| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football 23:16 - Jan 18 with 1312 views | FrimleyBlue |
If you had the opportunity for 1 season. What extreme rule would you bring into football for one season just to see what effect it would have.
Mine. A 0-0 draw results in both sides losing a point - Imagine the carnage in the final 5 minutes. |  |
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| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 23:25 - Jan 18 with 1009 views | Cafe_Newman |
The death penalty for simulation. |  | | |
| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 23:31 - Jan 18 with 994 views | FBI |
Each team can play their joker at any time and bring on an extra outfield player - the twist being that their goalkeeper isn't allowed to use his hands for the rest of the game. |  |
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| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 23:48 - Jan 18 with 944 views | ParisBlue |
Instead of penalties, the game should be decided by squid games type of contests.
(I realise this could cause problems with player availability for future games) |  |
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| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 23:55 - Jan 18 with 931 views | gosblue |
| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 23:31 - Jan 18 by FBI |
Each team can play their joker at any time and bring on an extra outfield player - the twist being that their goalkeeper isn't allowed to use his hands for the rest of the game. |
All players caught wrestling at corners have to leave the pitch and sit on the naughty step for 5 minutes. |  | | |
| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 23:58 - Jan 18 with 925 views | ashtonscoffeecup |
If any manager or player says the word "listen" before he answers a question that has been directly put to them, then they forfeit the game.
Bugs the life out of me that "listen" has become something that people say before answering a question. Person X is stood in front of you, and has asked a question, they are listening to you without being told to do so. So rude.
I've over thought this, haven't I | | | |
| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 00:01 - Jan 19 with 922 views | Hugoagogo_Reborn |
| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 23:25 - Jan 18 by Cafe_Newman |
The death penalty for simulation. |
I would go with whatever body part they simulate having been injured has to be subjected to a real life version of that injury.
"Oh, elbowed in the face, were you? Did it feel like THIS?!?!?!!"
No. I don't have anger issues.....  |  |
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| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 00:05 - Jan 19 with 911 views | Cafe_Newman |
| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 00:01 - Jan 19 by Hugoagogo_Reborn |
I would go with whatever body part they simulate having been injured has to be subjected to a real life version of that injury.
"Oh, elbowed in the face, were you? Did it feel like THIS?!?!?!!"
No. I don't have anger issues..... |
I'm fine with that if it precedes the death penalty. | | | |
| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 00:20 - Jan 19 with 880 views | TheBlueGnu |
An additional point if Nigel Havers or Paul Henry appear on the pitch at any time during a game | |
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| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 01:29 - Jan 19 with 849 views | ArnoldMoorhen |
High powered fire hose on each touchline level with the edge of the penalty area, so four in total.
Any player can go off the pitch and operate the hose instead at any time.
An attacker could aim it at the goalkeeper, as their team mate goes through one on one with the keeper.
Imagine the fun at a penalty shootout if each team had a man on a hose!
It would come into its own in FA Cup giant killing scenarios, where non-League teams could stick their part-time firefighter on hose duty, and take out Haaland every time he gets a sniff. | | | |
| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 01:33 - Jan 19 with 840 views | LuciBlue |
| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 23:58 - Jan 18 by ashtonscoffeecup |
If any manager or player says the word "listen" before he answers a question that has been directly put to them, then they forfeit the game.
Bugs the life out of me that "listen" has become something that people say before answering a question. Person X is stood in front of you, and has asked a question, they are listening to you without being told to do so. So rude.
I've over thought this, haven't I |
Read, I think you've over thought this. |  |
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| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 04:34 - Jan 19 with 759 views | ArchiRob |
| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 01:29 - Jan 19 by ArnoldMoorhen |
High powered fire hose on each touchline level with the edge of the penalty area, so four in total.
Any player can go off the pitch and operate the hose instead at any time.
An attacker could aim it at the goalkeeper, as their team mate goes through one on one with the keeper.
Imagine the fun at a penalty shootout if each team had a man on a hose!
It would come into its own in FA Cup giant killing scenarios, where non-League teams could stick their part-time firefighter on hose duty, and take out Haaland every time he gets a sniff. |
I suspect you may have seen a few episodes of "its a knockout" |  |
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| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 06:16 - Jan 19 with 707 views | WeWereZombies |
Anytime there is a break in play, injury being treated etc,. one of the players standing around is offered a microphone connected to the stadium Tannoy and shown what Frimmers has posted about them on the TWTD forum. They can then dissect and correct the post so that the crowd is educated about what really goes on at football... |  |
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| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 06:32 - Jan 19 with 685 views | Churchman |
I’d get rid of red and yellow cards.
