| What's your problem ernie? on 17:44 - Jun 16 with 420 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| What's your problem ernie? on 13:10 - Jun 16 by TheMoralMajority |
I think his milkcart broke down |
I guess I was just a bit Triggered (Triggered) |  |
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| What's your problem ernie? on 17:55 - Jun 16 with 387 views | ArnoldMoorhen |
| What's your problem ernie? on 10:42 - Jun 16 by MattinLondon |
Maybe Ernie is more of a traditional haiku kinda guy and has a strong dislike for other forms of poetry. |
At Season's twilight
Flash spread words like confetti
Ernie's heart held hate |  | | |
| What's your problem ernie? on 18:07 - Jun 16 with 352 views | FrimleyBlue |
Btw. When are you going to do one about the pitch
Ive waited and waited and nothing
Give the people what they want!! |  |
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| What's your problem ernie? on 18:10 - Jun 16 with 342 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| What's your problem ernie? on 18:07 - Jun 16 by FrimleyBlue |
Btw. When are you going to do one about the pitch
Ive waited and waited and nothing
Give the people what they want!! |
The pitch?
I'm working on one for KM's exit.
And I want to do one about the door and steps that lead to a wall.
Bit busy with work at the mo, though. | |
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| What's your problem ernie? on 18:12 - Jun 16 with 333 views | FrimleyBlue |
| What's your problem ernie? on 18:10 - Jun 16 by The_Flashing_Smile |
The pitch?
I'm working on one for KM's exit.
And I want to do one about the door and steps that lead to a wall.
Bit busy with work at the mo, though. |
No commitment Flash
The pitch needs to be priority. Afterall without a good pitch nothing good happens on it.... | |
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| What's your problem ernie? on 19:04 - Jun 16 with 303 views | ArnoldMoorhen |
| What's your problem ernie? on 18:07 - Jun 16 by FrimleyBlue |
Btw. When are you going to do one about the pitch
Ive waited and waited and nothing
Give the people what they want!! |
Under boot testing
Nylon and organic weave
strength in sim-bio. | | | |
| What's your problem ernie? on 19:10 - Jun 16 with 285 views | MK1 |
Why don't you message him and ask. |  |
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| What's your problem ernie? on 19:11 - Jun 16 with 284 views | armchaircritic59 |
It appears he's actually telling Christ to get a life. Maybe he forgot to post it on Easter Sunday :) |  | | |
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| What's your problem ernie? on 19:22 - Jun 16 with 251 views | bluebud |
You always downvote vote me - that's the game. However I'm glad it happened as I've discovered your poetry and I've enjoyed it |  | | |
| What's your problem ernie? on 19:41 - Jun 16 with 220 views | EdwardStone |
| What's your problem ernie? on 13:10 - Jun 16 by TheMoralMajority |
I think his milkcart broke down |
Speed Awareness Course....deff info
Kinda cramped his style |  | | |
| What's your problem ernie? on 08:59 - Jun 17 with 152 views | Benters |
| What's your problem ernie? on 15:25 - Jun 16 by Churchman |
The last two verses from Benny Hill’s Ernie, the fastest milkman in the west. Quality lyrics!
Now Ernie rushed out into the street, his gold top in his hand
He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man"
"Oh, why don't we play cards for her?" He sneeringly replied
"And just to make it interesting, we'll have a shilling on the side"
Now Ernie dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun
They stood there face to face, and Ted went for his bun
But Ernie was too quick, things didn't go the way Ted planned
And a strawberry-flavoured yoghurt sent it spinning from his hand
Now Sue, she ran between them and tried to keep them apart
And Ernie, he pushed her aside and a rock cake caught him underneath his heart
And he looked up in pained surprise as the concrete hardened crust
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye, and Ernie bit the dust
Ernie was only fifty-two, he didn't wanna die
And now he's gone to make deliveries in that milk round in the sky
Where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned
And a milkman's life is full of fun in that fairy, dairy land
But a woman's needs are manifold and Sue, she married Ted
But strange things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed
Was that the trees a-rustling? Or the hinges of the gate?
Or Ernie's ghostly gold tops a-rattling in their crate? |
Brilliant I had the single of that song. |  |
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