| Alternative Winter Olympic Events 18:49 - Feb 23 with 955 views | Keno |
To help team GB bag a few more medals what alternative winter sports can you come up with?
Ice Slide - freeze a patch of concreted area atheletes run up and see who can slide further down the ice slice wearing their normal trainers
Possible additional ‘posing’ event with competitors awarded points for striking a pose while sliding
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| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 18:52 - Feb 23 with 933 views | Dubtractor |
Yellow Snow Stenography.
Post drinking session athletes transcribe text onto snow via the medium of a full bladder. Points for both speed and accuracy.
It would be the winter Olympics equivalent of darts. |  |
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| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 18:59 - Feb 23 with 911 views | bluelagos |
Snow ball fighting. Can't believe it's not been included tbh |  |
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| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 18:59 - Feb 23 with 911 views | MattinLondon |
Walking home pissed-up when the ground is extremely icy.
This sport has a strong following in the Newcastle area - a mixed sex sport where the contestants wear as little as possible. Prior to walking home, the contestants drink heavily and then order a kebab. Women are awarded points for not falling over and for not flashing their tits and arses. Dropping food gets a points penalty.
Men are also judged on not falling over and not dropping food - but get points awarded for shouting abuse at fellow contestants but stopping short of fighting. |  | | |
| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 19:01 - Feb 23 with 900 views | MattinLondon |
| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 18:59 - Feb 23 by bluelagos |
Snow ball fighting. Can't believe it's not been included tbh |
It’ll be a lot more entertaining than figure skating. | | | |
| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 19:04 - Feb 23 with 894 views | homer_123 |
Tesco trolley skeleton. |  |
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| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 19:04 - Feb 23 with 892 views | bluelagos |
| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 19:01 - Feb 23 by MattinLondon |
It’ll be a lot more entertaining than figure skating. |
Golf is more entertaining...nah, scrub that. | |
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| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 19:08 - Feb 23 with 876 views | MattinLondon |
| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 19:04 - Feb 23 by bluelagos |
Golf is more entertaining...nah, scrub that. |
Golf is the ultimate dull sport. | | | |
| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 19:10 - Feb 23 with 868 views | bluelagos |
| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 19:08 - Feb 23 by MattinLondon |
Golf is the ultimate dull sport. |
"Televised sky" as one wag once labelled TV coverage. | |
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| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 19:13 - Feb 23 with 861 views | Keno |
| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 19:04 - Feb 23 by homer_123 |
Tesco trolley skeleton. |
Each trolley has a least one wonky wheel | |
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| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 19:46 - Feb 23 with 817 views | PhilsAngels |
| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 19:13 - Feb 23 by Keno |
Each trolley has a least one wonky wheel |
Farthest distance prior to the trolley falling over. No padding allowed other than the latest must have chav coat to keep it even. If the trolley does go points are awarded for cuts and bruises sustained |  |
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| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 19:51 - Feb 23 with 808 views | PhilsAngels |
Hill sliding on a grow bag only
Path clearance using a shovel/spade and broom only. | |
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| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 19:58 - Feb 23 with 798 views | Ryorry |
Unchained, rear wheel drive only car races with at least two tyres having less than the legal tread, on ungritted icy roads, with dummy people, prams, wheelie bins and skips dotted around. Various penalty seconds added for hitting any of those obstacles. |  |
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| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 20:52 - Feb 23 with 741 views | DJR |
Pushing the bobsleigh up the course. [Post edited 23 Feb 20:53]
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| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 21:55 - Feb 23 with 703 views | SE1blue |
Head to head races at scraping ice off the windscreen of a car with a CD case.
Competitors only need to clear off approximately 30 cm section of windscreen and then complete a 30 minute journey to work with the heaters on full blast and leaning out the side window when unable to see clearly. |  |
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| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 22:21 - Feb 23 with 653 views | TheBlueGnu |
Pelican Down-hill skiing | |
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| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 22:56 - Feb 23 with 627 views | Hugoagogo_Reborn |
Speed de-icing the windscreens and headlights of your family-sized car, as posted above should only be allowed using an old, disused loyalty card from the darkest depths of your wallet. [Post edited 23 Feb 22:58]
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| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 04:33 - Feb 24 with 544 views | Ryorry |
| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 22:56 - Feb 23 by Hugoagogo_Reborn |
Speed de-icing the windscreens and headlights of your family-sized car, as posted above should only be allowed using an old, disused loyalty card from the darkest depths of your wallet. [Post edited 23 Feb 22:58]
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... or an official ITFC ice scraper complete with badge, Shirley? | |
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| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 07:54 - Feb 24 with 472 views | NthQldITFC |
Frozen dog turd pass the parcel. (No gloves allowed)
You have to sing the national anthem before you can pass it on. You're disqualified if it defrosts in your hand enough to leave a 'smudge' once you've passed it on, or if you drop it, or if you forget to call your neighbour a c-unit as you pass it.
I think that encapsulates rather well everything it means to be British these days, and I think we'd excel at the event, |  |
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| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 08:07 - Feb 24 with 449 views | 1Warky |
Speed Fridge Freezer de-icing.
Commentators could indulge in analysing athletes' chipping, scraping and clearing techniques. | | | |
| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 08:40 - Feb 24 with 421 views | Keno |
| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 08:07 - Feb 24 by 1Warky |
Speed Fridge Freezer de-icing.
Commentators could indulge in analysing athletes' chipping, scraping and clearing techniques. |
In the mixed version of the event the 'non-male' competitor gets points for passing on helpful tips such as 'Are you sure thats the right tool', I dont think you are doing it right' or Oh I think you have missed a bit' | |
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| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 08:52 - Feb 24 with 405 views | FrimleyBlue |
Blindfold Ice Football |  |
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| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 15:36 - Feb 24 with 331 views | Hugoagogo_Reborn |
| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 08:07 - Feb 24 by 1Warky |
Speed Fridge Freezer de-icing.
Commentators could indulge in analysing athletes' chipping, scraping and clearing techniques. |
Are you allowed the use of an old, noisy, weakly powered hairdryer, or would you be disqualified? | |
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| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 16:13 - Feb 24 with 300 views | GeoffSentence |
Below zero flimsy clothes wearing. Flimsiest, or least, clothes worrn in the coldest temperatures gets he gold.
Send a team of Geordies, gold sewn up. |  |
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| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 16:53 - Feb 24 with 267 views | NthQldITFC |
| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 16:13 - Feb 24 by GeoffSentence |
Below zero flimsy clothes wearing. Flimsiest, or least, clothes worrn in the coldest temperatures gets he gold.
Send a team of Geordies, gold sewn up. |
"gold sewn up" is a very Geordie-friendly phrase, n'est ce pas? | |
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| Alternative Winter Olympic Events on 17:13 - Feb 24 with 251 views | Hugoagogo_Reborn |
Postmen wearing shorts to deliver a round lasting 5 hours.
An event we might actually win. [Post edited 24 Feb 17:14]
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