The Ref and Lino’s get Tazers instead. Serious foul play? Wallop. Diving, time wasting and cheating - zzzz and free perm time. Stealing yards for a throw in - bang.
I’d also issue tazers to the mascots. They can patrol the edge of the pitch and any dismal coward of a supporter throwing abuse towards one of our players gets a few 100 volts. Any supporter not dishing it up to the opposition like the Blackburn ex-scum bloke got on Saturday, also gets a dose.
Discipline on and off the pitch: sorted! |  | | |
| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 07:31 - Jan 19 with 619 views | homer_123 |
Get rid of VAR. |  |
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| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 08:01 - Jan 19 with 567 views | Kropotkin123 |
Think this one needs fleshing out more.
Losing a point could see a situation where a team decides to score an own goal to lose 1-0 to take 0 points, instead of drawing 0-0 and getting -1 point, in order to finish in the top two, reach the play-offs or avoid relegation.
If you want to encourage scoring you could have scored draws at 2 points, wins at 4 points, and no score draws at 1 point.
Or you could have a loss and a no score-draw count as 0 points. Score draws at 1 point and wins at 3 points. Maybe this is what you were suggesting? |  |
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| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 08:09 - Jan 19 with 559 views | Metal_Hacker |
Any player found guilty off rolling around on the floor needlessly after a challenge to try and get the opposition player booked / sent off has to play in pants and vest for the remainder of the game |  |
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| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 08:10 - Jan 19 with 554 views | WeWereZombies |
| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 08:09 - Jan 19 by Metal_Hacker |
Any player found guilty off rolling around on the floor needlessly after a challenge to try and get the opposition player booked / sent off has to play in pants and vest for the remainder of the game |
And for a second offence ? | |
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| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 08:12 - Jan 19 with 543 views | Metal_Hacker |
| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 08:10 - Jan 19 by WeWereZombies |
And for a second offence ? |
Same rule applies but wearing his other half's G String and push up bra | |
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| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 08:15 - Jan 19 with 520 views | NthQldITFC |
Whenever the commentator says that so and so manager has 'pulled him off at half time', there ought to be dressing room footage and a a VAR check to see if it's genuine stimulation or just simulation.
We need a firm hand on the tiller and a 'crack' down on that sort of thing in the game. |  |
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| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 08:19 - Jan 19 with 498 views | catch74 |
Enforced shaved head for any player placing more importance on their coiffure than the game. (Luckily a dying breed Cantwell & Cucerella first for the chop.) |  |
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| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 09:12 - Jan 19 with 390 views | Cafe_Newman |
To avoid fixture congestion resulting from cancellations due to waterlogged or frozen pitches, the matches should go ahead, but with the following kit requirements:
Waterlogged pitch: masks, snorkels, armbands and flippers for the home team
Frozen pitch: the home team play with bare feet [Post edited 19 Jan 10:42]
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| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 09:14 - Jan 19 with 385 views | ArnoldMoorhen |
| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 04:34 - Jan 19 by ArchiRob |
I suspect you may have seen a few episodes of "its a knockout" |
You may have pre-empted my next suggestion:
Any player who scores a goal has to wear a Mr Bobby costume (in their team's colours, of course) for the rest of the match.
For maximum effect, stack this with the fire hose rule change. | | | |
| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 09:14 - Jan 19 with 383 views | Churchman |
| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 09:12 - Jan 19 by Cafe_Newman |
To avoid fixture congestion resulting from cancellations due to waterlogged or frozen pitches, the matches should go ahead, but with the following kit requirements:
Waterlogged pitch: masks, snorkels, armbands and flippers for the home team
Frozen pitch: the home team play with bare feet [Post edited 19 Jan 10:42]
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Good idea! I think because the home keeper is standing around a lot, one of those suits with lead weights and a brass helmet is the way forward | | | |
| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 09:19 - Jan 19 with 373 views | Meadowlark |
The old obstruction rules, like when I first started watching/playing. So you cannot push other players or use you body to stop an opponent reaching the ball. |  | | |
| Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 09:22 - Jan 19 with 356 views | Cafe_Newman |
Teams that qualify for European competitions should play on spacehoppers against newly promoted teams. | | | |
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