker than Jonathan Douglas was.
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Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 17:48 - Jan 14 with 368 viewsNthQldITFC

Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 17:47 - Jan 14 by The_Major

Ipswich Town are rumoured to be on the brink of confirming the signing of Roy Race from Melchester Rovers for a fee of £225m.

"Racey is just what we need", said Town boss Kieran McKenna, "A high level of game awareness, a lethal shot, and immeasurable top level experience. He's just what we need, even though he's now 93."

Race of course has won countless honours at Mel Park, and of course survived assassination attempts, earthquakes, bombs on team buses, and a host of other events.

Fans welcomed the news, pointing out that although Race was 93, he was still quicker than Jonathan Douglas was.


Billy the fish.

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Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 19:13 - Jan 14 with 277 viewsKeno

Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 16:19 - Jan 14 by PhilsAngels

Defo info new winger by the name of fasta dan lite

new keeper Handsa massiv


Have we moved on from Andy Shotstopper

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Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 19:24 - Jan 14 with 268 viewsNthQldITFC

Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 19:13 - Jan 14 by Keno

Have we moved on from Andy Shotstopper


He needs to have good distribution with his feet too. There's a keeper from the US we should have a look at, bit of a backcountry boy, and very long in the tooth: goes by the name of Pa Sesswell.

Good work by Philogene...... GREAT WORK BY PHILOGENE!!!
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Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 19:48 - Jan 14 with 243 viewsBlueBoots

Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 19:24 - Jan 14 by NthQldITFC

He needs to have good distribution with his feet too. There's a keeper from the US we should have a look at, bit of a backcountry boy, and very long in the tooth: goes by the name of Pa Sesswell.


Would prefer him to the Polish keeper we were after in the last transfer window, Flapzat Krossiz

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Made up Transfer Speculation .... on 20:05 - Jan 14 with 200 viewshoppy

I've heard we're looking to do a double swoop, with Danish midfielder, Gert Intovem and the young Chinese forward Fu Kemup

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